morphballganon
@morphballganon@mtgzone.com
- Comment on 2 hours ago:
You declare a group gets a monopoly on large hats, so evidently you’re a supremacist. Playing dumb does not absolve you.
- Comment on 7 hours ago:
Rotisserie chickens are pretty cheap, the hat might be thrifted, and the movie might be a matinee
- Comment on 7 hours ago:
Do you think a group can claim a monopoly on large hats because you are a supremacist, or some other reason?
- Comment on Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy 1 day ago:
There are plenty of cheaper games out there. Go on whatever virtual store and check out current sales, and simple games made by small studios.
Cult of the Lamb, Spiritfarer, My Time at Portia, The Last Campfire, Arise: A Simple Story and What Remains of Edith Finch are all worth checking out.
- Comment on Kellogg ---> Epstein 2 days ago:
It’s related because men with ugly penises are much more likely to become sex pests since they struggle to get consensual action
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
They’re describing a well-understood sociological phenomenon. Sorry you’re so triggered by actual human psychology
- Comment on angry 5 days ago:
Don’t shoot yourself first, you have a huge opportunity to do some good in that position.
- Comment on I detect no errors of logic here 1 week ago:
Hmm. I like latinas. Maybe I should try crack?
- Comment on Onii-Chan is watching you 😩 1 week ago:
-kun is diminutive too
- Comment on Twice the rejection 1 week ago:
Dad is incredulous kiddo can’t find a partner even with wider dating pool
- Comment on Twice the rejection 1 week ago:
Couldn’t they just not state their sexuality openly, but tailor it for whoever they’re talking to?
F-F “oh I love women”
M-M “I’m into guys like you”
M-F “you’re my type”
F-M “oh, you’re very attractive”
No lies necessary
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Not limited to children. At my last job I imagined dumping my drink on my seated coworkers many times.
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 3 weeks ago:
Dental plan!
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 3 weeks ago:
Definitely wouldn’t be Neville doing it
Or at least he wouldn’t be hitting his intended target
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 3 weeks ago:
How else will readers know they’re Bri’ish innit
- Comment on The Best-Selling Video Games Since 2020 1 month ago:
I wonder how many of those are the free version that you can only play when playing with someone who has the paid version
- Comment on get out of my head 1 month ago:
It doesn’t say at rest… ? It had to be wide enough for poop to pass through
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 1 month ago:
It wasn’t in his nature to cut corners.
We only saw half the story, the regret. He had motives for not doing it, we just didn’t see them because we didn’t need to.
- Comment on My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories 1 month ago:
My wife was just telling me about unironic british abominations on tiktok
- Comment on Anon's wife hears voices 2 months ago:
The important thing is that the fake OP takes fake action against the fake wife’s fake voices
- Comment on Cheapflation: The Kroger brand "shake and bake" seasoning no longer comes with the bag to shake it in 😠 2 months ago:
Air fryer seems like it would be good here
- Comment on What life hack helped you this year? 2 months ago:
As long as they’re not very bitter, 2 isn’t too bad. Bitter ales like IPAs give me a headache
- Comment on It's been downhill from that day 2 months ago:
Fazed*
Phased is something else
I guess she’s not phased either tbf
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 2 months ago:
They could have swapped the words around. Rough Spear. Midnight Rider. Southern Hammer.
They chose not to.
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 2 months ago:
Happened more than once
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 3 comments
- Comment on Anyone? 2 months ago:
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 2 months ago:
You’re right, they probably meant Bubba from Forrest Gump
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 2 months ago:
“Speculation” lol, it was Bill’s well-known nickname
- Comment on The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS 2 months ago:
Wonder if they know about their idol’s past escapades?
