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- Comment on Apparently his crew is big 9 hours ago:
Wooooord up
I’m freestylin’
- Comment on Good luck, mom 2 days ago:
So was my sister’s grandma
- Comment on Little considered advantage of being a conehead 2 days ago:
So that’s what “giving head” means
- Comment on Nice 6 days ago:
Capitalist media will say the USSR collapsed because of internal strife, but in reality they decided to break up after 69 years because it was too funny an opportunity to pass up
- Comment on Alternatively 6 days ago:
Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry’s ice cream locks.
- Comment on Wikipedia pauses AI-generated summaries pilot after editors protest 6 days ago:
Functionally wikipedia is perfect as it is. It doesn’t need to be molested by AI shit.
- Comment on AGI achieved 🤖 1 week ago:
Biggest threat to humanity
- Comment on Anon reads between the lines 2 weeks ago:
Nobody breaks wind on my watch!
- Comment on Too many complaint posts, do this instead. 2 weeks ago:
Thumb thumb up your bum wiggle it around until you cum
- Comment on The city is so lively 2 weeks ago:
Replace the drink with a pint of Guinness, and change the McDonald’s to a pub, and you’ve got Ireland.
- Comment on MEGA PENGUIN 2 weeks ago:
No, but I’m not a bird 😎
- Comment on Peak masculinity 2 weeks ago:
Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you’re sleeping on your side
- Comment on MEGA PENGUIN 2 weeks ago:
Still can’t fly, pathetic
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 2 weeks ago:
CUNT! FUCK!
I hate self censorship
- Comment on Cyberpunk 2 is now in preproduction, CD Projekt says 2 weeks ago:
Very well put. I feel the same.
- Comment on Cyberpunk 2 is now in preproduction, CD Projekt says 2 weeks ago:
I have the complete opposite view of 2077. I can’t even finish it before I get bored, and I’ve tried no less than 5 times.
- Comment on Just stare at the picture 3 weeks ago:
Who does this post upset more? Straight men or gay men?
- Comment on How sad for you 3 weeks ago:
Fingered by the law
- Comment on Comfy cozy 3 weeks ago:
I would like to visit the USA. There’s still a lot of good people there and I’m sure lots of things to do & enjoy. Preferably at a time when that orange bastard isn’t around trying to burn everything to the ground.
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 3 weeks ago:
This comment is woke
- Comment on Woof 3 weeks ago:
Secret 5th panel
- Comment on Word of the Day 4 weeks ago:
Mobin couldn’t hack it.
- Comment on I am convinced the makers of those ads are on something strong and very illegal 4 weeks ago:
This new Andrex advert is weird as fuck and makes me uncomfortable, I hate it
- Comment on Microsoft says it provided AI to Israeli military for war but denies use to harm people in Gaza 4 weeks ago:
BDS were right to make MS a priority target.
- Comment on I must confess I laughed 4 weeks ago:
My trans sister was important in the electrical engineering field
- Comment on 'The Simpsons' announces new Milhouse voice actor following Pamela Hayden's exit 4 weeks ago:
I love the Simpsons but it’s seriously time to just put it to rest for good. It’s so far past it’s peak and it will never reach those heights again. I do wonder if the main voice cast still enjoy working on it or if they just do it out of a sense of duty.
- Comment on useless people 4 weeks ago:
I actually do occasionally play dumb on purpose, especially at work if I get an annoying customer. People tend to be less angry and more sympathetic if they think you’re a complete idiot stumbling through life.
- Comment on The original Stalker trilogy is getting a free upgrade that brings in reworked lighting, full controller support, and more 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t played stalker yet so this sounds like a good time to give the series a go!
- Comment on Heheheh my secret door of secret knowledge 4 weeks ago:
Knowing the code to staff only areas gives me a feeling of power. Even though there’s nothing back there but a filthy office, stock room, and canteen.
- Comment on Nearly 5 years in, PS5 sales remain neck-and-neck with PS4 | VGC 4 weeks ago:
Personal anecdote. My PC cost me £900 in 2017. I haven’t upgraded it since. I have saved a significant amount of money in that time that would otherwise have been spent on PlayStation Plus for the benefit of playing multiplayer and the general higher price of games.
Even if you accept the argument that consoles are significantly cheaper in the first place, the point that PC ownership saves money in the long run is often overlooked.
I’ve never owned as many games for as little cost as I do now.
