LordGimp
@LordGimp@lemm.ee
- Comment on I've hated donald trump since day one but then I saw this and thought.... 1 week ago:
Technically correct, but definitely missing context. I picked it up watching FilmThePoliceLA Sunday when he was talking to people around the waymos before thy were set on fire.
- Comment on I've hated donald trump since day one but then I saw this and thought.... 1 week ago:
It’s worse than that. The waymos were originally ordered by protesters wishing to leave the area. Sheriff didn’t like that, so they asked waymo directly to lock down the cars so they couldn’t be used to “flee the area”. Waymo complied and stranded people in the middle of this mess, and the crowd decided to help them out and express their displeasure at waymo for capitulation to the gestapo. I hope whatever insurance waymo has denies all their claims and forces them to eat the loss.
- Comment on Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese? 1 week ago:
You misunderstand. Cops in the US have no legal obligation to protect OR serve anyone. Check out the NY subway guy that was attacked with a knife while cops watched from 10 feet away behind bulletproof glass. They literally hid in the conductor booth and watched this guy get stabbed in the fucking face repeatedly.
Not only did the guy survive, he actually overpowered and subdued the attacker. Guy brought a suit against the NYPD for failing to protect him when their motto at the time was literally “Protect and serve”. Long story short, the end result is that he got a real live judge to say out loud that police have no actual duty to protect you when it could endanger themselves. Coupled with your observation on the obesity of American cops, it could be argued that walking down the street to issue a ticket could be lethal for the cop in question and therefore they have no obligation to do it, they simply choose to do it out of spite.
- Comment on 🆓🆒🆗 1 week ago:
Check out FilmThePoliceLA. Watched his stream yesterday long enough to watch the cops run up on him, grav him, rifle through his backpack, and steal his redbulls before running off. Funniest shit I’ve seen all protest.
- Comment on What did Musk and Trump fall out over? 1 week ago:
It’s funny to watch Ted Faro play out IRL lmao
- Comment on observer 👀 observed quantum state 1 week ago:
Turns out you just have to take a picture.
Outer wilds fam reporting in
- Comment on Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic? 1 week ago:
Did you not see the whole ass brothel on Illium?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
A good 20% of the appeal in actually dating women is getting to use their forbidden female bath products every once in a while when your 11 in 1 manboy all purpose body scrub, shampoo, conditioner, lubricant, fuel oil, anti seize, weed killer, bug repellent, fire starter, persevative, and paint stripper runs out.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Bill burr does a whole bit on this. God forbid any man ever show any shred of empathy or vulnerability lest they get called a fag by all their buddies for the rest of time. That’s literally the joke.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
No it fits. Men’s mental health month should be gay pride because we all know it’s homoerotic to seek therapy as men.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Is this a gay pride joke in disguise? Because men know it’s very homoerotic to seek therapy
- Comment on Definitions 2 weeks ago:
Well it’s not infinitely long. It’s pi D’s long. With D being… well, let’s just say my “peanits”
- Comment on what’s the difference between “he died” and “he’s dead”? 2 weeks ago:
Passive speech is the cuck chair in the bedroom of british culture.
- Comment on Becoming a veterinarian is hard 2 weeks ago:
By the power of these juices combined, I summon Captain Planet in attack mode.
- Comment on What games are just objective master pieces? 2 weeks ago:
Chromehounds was the greatest mech game on shitbox 360 and you can’t change my mind.
The sheer variety in player created metas was glorious to behold. Sure, you could play how the game encouraged you to play and hang your weapons in “normal” configurations. But you could also bury whole teams in indirect fire with a triple double from across the map. You could build a little punchy boi buggy with a dick piston, cockpit, wheels, and nothing else. You could even try to sweat the meta in the chicken leg howitzer or the turtle up in the armored crab.
The only limits were creativity and spacer availability lmfaooo
- Comment on I have finished comedy 3 weeks ago:
Naw them center ones is brass
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 3 weeks ago:
Less than £300k for a year of repeated rape by fraud? And no charges for the officer? Sounds like imperialism to me.
- Comment on Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work? 3 weeks ago:
You know what, basically any SCP will have varying levels of scifi and fantasy tropes, or sometimes none at all. Bottom line with SCPs is that anything is possible.
- Comment on Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work? 3 weeks ago:
royalroad.com/…/dungeon-planet-the-healer-always-…
Found that little gem a few weeks ago and I believe it fits your ask pretty well 1:1
Honestly almost as good as my other favorite the past few years, www.royalroad.com/fiction/63759/super-supportive, but the latter seems to be more active than the former.
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 3 weeks ago:
This guy studies the old magicks
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 3 weeks ago:
The Stupendium made an Outer Worlds song called The Fine Print that also goes hard af for either setting imo.
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 3 weeks ago:
Lost woods.
Honestly anything from OoT, but Lost Woods, Kakariko Villiage, and Gerudo Valley in particular are ingrained into my gray matter.
- Comment on GIVE ME 4 3 weeks ago:
1 blowjob > 4 slippery nipples
- Comment on DOOM: The Dark Ages | Review Thread 4 weeks ago:
Oh good now we can give motion sickness to the handicapped.
Like I’m not gonna say it’s not good for them, but everybody has a limit on how much ripping and tearing they can do before the headache sets in.
Also fuck ID software in perpetuity over the shit they put mick Gordon through.
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 5 weeks ago:
The problem I’m talking about is when they speed through red lights because they think they have these “special powers” when they law is EXCRUCIATINGLY explicit on exactly when and why cops can sometimes disregard certain legal requirements. That does not mean they can do what they want when they want. That’s exactly the kind of people OP is talking about, and that’s cops. To a fuckin T. Nobody else goes to court, cries ignorance as an excuse, and expects to get away with it.
My real problem is that it works for them. Qualified immunity is a disgrace to law, as is the absolute immunity enjoyed by judges and magistrates. You want to fix law, fix that first.
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 5 weeks ago:
They REALLY don’t. They have very situational allowances that have become defacto “special powers” thanks to a combination of decades of copaganda and huckster “warrior programs” that teach wannabe bullies that they are the most important of gods special snowflakes whose only responsibility is saving their own ass.
Check out the guy that got stabbed in the face repeatedly on an NY subway while cops watched from 10 feet away, behind a safety door meant to protect the train conductor. Took them to court because their motto was literally “protect and serve” and got a real live judge to say out loud that it wasn’t literal and cops have to duty to actually protect or serve anyone, legally.
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 5 weeks ago:
It’s funny because the EXACT SAME ARGUMENTS work for cops.
Speeding? You mean traveling in a conveyance.
Assault and battery? You mean protecting and serving.
Deprivation of rights, kidnapping, and false imprisonment? You see, your honor, I didn’t know about any of that stuff so it shouldn’t apply to me.
In conclusion, the only “sovereign citizens” in this country are the bitches in blue.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 1 month ago:
Autism has always been terrible at reading emotions of others.
I’m Bing chillin. I don’t give a solitary fuck if you decided to rename tensile strength as “stringle bringle factor”. Im just tired of people using “strong” as a catch all descriptor when it actually doesn’t mean much of anything in context.
How about you go and contemplate the definitions of a chill pill for a while broseph
- Comment on You could get anything you wanted and it was FREE 1 month ago:
Fuck me i haven’t thought of bearshare in 10 years
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 1 month ago:
Fuckwit was an actual engineer, but go ahead and tell me again how all the bad engineers are actually “fake” wannabes and all the “real” actual engineers are perfect little angels that never did anything wrong.