I don’t have anything great to say about this matter, but I have the hiccups… Holy fuck the hiccups!
Hiccups just fucking suck
Submitted 2 months ago by IWW4@lemmy.zip to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
Yes but I have a fear boner too.
Houseman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ahh!
tunetardis@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Ever get hiccups together with acid reflux? That’s an extra special level of hell.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Holy fuck I cant imagine.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Drinking from the far side of a glass has never not stopped my hiccups
Bongles@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I don’t understand what that means. How do you drink from the far side of a glass?
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 2 months ago
You lean over top of the glass, and use your lower lip to control the flow, and swallow in this position
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It sounds (and presumably looks) stupid but this is the only method that actually works for me.
scarabic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A friend of mine told a story about his brother who had a major surgery in his abdomen and HAD to control his chronic hiccups while in recovery. His doctors helped. I don’t even remember all the remedies he mentioned because there were several and the point was that each person can be different so you have to figure out what works for you.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Omfg… chronic hiccups…
scarabic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not nonstop or anything - he just got them often.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I’m curious what the doctors remedies for hiccups were, that didn’t involve inflating his abdomen. My go-to trick for curing hiccups is taking in a deep breath as deep as physically possible, then swallowing as many times as I can while holding my breath. But that wouldn’t be great during abdominal rest because taking in a deep breath causes the belly to expand.
tomi000@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have found a method that works 100% of the time for me. It sounds silly but bear with me. After the hiccup starts, I tell myself “hiccups arent real” or some equivalent phrase, in my inner voice, as convincingly as possible. Like I actually believe it. It stops immediately, before the second hiccup.
I am spreading this method among friends and family, I would say around a third of then report successes, but Im pretty sure not all of them have tried it seriously and some brush it off as bs.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Ok next time i have them i will do that.
tomi000@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Please try and report back, Im always curious if it works for others.
fennesz12@feddit.dk 2 months ago
“Its the hiccup illuminati”
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Breathe shallow but slow, relax. Hickup is a cramp in the diaphragm, mostly caused through stress.
RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I can confirm this works. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve stopped hiccups doing this. Best if it’s done right away when the episode starts.
KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
My wife gets bad hiccups sometimes. I meanwhile can just control my diaphragm and stop hiccuping on command. She doesn’t seem to find that very fair.
video@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same with my wife… But I just remind her that she is not a fish and she thinks about it for a second and she stops hiccuping.
Fondots@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can’t really do it to yourself, but I’ve had really good luck ending other people’s hiccups by offering them $5 if they hiccup again
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Haha!!!
goldenquetzal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gargling and/or drinking upside down have always worked for me. Hiccups suck
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
My partner and I discovered that whip its are a 100% sure cure
spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hiccups are involuntary muscle spasms. Applying heat can help stop muscle spasms. Drinking large gulps of very warm water (as warm as possible) has stopped hiccups for me 100% of the time.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Oh wow!
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Hiccups suck so bad, people will try all manner of crazy witchcraft to get rid of them.
taygaloocat@leminal.space 2 months ago
I’ve never understood why people tolerate the hiccups. You just keep holding your breath. If you hiccup while holding your breath you take another breath and start again until it’s gone. I’ve never had the hiccups for more than a minute.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Never worked for me, which explains your confusion.
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As someone who gets the hiccups 10-20x a day every day for the last 16 years, fuck hiccups
clif@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How do you endure? I don’t know if I could do that…
You must be exceedingly strong with a fortitude to rival mountains.
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is what it is. I have permanent nerve damage and randomly get bouts of hiccups throughout the day. Sometimes it will be just 2 or 3, sometimes it lasts for a long time. It’s annoying to say the least. But otherwise harmless. They’re the least of my issues so I try to pay them no mind, but they can of course be obtrusive.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hold your breath count to 10 in your head if you hiccup start again until you get to 10
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Spoonful of vinegar does the trick
AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Eat a tablespoon of peanut butter. It works.
ARealAlaskan@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Every time.
aceshigh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My dog having the hiccups is the cutest thing ever. But everything he does is cute. Burping is cute too.
flowque@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
My remedy was almost always a teaspoon of mustard.
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I just breathe real slow for like 2 mins and by the time I start breathing manually, it’s gone. Nothing painful, nothing required.
dmtalon@infosec.pub 2 months ago
So, I’m glad I’m not the only one…
I despise the hiccups, and do nothing else until I can get rid of them.
Holding my breath and drinking while continuing to hold my breath works pretty well for me if I can’t straight up will them away!
My family thinks it’s funny how much I hate them.
StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Try a spoonful of sugar
plateee@piefed.social 2 months ago
Plug your ears and drink water.
Or drink water upside down.
These are the treatments that seem to work the best
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just remind yourself you are not a fish and it goes away.
tinylightshow@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Giant scoop of peanut butter works EVERY. TIME.
For me, at least. YMMV.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Im able to stop hiccups like when i get them i can just turn them off but i dont wanna be left out so FUCK HICCUPS!!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
water stops mine, but some people can have it pathologically.
Lasherz12@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Holding my breath works for me, or maybe it just passes the time. Usually goes away in about 2 full breaths.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah. Oxygen deprivation releases the reflex, but you have to hold your breath, so long that it hurts.
There have actually been studies why that is.
brb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why is that?
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Doing a whip it cures hiccups