"Read lit" Me:

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The man

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gotta love a good broad st line pic. Sadly those cars are a lot smokier these days.

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• felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fake: anon left the house

  Gay: anon is flirting with men

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Hey, there hunka’-hunka’, wanna go somewhere more private so I can show you my Ancient Greeks?😏😏”

    Full disclaimer, I’m a barely-social straight guy, I wouldn’t know flirting if it cracked my teeth with a piece of wood.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m married and straight.

      It doesn’t get better.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m a lesbian and I’ve seen guys bag each other flirting on that level

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You know, some people would consider that flirting. Also, wear a mouthguard, I guess.

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• fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Could have been a compliment. You are not an intellectual yet, but you wanna educate yourself. Nothing wrong with that.

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  • EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is exactly my initial interpretation too.

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• db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Must have run into a random Epicurean

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    *nervously upvotes out of fear of looking stupid*

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    • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You’re so close to being in on the joke

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    • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Incidentally, best way to deal with Epicureans! Smile awkwardly and exeunt whenever possible!

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• StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fake: somebody spoke to anon

  Gay: anon daydreams about a man in the shower

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  • Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We all daydream about men

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “The safest general characterization of the European philosophical tradition is that it consists of a series of footnotes to Plato.”
  –Alfred North Whitehead

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• ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How could I judge if Plato is relevant or not without reading it?

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    learning about Plato from what books he wrote. is like learning about the world from watching shadows within a cave

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sounds like a philosophical question.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If I were in that situation, I think an acceptable retort would be to hold up the drumstick of chicken I am munching on, and dramatically say ‘Behold, a man!’ then take a bite and totally ignore the random infatnilizing philosohy try hard as I go back to reading.

  Maybe also, after a 30 to 60 second pause, nonchalantly ask if he happens to have any hemlock sauce, just to try to get a rise out of him.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  in other words:
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• steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Obviously encountered a believer in metaphysical immanence on the subway

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• Ileftreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s assholes everywhere kiddo

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• GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Must be a Matt Neal fan

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