Let's visit the grocery store before the movie
Fleshlights are easier to clean after.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn’t work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it’s filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.
Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I’ve already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!
FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.
M137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ಠ_ಠ
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You can clean them?!?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Also, who can afford a Zendaya in THIS economy??
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 weeks ago
Rotisserie chickens are pretty cheap, the hat might be thrifted, and the movie might be a matinee
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Imma pretend its all stolen.
skye@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
is this the virtual insanity i keep hearing of
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Future is made of it, after all.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
One of my favorite music videos.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Little known fact, her head fills that entire hat. And it’s transparent.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s funny. It’s a big hat.
FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Yeah gimme ape tits for, aaaahh, 9000.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
When you look hot enough to wear whatever
warzazel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Diese dämlichen Promis gehen mir so auf den Sack mit ihrer albernen Selbstdarstellung
roflavahot@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Reminds me of when i worked at cinema and there was a massive room under the auditorium FILLED with baby strollers
“Yeah people leave these in here all the time, usually with the fried chicken bucket still inside.”
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wow this meme is 12 years old but was originally Pharrell. I didn’t realize fashion was repeating that quickly these days.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Is that the pedo-finder general?
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I wouldn’t put that past Jodorowsky
kokesh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What the hell is this? Some chick making fun of hardcore jews?
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 weeks ago
Do you think a group can claim a monopoly on large hats because you are a supremacist, or some other reason?
Soulg@ani.social 2 weeks ago
In what way does this relate to Hasidic Jews
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The hat.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Her name is Zendaya.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
She’s smuggling Tom Holland.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
I spy a Shiva Lingam with a Yoni base.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
That face says, “I know it’s a stupid hat, but I’m rich. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?
yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m getting an “owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome” vibe
Karjalan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I can’t tell if that’s the legit size of the hat, or, while still comically large… It’s been “enhanced” for extra humour (like kirks small face edits).
Like the internal rim that should sit on her head looks too wide to r free sitting on her head the way it is