Never a dull moment

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  may brings up so many more questions than answers

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Might have been a very small person in a lizard costume.

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sometimes I slurp up the noodles and I’m like wait, I wasn’t eating noodles and I’m not eating and why do I have a lizard up my nose???

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Worried that they’ll end up with a reptile dysfunction.

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  • devaly@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re a lizard Harry

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• TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is a version of I fell on to this bottle…

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    One in a million shit doc

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    • TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I love that paramedic I think is in Los that has skits for days on the crazy stuff they deal with.

      Ok I had to find it and link it

      www.youtube.com/@FireDepartmentChronicles/shorts

      And one of my best friends is Para, stories for years. Some so endearing, most frigging gross. Shout out to all that are EMTs/Para/Fire/ER nurses and docs!

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So you mean someone may have eaten Mark Zuckerberg?..

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gotta eat the rich somehow.

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the old “I had a dream last night that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!”

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are we talking a gecko, or a Perentie?

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ask it about car insurance. It’s the only way to be sure.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In someone’s head, this is a situation for an ER.

  I hope they waited hours and hours because they just never made it off bottom priority.

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  • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    this IS an emergency, a live lizard in your body

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I remember being at a party and some dude showing off and biting the head off a gecko someone had caught ( he was a moron and rum was involved). 1 hour later he was sick as can be and spewing from both ends.

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• molten@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Probably an animal at the vet

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Their name: Lizards Georg.

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• naught101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Isn’t that called eating? There aren’t many poisonous lizards

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Though the mouth, right?

  …right?

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