this one is for the microbiologists

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• TheLazyNerd@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you’re not a biologist you probably don’t care, but the fact is

  #A carpet is not actually a pet at all

  Telling a carpet from a pet:

  • carpets spend very little time begging for food
  • carpets don’t scream when you step on them
  • there is no such thing as a teacher’s carpet

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If my carpet isn’t begging for food, why does it always get the table scraps? Checkmate, atheists.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I wish there was something like “wombatman”

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No such thing as a vampire wombat, that we know of.

  No such thing as a vampire wombat, yet.

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They have played us for absolute fools

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ok, got it, wombats are not bats. But are bats wombats? Pretty unclear on that.

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• Nima@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “there is no such thing as a vampire wombat”

  =(

  what if I want to roll a wombat character with an aversion to the sun for some reason, hmm? how about that?!

  what if he craves blood instead of grass and roots? >=)

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  • Sidhean@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If it quacks like a vampire wombat, it might actually be a bat.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is it a wom?

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