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bampop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As a doctor, I can assure you that there is never any buildup of eyelashes behind your eyeball. The spiders eat them all.
ptolemai@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Dr bampop, please advise how to exterminate our ocular spider infestation.
bampop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The traditional way is to scoop out your eyeballs and blast bug spray into the sockets. Can’t say it recommend it as they just tend to take refuge in the brain, and if you don’t kill them you’ll really piss them off. Better just to cancel all your TV subscription services and read 18th century literature for at least 6 hours a day. There is a fair chance they will just get bored and leave of their own accord.
thirstyhyena@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are eyelashes digestible? Or do the spiders have stomach full of them?
orenj@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
another reason to love spiders <3
ddplf@szmer.info 3 weeks ago
The funniest part - this is unironically true. Yes, really.
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