morphballganon
@morphballganon@mtgzone.com
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Not limited to children. At my last job I imagined dumping my drink on my seated coworkers many times.
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 1 day ago:
Dental plan!
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 2 days ago:
Definitely wouldn’t be Neville doing it
Or at least he wouldn’t be hitting his intended target
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 4 days ago:
How else will readers know they’re Bri’ish innit
- Comment on The Best-Selling Video Games Since 2020 3 weeks ago:
I wonder how many of those are the free version that you can only play when playing with someone who has the paid version
- Comment on get out of my head 4 weeks ago:
It doesn’t say at rest… ? It had to be wide enough for poop to pass through
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 5 weeks ago:
It wasn’t in his nature to cut corners.
We only saw half the story, the regret. He had motives for not doing it, we just didn’t see them because we didn’t need to.
- Comment on My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories 5 weeks ago:
My wife was just telling me about unironic british abominations on tiktok
- Comment on Anon's wife hears voices 1 month ago:
The important thing is that the fake OP takes fake action against the fake wife’s fake voices
- Comment on Cheapflation: The Kroger brand "shake and bake" seasoning no longer comes with the bag to shake it in 😠 1 month ago:
Air fryer seems like it would be good here
- Comment on What life hack helped you this year? 1 month ago:
As long as they’re not very bitter, 2 isn’t too bad. Bitter ales like IPAs give me a headache
- Comment on It's been downhill from that day 2 months ago:
Fazed*
Phased is something else
I guess she’s not phased either tbf
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 2 months ago:
They could have swapped the words around. Rough Spear. Midnight Rider. Southern Hammer.
They chose not to.
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 2 months ago:
Happened more than once
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- Comment on Anyone? 2 months ago:
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 2 months ago:
You’re right, they probably meant Bubba from Forrest Gump
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 2 months ago:
“Speculation” lol, it was Bill’s well-known nickname
- Comment on The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS 2 months ago:
Wonder if they know about their idol’s past escapades?
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 months ago:
How dare they want to do a good job wiping
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 2 months ago:
But shouldn’t it be concerning that a figure as prominent as Paul would say such a thing?
- Comment on Some adults when upset cry in their pillow 2 months ago:
Something’s hard indeed
- Comment on It's so annoying when you just can't spell 2 months ago:
What loser operator doesn’t know how to spell yookaliptuss
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 months ago:
Ah so when you do it it’s just a joke but when I do it it’s pedantry, got it
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 months ago:
No, those pins are positioned as if a “full circle” would be 8 pins. The bumps in OP’s pic are more like if a “full circle” were 6 points.
- Comment on PC Master Race 2 months ago:
Than*
- Comment on reaction 2 months ago:
Revel in my luck that I was born in the right century to experience such a thing
Earlier centuries it didn’t exist
Later centuries it will inevitably be outlawed
- Comment on reaction 2 months ago:
How do you know there isn’t a burger patty hidden in there?
- Comment on reaction 2 months ago:
There could be a burger patty under the pulled pork, for all we know.
- Comment on Darkenstein 3D free on Steam 2 months ago:
Ah, maybe put the blurb in quotes next time, or else it sounds like you’re claiming credit
