I guarantee this is a waste of time

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• shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  DEAD DOVES

  [Looks in paper bag]

  [Recoils]

  “Well, I dont know what I was expecting…”

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• MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What happens if I use chop sticks?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can’t pick up chopsticks with a fork either. They can’t be perforated.

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Really makes you think!

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• EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.

  Lies.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Exactly this is a case of measurement. Bad scientific method all around

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Stupid slots.

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I lost my neighbour’s cat’s life savings on slots. Now I have to work for him the rest of my life by giving unlimited pets, treats and catnip. I love my life!

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hey, no slot shaming!

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Slots are awesome because they prefer forking to spooning.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Average mean intellect of a TikTok.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    you don’t get advanced physics on a vertical video

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  this would have been really useful to me at around the age of 1, maybe 2

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes but WHY does the fork have slots?? Its the conspiracy that Big Cutlery doesnt want you to know about…

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They actually used to be solid but the forktory figured out that they could use less metal and save money by making the slots

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• flyingSock@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  excellent content! Effective communication!

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• BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mind Blown It’s an old meme but it checks out.

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• realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This reminds me of these stupid fucking shorts that explain basic fucking physics with a fucking picture of fucking einstein somewhere on it.

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  • bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah, at least explain the physics of some advanced fucking.

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• MycelialMass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I can’t believe you made me watch this”

  -My Wife

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  • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    "My Wife"

    • Bhorat

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• HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You can with a fork as well but a lot less of it will be on the prongs.

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    the trick is to put it in the freezer for a while first

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• myster0n@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ooh science

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• ledge@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes.

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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