Let's visit the grocery store before the movie
Fleshlights are easier to clean after.
Submitted 2 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 hour ago
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 25 minutes ago
You can clean them?!?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn’t work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it’s filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.
Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I’ve already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!
FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world 25 minutes ago
That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 26 minutes ago
Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 minutes ago
Also, who can afford a Zendaya in THIS economy??