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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It specifically says for thrusting or striking. That’s where the pizza cutter fails to pass as a sword. 😔

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    IDK maybe they’re just really bad at cutting pizza.

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No fucking way dude, that’s slashing damage.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You put the sharp edge on a surface and push forward to cut pizza. That IS thrusting.

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought slashing but you might be right.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thrusting or striking, you can definitely strike with a pizza sword so it match at least one definition.

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And the sheath

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How can one sheath the unsheathable

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• ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ah yes, ignoring that is actuality a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the “weapon” and “used for thrusting or striking” parts of the definition.

    not hard to make things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      something tells me neither of these are genuine attempts at properly using the definitions but rather clever subversions in pursuit of… checks notes… humor.

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    • ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Relax, take a deep breath<3

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The idea isn’t literal, it’s to show that our language is entirely just noises that we’ve made into increasingly complicated levels of agreed-upon abstraction.

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    • someacnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Let me introduce you to the Non-Euclidean surfaces to bend your concept of straight lines

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This image makes me angrier than it should. Those 4 “right angle” designations are all lies. You cannot have a curved line attached to anything and call it a “right angle”. It’s not. Like, factually. I don’t care if it’s 2 feet long, or 200,000 miles, it will never be exactly 90°, which invalidates the entire thing.

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    • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      OK. Walk in a straight line for a couple of metres and stop. Rotate left or right by exactly 90°. Now take a curved path in any direction.

      Did you or did you not turn 90°?

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    • Abnorc@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If it’s not a right angle, then what is it? Wouldn’t you just measure the angle between the tangent of the curve and the line? Working with the tangents is how you find the angle between two curves as far as I know. You say it will never be exactly 90 degrees, but it would be 90 degrees at exactly that point. That’s not a weird thing to say from a math perspective.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is not a parallelogram and is therefore not a square

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• Xerxos@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A weapon ❌ Used for thrusting and striking ❌

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  • xvapx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Long metal blade ❌

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  • generic_computers@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tell that to pro wrestler, Nick Gage!

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I see you’ve never been penetrated by a pizza slicer

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• HydrogenLine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCV/ Image

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  the protagonist of final fantasy tactics advance 2

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was going to ask which squeenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.

    Why do they all have a certain look to them?

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    • Focal@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If it rains, their socks are pure funnels to get water into the boots

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If Leonardo can use katanas to slice pizze, then I can use this.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ?

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• last_philosopher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A sword by definition has a “pointed blade” accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it’s a blade ray.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

    pointy bit goes into the pizza.

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    • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Swords without a sharpened point had existed. You could only use them for cutting, not thrusting.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was going to define this as an axe

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• LordGimp@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well it’s not infinitely long. It’s pi D’s long. With D being… well, let’s just say my “peanits”

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That blade is not infinitely long unless you measure the same part over and over again.

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fr, what happened to 2πr?

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• RaptorBenn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we’re being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.

    strikes are possible.

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• jimmux@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I heard a comedian call these “infinity knives” a few years back, and now it’s all I can call them.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No that’s a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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  • slappypantsgo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s also not length but circumference.

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  • turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You don’t need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait. Of the blade or the whole thing?

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Diogenes ahh post.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

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• Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  walking around in Dark Souls 4

  Find a giant pizza cutter

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  • tmyakal@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza’s Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered “Dark Souls 4” by many fans.

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    • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Its AoW spinning wheel is so trash, I wish it were better so a pizzaiolo build with Ghiza‘s wheel and spinning discus incantations was viable

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• MennoRobert@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Diogenes has entered the chat

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• JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s not infinitely long, it’s infinitesimally long.

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• krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why not? Honestly i kind of sick with fantasy only using double edged European longsword and Japanese katana.

  Give something weirder dammit, like Chinese hook sword and indian katar.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    can’t even find a decent keris in anything smdh

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• bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have used a pizza cutter to cut more than one pizza. I have also wielded a sword, (Ren Fair and fought a dual), and cut pizza with it. I have also field dressed a couple of deer and cut a few pizzas, (along with apples and sandwiches) with a Victorinox Classic keychain pocket knife over the years.

  Of the 3 pieces of cutlery, I find the Victorinox Classic to be the most useful.

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• Deflated0ne@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.

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• whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Rest in piece

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Best weapon in Lies of P.

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A kid in the show Happy Face tries to bring one to school as a weapon. The parents talk about it after he leaves and think it’s funny he considered that to be a weapon.

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• burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use teeth

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Now standstill whilst I make mincemeat out of you”

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