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felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Hey, there hunka’-hunka’, wanna go somewhere more private so I can show you my Ancient Greeks?😏😏”

  Full disclaimer, I’m a barely-social straight guy, I wouldn’t know flirting if it cracked my teeth with a piece of wood.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m married and straight.

    It doesn’t get better.

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    • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So it’s all just… sexy goofy sarcasm? Oh, crap. I’ve been doing that for a llllooooong, long time without realising it might be interpreted as flirting.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yup, that’s how I got my SO. It turns out we have a similar, raunchy sense of humor.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m a lesbian and I’ve seen guys bag each other flirting on that level

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    • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well, tbf, this’d work on me as well should a flame of the womanly persuasion present it to me (alongside explicit stipulations that “I do, indeed, want you for the sex, Mr. Bond,” signed in triplicate)

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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You know, some people would consider that flirting. Also, wear a mouthguard, I guess.

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    • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      For the right person, I’d splurge on the dental work!=))

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