isame

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Urine Luck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! It’s pretty interesting. I would definitely try an “old” banana but suspect I wouldn’t like them much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Urine Luck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You were, in fact, tasting the salt. The prevailing theory is once the blood hits the lungs, the extra molecules end up out in your lungs and you exhale them, causing you to taste it. I’m not sure I vibe with that theory. But I’m no scientist. I’d wager, though, that the blood passing the mucus membranes in your nose and throat causes the taste. But apparently even the medical establishment hasn’t figured this out yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Urine Luck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m judging you only for liking banana flavored anything. Banana are great. Banana flavoring, not so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Urine Luck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an ex IV drug user. It’s been years so I may not remember the order. But when you inject (at least in the arm) you feel it in your stomach, then throat, then brain. You’ll get a lil queasy feeling, then you’ll taste something in the back of your mouth. Sometimes it’s the drug, sometimes it’s just metallic or weird. But you notice it. And then the hit… Hits. It’s fucking fascinating. Injecting molly is like boarding a rocket ship, and those little feelings gave you a rhythm. Push > stomach - hand the needle off (for safety, you don’t have time to cap and store that thing) > throat - lay down > head - congrats you’re rolling face in 10 seconds flat and in about a minute or two you can probably open your eyes without throwing up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Urine Luck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re saying that when I drink monster energy and my pee smells funny, it’s because there was literally monster energy in my veins? Would my blood smell like coffee, too, if I bled after drinking coffee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fat labrador topilogy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only a sphere if it keeps its mouth shut, apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Pea Shooters⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NASA uses Jupiter’s gravity well to slingshot craft into farther orbits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This should be illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to need y’all both to step away from the lathe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog for Scale⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No, hot dog for centipede. It can fucking have it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Wednesday my dudes!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  When will they make the sequel to Terraria, Aqua-Terraria?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women are the devil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be so much cooler than what it actually was.