Golden Oreos are just shite Custard Cremes
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GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oreos are just shite bourbons
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Not just shite, but like they got every facet as wrong as they could. Awful, heinous biscuits.
J92@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Hydrox. They’re still around, and have always been kosher.
J92@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can’t speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.
Zombie@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Never thought I’d be on the side of the redcoats, but alas you make a good point.
I understand now why so many traitorous Scots put on the coat.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been kosher so everyone that isn’t vegetarian can eat them.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
Hydrox has a more cookie like cookie than Oreo’s and yet… I like the abomination more. Something about its almost chemical like flavor just goes really good with the creme and milk.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 7 months ago
Newman-O’s are another vegan alternative. The mint ones are great.