LordGimp
@LordGimp@lemm.ee
- Comment on What games are just objective master pieces? 6 hours ago:
Chromehounds was the greatest mech game on shitbox 360 and you can’t change my mind.
The sheer variety in player created metas was glorious to behold. Sure, you could play how the game encouraged you to play and hang your weapons in “normal” configurations. But you could also bury whole teams in indirect fire with a triple double from across the map. You could build a little punchy boi buggy with a dick piston, cockpit, wheels, and nothing else. You could even try to sweat the meta in the chicken leg howitzer or the turtle up in the armored crab.
The only limits were creativity and spacer availability lmfaooo
- Comment on I have finished comedy 2 days ago:
Naw them center ones is brass
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 2 days ago:
Less than £300k for a year of repeated rape by fraud? And no charges for the officer? Sounds like imperialism to me.
- Comment on Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work? 4 days ago:
You know what, basically any SCP will have varying levels of scifi and fantasy tropes, or sometimes none at all. Bottom line with SCPs is that anything is possible.
- Comment on Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work? 4 days ago:
royalroad.com/…/dungeon-planet-the-healer-always-…
Found that little gem a few weeks ago and I believe it fits your ask pretty well 1:1
Honestly almost as good as my other favorite the past few years, www.royalroad.com/fiction/63759/super-supportive, but the latter seems to be more active than the former.
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 4 days ago:
This guy studies the old magicks
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 4 days ago:
The Stupendium made an Outer Worlds song called The Fine Print that also goes hard af for either setting imo.
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 4 days ago:
Lost woods.
Honestly anything from OoT, but Lost Woods, Kakariko Villiage, and Gerudo Valley in particular are ingrained into my gray matter.
- Comment on GIVE ME 4 1 week ago:
1 blowjob > 4 slippery nipples
- Comment on DOOM: The Dark Ages | Review Thread 2 weeks ago:
Oh good now we can give motion sickness to the handicapped.
Like I’m not gonna say it’s not good for them, but everybody has a limit on how much ripping and tearing they can do before the headache sets in.
Also fuck ID software in perpetuity over the shit they put mick Gordon through.
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 2 weeks ago:
The problem I’m talking about is when they speed through red lights because they think they have these “special powers” when they law is EXCRUCIATINGLY explicit on exactly when and why cops can sometimes disregard certain legal requirements. That does not mean they can do what they want when they want. That’s exactly the kind of people OP is talking about, and that’s cops. To a fuckin T. Nobody else goes to court, cries ignorance as an excuse, and expects to get away with it.
My real problem is that it works for them. Qualified immunity is a disgrace to law, as is the absolute immunity enjoyed by judges and magistrates. You want to fix law, fix that first.
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 2 weeks ago:
They REALLY don’t. They have very situational allowances that have become defacto “special powers” thanks to a combination of decades of copaganda and huckster “warrior programs” that teach wannabe bullies that they are the most important of gods special snowflakes whose only responsibility is saving their own ass.
Check out the guy that got stabbed in the face repeatedly on an NY subway while cops watched from 10 feet away, behind a safety door meant to protect the train conductor. Took them to court because their motto was literally “protect and serve” and got a real live judge to say out loud that it wasn’t literal and cops have to duty to actually protect or serve anyone, legally.
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 2 weeks ago:
It’s funny because the EXACT SAME ARGUMENTS work for cops.
Speeding? You mean traveling in a conveyance.
Assault and battery? You mean protecting and serving.
Deprivation of rights, kidnapping, and false imprisonment? You see, your honor, I didn’t know about any of that stuff so it shouldn’t apply to me.
In conclusion, the only “sovereign citizens” in this country are the bitches in blue.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 3 weeks ago:
Autism has always been terrible at reading emotions of others.
I’m Bing chillin. I don’t give a solitary fuck if you decided to rename tensile strength as “stringle bringle factor”. Im just tired of people using “strong” as a catch all descriptor when it actually doesn’t mean much of anything in context.
How about you go and contemplate the definitions of a chill pill for a while broseph
- Comment on You could get anything you wanted and it was FREE 3 weeks ago:
Fuck me i haven’t thought of bearshare in 10 years
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 3 weeks ago:
Fuckwit was an actual engineer, but go ahead and tell me again how all the bad engineers are actually “fake” wannabes and all the “real” actual engineers are perfect little angels that never did anything wrong.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 3 weeks ago:
An engineer made the titan sub. Worked out pretty well for him. Right up until it didn’t.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 3 weeks ago:
And you’re forgetting that the chumps making these engineering definitions are chump engineers who think they’re making parts in a theoretical plane of existence where only their numbers matter.
In reality, everything should be made out of copper nickel superalloys because man that shit is cool af. Frfr if you ever get a chance to mess with aluminum copper nickel you should do it because that shit is borderline mystical.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 3 weeks ago:
I’m real tired of “strongest material” being thrown around. As a welder turned machinist, “strong” doesn’t mean much of anything to me. Aluminum is plenty “strong” but it’s softer than some woods. Tungsten carbide is harder than a coffin nail but you can chip it by looking at it funny sometimes. Kevlar is plenty tough, but it isn’t hard or particularly flexible. There isn’t any super material that will ever do all the things “the best” and throwing around meaningless titles for clickbait feels childish at best and exploitative at worst.
- Comment on I have a shamefully dark question for firefighters. I'm sorry but I'm just too curious to not ask... It's about the smell and how that affects life. 3 weeks ago:
Not a firefighter, but a welder. I’ve smelled burned me on more than one occasion, and it wasn’t really “horrific” as much as “oh, so that’s what that smells like.” Could be that smelling my own burnt flesh rather than someone else’s made a difference, and that the vast majority of mine were just surface burns, but still. Just smells like burned pork.
- Comment on How do I decrease acne after shaving my face? 4 weeks ago:
Stop shaving.
Haven’t shaved my face in 10 years. Haven’t had a haircut in 11 years. This is the way.
- Comment on Die Bart! Die! 5 weeks ago:
Because it sucks as a government owned entity and deserves to die for its trespasses against the citizenry at large.
Honestly the 3-5min behind schedule average did it. Germans can’t stand it when they’re late. Ruins their whole little day.
- Comment on i r o n o x i d e 5 weeks ago:
Yall mfs talking bout banded iron formations???
I was just watching about this shit the other day
- Comment on What else are they hiding from us? 5 weeks ago:
Shhhhhh if you’re too loud, someone will try to monetize it
- Comment on Can I sue my apartment management company? 1 month ago:
Idk what state your in but landlords withholding deposits usually results in triple damages (eg. You get three times your deposit in damages if the court finds in your favor).
- Comment on Hotel prices 1 month ago:
I feel like someone my age wrote this because hotels are not around $100 anymore. Last concert i went to that was sufficiently far away to justify getting a room for the night, said room was over $200, tiny, and literally the cheapest in the building.
- Comment on From a purely political perspective, if you oppose the US tariffs as a US resident, should you buy or avoid buying products subject to tariffs? 1 month ago:
Why would I need to go to a clothing store if I already had clothes?
- Comment on From a purely political perspective, if you oppose the US tariffs as a US resident, should you buy or avoid buying products subject to tariffs? 1 month ago:
Buy used. You can’t put tariffs on used goods.
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 1 month ago:
I like pretty much anything Fred Ward was in. Remo Williams will never die
- Comment on Release the kraken 1 month ago:
Awaken the shoggoth