ohwhatfollyisman
@ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world
- Comment on NOT A TOY 1 week ago:
q. why would professors being late in marking your papers eternally be a problem?
a. because it’s a tardy grade.
- Comment on What a bargain 1 week ago:
they evidently don’t want you to spend a penny in their establishment.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
… 8-11 characters.
shouldn’t be a problem. take the dwarves and Snow White as a minimum. throw in the evil stepmom, woodsman, and magic mirror if you need them.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
… 8-11 characters.
they wanted to one up their retail competitor 7-11, maybe?
- Comment on Shakira speaking 7 languages (English, Spanish, Portuguese, Catalan, French, Italian, Arabic) 4 weeks ago:
q. at what time and place were her language classes?
a. wherever, whenever.
- Comment on Blocking trash newspapers in Apple News+ just disabled the link but doesn't free up screen space. 5 weeks ago:
oh no, linekar is leaving motd? first wrighty, now him?
i don’t think shearer and micah can pull it off themselves going forward. they’re both good but, let’s face it, neither has the gravitas needed to anchor the show.
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 1 month ago:
huh. live and learn.
i guess for other species it’s pizza?
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 1 month ago:
turtles eat jellyfish?
- Comment on If there are motherboards and daughterboards, are there fatherboards and sonboards? 1 month ago:
wait till you hear about white and black boards.
- Comment on ‘The Terminator’ 40th anniversary: Remembering James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s sci-fi classic 1 month ago:
it’s been 40 years since he’s been back?!
- Comment on How are scammers getting my email address? 1 month ago:
employees of companies with whom you’ve registered that email id sell it for some quick cash on the side.
i can aver this confidently since i know someone from dominos pizza has leaked my email id. i have a convoluted gmail id which i use to register to all these services and – because it’s gmail – i can set up random dots and a custom phrase behind a + to register specific variants to specific companies (e.g., abcxyz123@gmail vs. ab.c.xyz123+dominos@gmail).
all the spam and pseudo-phishing email is sent only to the variant which i’ve registered to dominos and not to a different variant (e.g., a.bcxyz123+bankname@gmail) registered to any other company.
the leaked email id doesn’t contain a name and is too random for it to just be “guessed” by the spammers.
- Comment on Since when does a clock need a privacy policy? 1 month ago:
yiu do know that, every two seconds, it goes tiktok?
- Comment on Smoothie Break 1 month ago:
not the woman’s withered left leg?
- Comment on This means I close the tab, regardless of what is on the site. 2 months ago:
one must appreciate the vision and legislation that’s enforced that particular phrasing. it becomes so much more starker – how cavalierly your data is treated.
- Comment on This means I close the tab, regardless of what is on the site. 2 months ago:
i would juat have denied that game.
- Comment on Jean-Claude Van Damme: the muscles from Brussels five best movies 2 months ago:
he’s so good at comedic roles that he often has himself in splits in his movies.
- Comment on Does the word "burger" have any extra meaning in some parts of the gay or lgbtq community? 2 months ago:
conjecture: maybe autocorrect once got hold of “bugger” and things kind of evolved from there?
- Comment on Lowest bidder quality 2 months ago:
it’s a tennis match that Sean Connery plays without a partner.
- Comment on James Cameron says future Terminator projects won't include characters from past movies 2 months ago:
well, the original definition of the word avatar is a reincarnation of an older character.
the definition of a terminator, on the other hand…
- Comment on Butts 3 months ago:
well, that shouldnt have been a surprising find. we’ve already had millions of examples of people talking out of their arses over the years.
- Comment on Poop Knife 3 months ago:
With the runners of the study finding that they were unable to replicate such a technique, it lends credibility to the claim that story may have been fabricated.
ah, but did they eat what he ate beforehand?
- Comment on brown recluse 3 months ago:
well, it is brown and it is alone…
- Comment on I try. 3 months ago:
i’d say that’s the point? the dog is looking at the limited colours it can see, not comprehending that the researcher that laid out the graph has an increased ability in perceiving colours.
it’s a manifestation of the dunning-kruger effect.
- Comment on Pademelon 3 months ago:
TIL about pademelons. they’re definitely more intriguing than their kin, watermelons and muskmelons.
- Comment on P.E.N.I.S. 3 months ago:
very amusing grads, improper naming action.
- Comment on Linguistic Perscriptivists 4 months ago:
they should aim for “cunning” instead of “terrible”.
- Comment on My Kidney 4 months ago:
have you tried riding a roller coaster?
- Comment on I remember a time where you would get multiple results from a search with no scrolling 4 months ago:
separately, imdb itself has been enshittified enough that, most times, i don’t want the imdb page as a search result.
- Comment on big bro jupiter 4 months ago:
the creator of this meme originally wanted to include mars instead of earth (which would have made it more technically accurate), but couldn’t because it is the men that are supposed to be from mars.
- Comment on perspective 4 months ago:
yep. space facts can be quite arousing, indeed.
better than having a stroke to nude pics.