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latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.

  No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.

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  • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.

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    • Dagnet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE

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      • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why don’t we get replaceable teeth?

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.

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    • Valo85@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Turtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.

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    • scratchee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plus they cleverly evolved ahead of time to be camouflaged against all our plastic pollution, so all their predators keep choking on plastic bags.

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    • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Immortality

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      • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jellyfish hate consent.

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• notabot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take ‘em out and throw ‘em away. What use could they possibly be?

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• buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes! Abolish skeletons! Let’s become Jellyfish.

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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