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- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 2 weeks ago:
Pissing with shy bladder protip: Do some multiplication tables in your head. What’s 7x6? 8x6? 4x12?
Takes up enough concentration that it easily starts to flow. Made this trick up years back and it has never failed me.
- Comment on the Home Alone house then and now 2 weeks ago:
From warm to cold.
- Comment on Anon orders a martini 2 weeks ago:
Never been much of a drinks guy, but I think everything is usually shaken in a cocktail shaker, and has been for many years even before Bond.
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 4 months ago:
I take it the janitors wash the door handle regularly, but yeah, automatic door would probably be better.
- Comment on Anon reads the ink blot 4 months ago:
Clearly it’s someones dad beating him with a belt.
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 4 months ago:
This wouldn’t be a problem if people actually washed their hands.
- Comment on Anon notices some fan service 4 months ago:
I don’t mind sexy girls in my games.
- Comment on dating 6 months ago:
Might have to be a saving throw actually
- Comment on dating 6 months ago:
I’ve played dungeons and dragons a lot. Does that count?
I put on my wizards hat
- Comment on What a great idea 6 months ago:
Oh I wish those were still around here. As a kid, we had an actual mom and pop owned cornershop. I went there as a kid one time to buy my dad cigarettes, and back then people knew each other and they’d call my home line asking if I was allowed.
Shop closed because the gas station opened their own competing store, and a big brand supermarket moved in. These days I’d kill to be able to walk into a small store nearby and be able to grab locally grown produce and walk out of there.
- Comment on At this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do? 6 months ago:
I’m from Denmark, and reading this thread is really scary. What the hell is going on over there?
- Comment on What a great idea 6 months ago:
I have started getting my groceries delivered. It is more expensive but worth the tradeoff to me. I’d rather cut down on my expensive habits, than spend half an hour dodging the public at rush hour, just to get it a bit cheaper.
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- Comment on Star Citizen is on course to reach $1 billion in player funding in 2026, and we still might not get to play its singleplayer campaign next year 7 months ago:
I spent 40$ on it back in 2013. I looked forward to playing the single player campaign.
Then I found a girl. Went through university. Got a career. Had two kids. Got a divorce. And now I have time to play it again, but feel like I’ve mostly grown out of gaming.
GG Chris Roberts.
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 1 year ago:
- Comment on Helldivers 2 and Palworld devs wish players understood that 'easy' additions and updates are sometimes really hard: 'That's half a year's work. That takes six months' 1 year ago:
My favorite one is “Just add multiplayer”.
Sure. I’ll just go right ahead and toggle it in the engine. Why didn’t I think of that?
- Comment on Helldivers 2 and Palworld devs wish players understood that 'easy' additions and updates are sometimes really hard: 'That's half a year's work. That takes six months' 1 year ago:
Diablo4 has memory leak issues. As a software engineer myself, I just don’t see any excuse for a game this long in production to have memory leak problems.
There is no doubt that a lot of games are getting rushed without being properly tested.
- Comment on Helldivers 2 and Palworld devs wish players understood that 'easy' additions and updates are sometimes really hard: 'That's half a year's work. That takes six months' 1 year ago:
This still cracks me up even though I heard it so many years ago
