It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.
No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
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latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
So, lemme get this steaight: first they ache like bastards, and now they also induce anxiety. I say we boycott bones.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 1 day ago
Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
Why don’t we get replaceable teeth?
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Plus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
scratchee@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
Plus they cleverly evolved ahead of time to be camouflaged against all our plastic pollution, so all their predators keep choking on plastic bags.
Valo85@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Turtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
DancingBear@midwest.social 20 hours ago
Immortality
TeddE@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Jellyfish hate consent.
notabot@piefed.social 1 day ago
Take ‘em out and throw ‘em away. What use could they possibly be?
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
buttnugget@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Yes! Abolish skeletons! Let’s become Jellyfish.