I don’t have anything great to say about this matter, but I have the hiccups… Holy fuck the hiccups!
Hiccups just fucking suck
Submitted 4 weeks ago by IWW4@lemmy.zip to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 weeks ago
Yes but I have a fear boner too.
Houseman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ahh!
tunetardis@piefed.ca 4 weeks ago
Ever get hiccups together with acid reflux? That’s an extra special level of hell.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Holy fuck I cant imagine.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 4 weeks ago
Drinking from the far side of a glass has never not stopped my hiccups
Bongles@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I don’t understand what that means. How do you drink from the far side of a glass?
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 4 weeks ago
You lean over top of the glass, and use your lower lip to control the flow, and swallow in this position
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It sounds (and presumably looks) stupid but this is the only method that actually works for me.
scarabic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A friend of mine told a story about his brother who had a major surgery in his abdomen and HAD to control his chronic hiccups while in recovery. His doctors helped. I don’t even remember all the remedies he mentioned because there were several and the point was that each person can be different so you have to figure out what works for you.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Omfg… chronic hiccups…
scarabic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not nonstop or anything - he just got them often.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I’m curious what the doctors remedies for hiccups were, that didn’t involve inflating his abdomen. My go-to trick for curing hiccups is taking in a deep breath as deep as physically possible, then swallowing as many times as I can while holding my breath. But that wouldn’t be great during abdominal rest because taking in a deep breath causes the belly to expand.
tomi000@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have found a method that works 100% of the time for me. It sounds silly but bear with me. After the hiccup starts, I tell myself “hiccups arent real” or some equivalent phrase, in my inner voice, as convincingly as possible. Like I actually believe it. It stops immediately, before the second hiccup.
I am spreading this method among friends and family, I would say around a third of then report successes, but Im pretty sure not all of them have tried it seriously and some brush it off as bs.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Ok next time i have them i will do that.
tomi000@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Please try and report back, Im always curious if it works for others.
fennesz12@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
“Its the hiccup illuminati”
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Breathe shallow but slow, relax. Hickup is a cramp in the diaphragm, mostly caused through stress.
RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I can confirm this works. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve stopped hiccups doing this. Best if it’s done right away when the episode starts.
KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
My wife gets bad hiccups sometimes. I meanwhile can just control my diaphragm and stop hiccuping on command. She doesn’t seem to find that very fair.
video@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same with my wife… But I just remind her that she is not a fish and she thinks about it for a second and she stops hiccuping.
Fondots@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You can’t really do it to yourself, but I’ve had really good luck ending other people’s hiccups by offering them $5 if they hiccup again
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Haha!!!
goldenquetzal@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Gargling and/or drinking upside down have always worked for me. Hiccups suck
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
My partner and I discovered that whip its are a 100% sure cure
spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Hiccups are involuntary muscle spasms. Applying heat can help stop muscle spasms. Drinking large gulps of very warm water (as warm as possible) has stopped hiccups for me 100% of the time.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Oh wow!
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Hiccups suck so bad, people will try all manner of crazy witchcraft to get rid of them.
taygaloocat@leminal.space 4 weeks ago
I’ve never understood why people tolerate the hiccups. You just keep holding your breath. If you hiccup while holding your breath you take another breath and start again until it’s gone. I’ve never had the hiccups for more than a minute.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
Never worked for me, which explains your confusion.
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As someone who gets the hiccups 10-20x a day every day for the last 16 years, fuck hiccups
clif@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How do you endure? I don’t know if I could do that…
You must be exceedingly strong with a fortitude to rival mountains.
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It is what it is. I have permanent nerve damage and randomly get bouts of hiccups throughout the day. Sometimes it will be just 2 or 3, sometimes it lasts for a long time. It’s annoying to say the least. But otherwise harmless. They’re the least of my issues so I try to pay them no mind, but they can of course be obtrusive.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hold your breath count to 10 in your head if you hiccup start again until you get to 10
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Spoonful of vinegar does the trick
AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Eat a tablespoon of peanut butter. It works.
ARealAlaskan@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Every time.
aceshigh@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
My dog having the hiccups is the cutest thing ever. But everything he does is cute. Burping is cute too.
flowque@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
My remedy was almost always a teaspoon of mustard.
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
I just breathe real slow for like 2 mins and by the time I start breathing manually, it’s gone. Nothing painful, nothing required.
dmtalon@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
So, I’m glad I’m not the only one…
I despise the hiccups, and do nothing else until I can get rid of them.
Holding my breath and drinking while continuing to hold my breath works pretty well for me if I can’t straight up will them away!
My family thinks it’s funny how much I hate them.
StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Try a spoonful of sugar
plateee@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Plug your ears and drink water.
Or drink water upside down.
These are the treatments that seem to work the best
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just remind yourself you are not a fish and it goes away.
tinylightshow@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Giant scoop of peanut butter works EVERY. TIME.
For me, at least. YMMV.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Im able to stop hiccups like when i get them i can just turn them off but i dont wanna be left out so FUCK HICCUPS!!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
water stops mine, but some people can have it pathologically.
Lasherz12@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Holding my breath works for me, or maybe it just passes the time. Usually goes away in about 2 full breaths.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Yeah. Oxygen deprivation releases the reflex, but you have to hold your breath, so long that it hurts.
There have actually been studies why that is.
brb@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Why is that?
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Doing a whip it cures hiccups