I’m a FREE THINKING REPUBLICAN WOLF and I’m going to Shit MY Pants in Public in Solidarity to our BEST EVER MANLY President Poopy Pants Donald Trump!
Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News
Submitted 2 weeks ago by SeinTe@piefed.europe.pub to [deleted]
https://my-sunshine.video/w/fSM2wSUedvbd9fFrjXGyVD
Comments
BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Hey, at least my kind shit in the woods and not in their pants (or on immigrants… or trans people… or whoever the latest outgroup is).
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I heard a barely audible fart… Is that it? What time is it at?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Theres a fart sound around 33s and then a mush plop sound around 44s when he’s shaking hands with Mehmet Oz.
AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
mushy plop sound
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Idk man, if you watch the whole (and I know this might be testing the limits of human attention) 2 minutes. The way they start rushing the press out, it’s pretty obvious something was a foul.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I did watch it all, waiting for the huge plop-shart-fart combo. Reactions… Yeah, sure. Woman in the green didn’t hold back.
Like… Is this fart paradoilia? Y’all seem convinced this is something huge and I’m seeing not seeing much.
deacon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Alright, to all the MAGA who donned a bandage on your ear in solidarity with your King, we’re watching closely to see what you’ll do next.
stickly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wearing Adult Diapers To Own The Libs
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This is truly, truly the stupidest timeline.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait until they become all pro-pedophilia!
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
this has made my day (shittier, but still, made nonetheless)
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah ah ah, he farted… very funny. Can we have him impeached now, before more innocent peoples die?
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
No. Not my decision don’t shoot the messenger. If you want someone to shoot, there are plenty of good options.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
MAGA’s Alpha Male ladies and gentlemen
PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can someone describe the audio for the audibly impaired?
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
pfftt pshhg
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Old and feeble
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Honestly I only heard one of the sounds ppl are saying there. It was def a fart but honestly underwhelming compared to what I was hoping for. Still def a fart or worse. Idk how micophones work and all that but if it was trump and he sitting down behind a desk the fart or shart had a good amount of gusto
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Here’s my unhelpful contribution: I believe microphones work using piezoelectricity and I also think that’s really cool (that it exists and that humanity found a use for it).
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Sounds like someone moving around on a chair
Doubt its what this video claims
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shit myself, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It’s a peertube instance. As you watch you are also potentially uploading a portion of your downloaded video to another viewer in lieu of the hosting server.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well THAT sure sounds like some sort of legal liability for something or other.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Have you ever smelled a McDonald’s hamberder after it’s passed through a 79 year old pedophile?
The lady in green has.
CircaV@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
While I don’t doubt for a minute that he shits his pants regularly. Fart sounds would be pretty easy to fake….
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The reaction of everyone else in the room is what tells me this actually happened.
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You could see the outline of a diaper on his golfing outfit from last term though. He’s definitely shitting his pants, even if we aren’t sure he was here, I believe though. Guy is the biggest piece of shit in the country measured by character.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I hope all the MAGots are going to wear brown stained pants now to go with their stupid ear bandaids.
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Didnt the recent epstein dump reveal he shits himself because he got stabbed in the ass by one of his epstein victims or something?
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
He got stabbed in the ass? With what? Was the girl ok after?
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not the Epstein files, but Sascha Riley. Stabbed in the ass with a tent stake.
For those who don’t know who he is, this is the original reporting: …substack.com/…/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-find
A partial overview of the same reasons I personally tend to believe him: …substack.com/…/a-new-survivor-speaks-epstein-fil…
brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
That was the Sasha Riley thing which is full of bonkers unsubstantiated claims.
m3t00@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
diaper team 6
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Obama wears a brown suit and Republicans loses their minds.
then, this literal shit
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Trump’s suit is brown now too.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ha ha!
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What even is this timeline
texture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i heard nothing :(
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I heard a small fart.
texture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
is this the moment i decide to upgrade my sound system just to hear the farts of my enemies? hmmm
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
A real shit-show! Also, in case anyone doesn’t know, in the UK, Trump means fart.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can confirm.
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Well I warned you all he would be a shitty president.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
evol@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Just let a man fart
BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
President Poopy Pants
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The chair doesn’t deserve this kind of punishment.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Truly a shit post. I did not have to know this.
deacon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Really? I am thrilled to know it.