I’m a lesbian and I’ve seen guys bag each other flirting on that level
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latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago“Hey, there hunka’-hunka’, wanna go somewhere more private so I can show you my Ancient Greeks?😏😏”
Full disclaimer, I’m a barely-social straight guy, I wouldn’t know flirting if it cracked my teeth with a piece of wood.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Well, tbf, this’d work on me as well should a flame of the womanly persuasion present it to me (alongside explicit stipulations that “I do, indeed, want you for the sex, Mr. Bond,” signed in triplicate)
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You know, some people would consider that flirting. Also, wear a mouthguard, I guess.
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
For the right person, I’d splurge on the dental work!=))
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m married and straight.
It doesn’t get better.
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
So it’s all just… sexy goofy sarcasm? Oh, crap. I’ve been doing that for a llllooooong, long time without realising it might be interpreted as flirting.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yup, that’s how I got my SO. It turns out we have a similar, raunchy sense of humor.
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
That honestly sounds like a fun time! Would probably mean I’d become completely desensitised from it in a sexy way, but I do love me some playful sarcasm!
Glad you’ve managed to find someone with a compatible dynamic in these aspects, it’s lovely having a partner with whom you can laugh at the Absurd!