morphballganon
@morphballganon@mtgzone.com
- Comment on sales =/= quality 1 week ago:
Pitch. There weren’t countertenor parts we needed to fill, the teacher was just determining everyone’s native range and that’s where she fell.
- Comment on sales =/= quality 1 week ago:
You’re right, I got confused because I went to high school with a girl who sang countertenor, but it’s usually guys
- Comment on sales =/= quality 1 week ago:
Lead vocalist sings somewhere in the soprano-countertenor range
- Comment on Today is the 40th Anniversay of Zelda! 2 weeks ago:
Crossposting a typo is so funny. Ok, so I know proofreading is old-fashioned, but even in a title?
- Comment on lmao 2 weeks ago:
Corporate middle managers don’t use semicolons. They don’t even know when to use colons or apostrophes.
They taught AI to talk like HR reps.
- Comment on Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time. 2 weeks ago:
She lost because the average voter votes for whatever name they’ve heard before.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
“If I’m winning, you are wrong. If I’m losing, it’s just a joke” you are what we call a narcissist
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
You declare a group gets a monopoly on large hats, so evidently you’re a supremacist. Playing dumb does not absolve you.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Rotisserie chickens are pretty cheap, the hat might be thrifted, and the movie might be a matinee
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Do you think a group can claim a monopoly on large hats because you are a supremacist, or some other reason?
- Comment on Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy 3 weeks ago:
There are plenty of cheaper games out there. Go on whatever virtual store and check out current sales, and simple games made by small studios.
Cult of the Lamb, Spiritfarer, My Time at Portia, The Last Campfire, Arise: A Simple Story and What Remains of Edith Finch are all worth checking out.
- Comment on Kellogg ---> Epstein 3 weeks ago:
It’s related because men with ugly penises are much more likely to become sex pests since they struggle to get consensual action
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
They’re describing a well-understood sociological phenomenon. Sorry you’re so triggered by actual human psychology
- Comment on angry 3 weeks ago:
Don’t shoot yourself first, you have a huge opportunity to do some good in that position.
- Comment on I detect no errors of logic here 4 weeks ago:
Hmm. I like latinas. Maybe I should try crack?
- Comment on Onii-Chan is watching you 😩 4 weeks ago:
-kun is diminutive too
- Comment on Twice the rejection 4 weeks ago:
Dad is incredulous kiddo can’t find a partner even with wider dating pool
- Comment on Twice the rejection 4 weeks ago:
Couldn’t they just not state their sexuality openly, but tailor it for whoever they’re talking to?
F-F “oh I love women”
M-M “I’m into guys like you”
M-F “you’re my type”
F-M “oh, you’re very attractive”
No lies necessary
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Not limited to children. At my last job I imagined dumping my drink on my seated coworkers many times.
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 1 month ago:
Dental plan!
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 1 month ago:
Definitely wouldn’t be Neville doing it
Or at least he wouldn’t be hitting his intended target
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 1 month ago:
How else will readers know they’re Bri’ish innit
- Comment on The Best-Selling Video Games Since 2020 2 months ago:
I wonder how many of those are the free version that you can only play when playing with someone who has the paid version
- Comment on get out of my head 2 months ago:
It doesn’t say at rest… ? It had to be wide enough for poop to pass through
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 2 months ago:
It wasn’t in his nature to cut corners.
We only saw half the story, the regret. He had motives for not doing it, we just didn’t see them because we didn’t need to.
- Comment on My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories 2 months ago:
My wife was just telling me about unironic british abominations on tiktok
- Comment on Anon's wife hears voices 2 months ago:
The important thing is that the fake OP takes fake action against the fake wife’s fake voices
- Comment on Cheapflation: The Kroger brand "shake and bake" seasoning no longer comes with the bag to shake it in 😠 2 months ago:
Air fryer seems like it would be good here
- Comment on What life hack helped you this year? 3 months ago:
As long as they’re not very bitter, 2 isn’t too bad. Bitter ales like IPAs give me a headache
- Comment on It's been downhill from that day 3 months ago:
Fazed*
Phased is something else
I guess she’s not phased either tbf