I had my buddy believing for a while that all Jewish boys keep their foreskins and turn it in for a free trip to Israel
Kellogg ---> Epstein
Submitted 2 days ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Makes as much sense as anything else tbh
DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 1 day ago
Some of us had to find ours hidden in a chocolate egg by a bunny on the anniversary when our savior became a zombie.
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 day ago
[deleted]wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
No foreskins allowed, even.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Release the Epstein foreskins!
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wish I still had my foreskin.
dbtng@eviltoast.org 10 hours ago
Pics or it didn’t happen.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I have a shy penis.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That woman looks like a sex robot. Maybe just a bad picture? There’s something odd about her face.
dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 day ago
Yeonmi Park
ImageIt’s recognizably the same person as the wiki page, but ya. She’s uncanny valley in that pic.
incompetent@programming.dev 1 day ago
I thought AI at first.
yesman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The reason circumcision is common in the US has more to do with people like RFK jr. than it does with people like Epstein.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
So you are telling me in all English speaking countries the babies get de-livered (even though the liver is kinda important !?!?) AND the babies with a penis don’t get the chance to get visited by the foreskin fairy when they’re older, like the rest of us?
That’s crazy
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
this is the wrong thread to be sitting here eating a bowl of spicy chili watermelon rings
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 day ago
God she’s had so much work. N Korea fucked her up bad
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Who is this woman?
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Yeonmi Park
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Yeonmi Park
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Is it that glowy that “defected” “from” “NK”? Just guessing honestly
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 day ago
She once mentioned she didn’t know what trash was until she got to s korea. Also that her n korean town officials would require a quota of poop from her family for composting.
What sticks w me the most is how often she’s spoken at the united nations and how ineffective it is.
tresspass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is this the “jerky” that is repeatedly mentioned in the files?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Forbidden calimari.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 1 day ago
It’s related because men with ugly penises are much more likely to become sex pests since they struggle to get consensual action
dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 day ago
Show us yours.
mech@feddit.org 2 days ago
In America, a birth in hospital costs $18000 on average.
(plus tip)
dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 days ago
Oh god. This is gonna get weird …
haerrii@feddit.org 2 days ago
[Checkout terminal] How much do you want to tip:
10 % (poor man’s foreskin)
15 %
25 % (public favorite)
^nothing ^at ^all
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
the tip goes directly to the hospital CEO’s pockets
eli@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I just had two kids back to back. Both born in California and at Kaiser. The only thing we had to pay for was my wife’s post-partum medication, I think $50 total between both kids.
All prenatal appointments/care? Covered. Two separate scares where wife was admitted overnight? Covered. Both births with epidurals and overnight stays and meals(for mom)? Covered. We didn’t even pay for parking.
Idk if it’s because we planned this and intentionally had a HMO plan, but wanted to share my recent experience.
Glide@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
While I appreciate the personal anecdote, what was the cost paid by your insurer? Being covered by private insurance is great for you, but what happens to the people without the means?
The subtext of your post is an insinuation that it isn’t as bad as others make it out to be, but it sounds like it wasn’t bad for you because you have good private insurance, and the means to obtain and manage that insurance. Not everyone is in that situation, and those who don’t have access to good private insurance, or simply make a mistake in managing their insurance, shouldn’t be forced to pay absurd fees out of debt/pocket.
zuch0698o@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So when my wife was have an emergency with our first she had to be rushed to the hospital (non network). My insurance would not cover and that one visit was almost 200k.
Dont get me started on the cost from the actual birth. Since it too happened out of network.