morphballganon
@morphballganon@mtgzone.com
- Comment on outsmarted 2 days ago:
Note to self: make shoes to sell to rich people
- Comment on heater 2 days ago:
I read your comment in Dale’s voice
- Comment on How men are different than women 6 days ago:
OP post wife asked about “kids, families, jobs.” There are plenty of families where there would be no news about those subjects. But furthermore, there are plenty of topics that were probably mentioned but then forgotten because they were mundane.
- Comment on How men are different than women 1 week ago:
Looks over at my wife ok bro
- Comment on How men are different than women 1 week ago:
… for not boring each other with mundane anecdotes? Lol
I’m sure your friends totally love when you talk about yourself, though
- Comment on I will kill you 1 week ago:
Maybe they think shaming will be effective
- Comment on vacation 1 week ago:
Therapy doesn’t fix reality.
- Comment on How you keep em after you get em. 2 weeks ago:
Getting modeling work is shitty?
- Comment on SBA #119 maths 2 weeks ago:
you still go left to right
Unless there’s implied multiplication, which there is. Then you do that before the explicit division.
- Comment on Waiting to get pulled over for not wearing a helmet 2 weeks ago:
They half-assed it by leaving the edge black
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Pitch. There weren’t countertenor parts we needed to fill, the teacher was just determining everyone’s native range and that’s where she fell.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You’re right, I got confused because I went to high school with a girl who sang countertenor, but it’s usually guys
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Lead vocalist sings somewhere in the soprano-countertenor range
- Comment on Today is the 40th Anniversay of Zelda! 3 months ago:
Crossposting a typo is so funny. Ok, so I know proofreading is old-fashioned, but even in a title?
- Comment on lmao 3 months ago:
Corporate middle managers don’t use semicolons. They don’t even know when to use colons or apostrophes.
They taught AI to talk like HR reps.
- Comment on Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time. 3 months ago:
She lost because the average voter votes for whatever name they’ve heard before.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
“If I’m winning, you are wrong. If I’m losing, it’s just a joke” you are what we call a narcissist
- Comment on 3 months ago:
You declare a group gets a monopoly on large hats, so evidently you’re a supremacist. Playing dumb does not absolve you.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Rotisserie chickens are pretty cheap, the hat might be thrifted, and the movie might be a matinee
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Do you think a group can claim a monopoly on large hats because you are a supremacist, or some other reason?
- Comment on Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy 3 months ago:
There are plenty of cheaper games out there. Go on whatever virtual store and check out current sales, and simple games made by small studios.
Cult of the Lamb, Spiritfarer, My Time at Portia, The Last Campfire, Arise: A Simple Story and What Remains of Edith Finch are all worth checking out.
- Comment on Kellogg ---> Epstein 3 months ago:
It’s related because men with ugly penises are much more likely to become sex pests since they struggle to get consensual action
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
They’re describing a well-understood sociological phenomenon. Sorry you’re so triggered by actual human psychology
- Comment on angry 3 months ago:
Don’t shoot yourself first, you have a huge opportunity to do some good in that position.
- Comment on I detect no errors of logic here 3 months ago:
Hmm. I like latinas. Maybe I should try crack?
- Comment on Onii-Chan is watching you 😩 3 months ago:
-kun is diminutive too
- Comment on Twice the rejection 3 months ago:
Dad is incredulous kiddo can’t find a partner even with wider dating pool
- Comment on Twice the rejection 3 months ago:
Couldn’t they just not state their sexuality openly, but tailor it for whoever they’re talking to?
F-F “oh I love women”
M-M “I’m into guys like you”
M-F “you’re my type”
F-M “oh, you’re very attractive”
No lies necessary
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Not limited to children. At my last job I imagined dumping my drink on my seated coworkers many times.
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 3 months ago:
Dental plan!