How men are different than women

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My wife is always shocked to learn that despite communicating with him somewhat regularly, I have absolutely no details regarding any of my brother’s upcoming plans or life events. Yes, I know he’s engaged. I think I was one of the first to hear about it… No, I don’t know when he plans to get married, or where… I don’t know if he’s going to South America again this year. I don’t know any of this. It didn’t come up. He will probably tell me if/when he does. I’m not really worried about it.

  What do we talk about? Memes, mostly… Most recently I’ve been sending him these fake Rastafarian AI doctor videos on Instagram with hilarious diagrams of poop flying out of butts like a whirlwind while a passionate man talks about selling you his herbal cleanse. Now I’ve discovered the female version that is all about vaginal disbiosis and what to do “when ya poosee smell like a rotten fish mahhket” (you buy her herbal cleanse, that’s what you do…)

  But no, I don’t know if he’s coming for Christmas.

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  • emmanuel_car@k.fe.derate.me ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How are you going to describe content like that and NOT share it??

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    SHARE

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What makes naming every african cointry hard is the fact that there’s like 3 or 4 different “Guinea’s”, and a bunch of island countries, and if yoi have to put them to the right place on a map? Game over. West africa is the hardest bit to match every country name to map, other than that it’s onky alightly choppy sailing.

  Test yourself: sporcle, name every african country Sporcle assign every african cojntry name to the right country on the map Sporcle - africa quiz subcategory

  This ia what i do for fun. Ahile you wwre partying, I studied the Sporcle

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well equatorial Guinea has its location in the name. And for the others the way to remember is: Guinea as the true Guinea is obviously the bigger one and Guinea-Bissau has a qualifier to it, therefore it’s smaller.

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    • bananabread@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fun fact: equatorial guinea is the only African country that speaks Spanish

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  • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Seeing this post I had to bang it out, on an old game I have on my phone that I probably bought 15 years ago.

    I only missed Cape Verde and Seychelles! Still got it

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  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In an old job, coworkers showed me Jetpunk. Basically the same thing, it seems.

    So touché fellow quizzler

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    By the time you’re done naming them, there’s probably a new one up and you’re now sucked into writing a wiki article on it

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• MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn, four days without having to talk about the usual bs sounds like paradise.

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  • ChexMax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s so weird I don’t think of my spouse and kids as bull shit, but I guess you and 20 of your peers here do.

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    • MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I guess someone’s always looking to take offense online.

      There’s the same insipid conversations we have all the time with colleagues/acquaintances, there’s the deep conversations we have with a 1 or 2 friends at atime and the fun silly ones we have with a bunch of old friends. If you don’t know the difference between them, that’s heartbreaking and I’m so sorry for you.

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Talking about life is depressing. I want to do fun shit when I hang out with my friends.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe this is why I have no guy friends. I’d always ask how they were, and they would bust out in song, singing the Animaniacs song of countries.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sounds like my kind of friend.

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• Herr_S_aus_H@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have done something like this with my buddies for sure, but we also talk about our families, relationship, jobs, health and such things because we are interested in each other as human beings, like friends are supposed to.

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• how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The real truth is he probably talked about getting high (or got really high/drunk), complained about his wife, life, work, talked money (and lack thereof), shit jobs and probably of either sports or gaming.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  9 days to just name capitals? They must be awful at geography to take that long.

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Somebody didn’t watch Animaniacs when they were younger.

    Africa is harder but Yakko’s got still us covered.

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    • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Some ML is gonna whine that Yakko (rightfully) called Taiwan a country…

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    • erev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yakko didn’t forget Palestine what a goat

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  • Muffi@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think you misread the post. But four days is still slow geography.

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• Wren@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh good, more boomer humor.

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• Mrs_deWinter@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn that’s sad

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  • Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why? When I am with a gal friend a kinda switch gears, but I also have many wonderful guy friendships that are very much like what’s described above. There’s nothing bad about that. It’s just different. But I would trust them with my life and I know they would trust me with theirs.

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    • Mrs_deWinter@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When I am with a gal friend a kinda switch gears

      Doesn’t that make you stop and think? Why is it necessary to swich gears at all? I mean what’s actually your authentic self and why is he not allowed in (at least?) one of those situations?

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No, it’s wonderful

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  …men absolutely suck.

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    … for not boring each other with mundane anecdotes? Lol

    I’m sure your friends totally love when you talk about yourself, though

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    • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If your friends bore you, you may need better friends

      And are you telling me you seriously have nothing interesting to say to a friend when you meet them? What do you do all day that you have nothing to discuss?

      What on earth do you even do with your friends? Play football? Drink and sit and go “yup”? Is this a thing I’m not “manly” enough to understand or what?

      Are you of an older generation that is embarassed to talk about feelings or private matters? Help me understand here

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You Incels just can’t get over it I suppose.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    People downvote this comment and then drop some bomb about the male loneliness issue

    I mean, those dudes in that original post sound like they need therapy. They sound like they feel alone even with friends. Either that or they did some Hangover level shit and will take that secret to the grave 😂 We’ll never know

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My own fault for dispensing judgement instead of support.

      But it is my honest opinion that men suck, and I may not suck in the same way, but I suck too.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What? Men are the coolest humans on the planet. They built everything you can see, and are a lot of fun to talk to. Maybe not all, I dont know, but some guys are hilarious.

    I dont know. I feel the opposite of what you do. Most of them are awesome.

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• solidgrue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  …naming … every African country

  Now there’s a handy song!

  youtu.be/nhmdDjatyRY

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