It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?
No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to memes@sopuli.xyz
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hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
iocase@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
LinkedIn changed my life.
While everyone else is worried about “work-life balance,” I chose work-work balance.
I wake up at 3:47 AM.
Ice bath.
Meditation.
Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.
Reply “Great point!” to 73 executive posts.
Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.
By 8:00 AM I’ve already delivered more value than most people do in a week.
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.
A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.
Those people are employees.
I’m an asset.
My goal isn’t just to go above and beyond.
I spend 12 hours a day sucking my boss’s cock, because if you’re not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?
#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe
Objection@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Don’t forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
There needs to be a word for this kind of writing. The rhythm of it is so strangely unique to these LinkedIn freaks
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
You really aren’t on that grindset if you have time to fuck your wife. True leadership is about delegating these sort of tasks so you can free up your full potential.
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
His wife is literally a Karen. Going to a fitness “booty” camp over the long weekend with her personal trainer.
I really hope this is satire.
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
His wife is about to get some booty, to be sure.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
These days nothing is too crazy to be real.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Satire
snooggums@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Obvious satire of a real story.
iatenine@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I don’t think Gerogio is getting enough credit for also working through the weekend
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He is a hard worker.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s hard being a working stiff, but Giorgio is always up to the task
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gerogio is the real rise and grind bro here.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
writes “Protect the World from Climate Change” on the whiteboard
nods
Progress.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It’s further than most people get
If he had any real vision, he’d think bigger. A real visionary would protect the world from devastation, and unite all people within our nation
Janx@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I’d cheat on this dude too. “Walks the talk”!? You fucking psycho…
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Satire or not?
At first, I thought it was seething with satire. Rich wife having an affair with trainer while her husband is married to his work.
And then you see something like 3x founder. WTF is that. So I go to the website think it’ll be a joke website like Passive Income guy. Nope!
This shit is real. And this dude is the CEO.
vane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I looked up his profile and all his posts are satire.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I tried to follow a link someone provided, but they wanted me to log in. Good for him doing the satire. Odd that he flaunts being a founder.
TomMasz@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you’re not logged in or a member, but it’s legit.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Def a continual joke poster
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Confirmed. The dude is a legitimate shitposter and has a particular gripe against toxic hustle culture.
Bademantel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I can’t without an account but I just choose to believe it.
bampop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
"No fireworks for Karen either"
- doubt *
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Sparks, though.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just imagine how sore she will be after that weekend
We salute you, Karen! 🫡
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Oh there will be fireworks alright.
Endless bangs
nullspace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Rise and grind. On my wife.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
His wife is ABSOLUTELY having an affair lmfao. This shit is so fucking pathetic, dude.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t know what’s more pathetic; This guy your own inability to realize the most obvious sarcasm and joke post ever.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
If it is sincere, watch them deny everything, then realize the truth in ~6 months.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The Advil bottle is a nice touch
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
mattyroses@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
It’s Eye tie for Jordy
dontbanmebro@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
This can’t be real. Cuck energy.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Idk if it’s satire but the company website exists and this guy is listed as the founder rockroserisk.com/about
RIP to him if he posted this in seriousness
Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Dude come on we need people to take environmental responsibility more seriously, not less.
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
More than energy, dude is posting on LinkedIn about getting cucked
velma@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Joke’s on us, telling everyone he’s a cuck is his kink.
shweddy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I hope this is real
friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
Is that Tom from MySpace?
mattyroses@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Tom would never do this. Keep his name out of your mouth.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Wrong community?
GodSpeeD808@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Doe de vertaling eens, ik kan geen Engels :)
glibg@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Dude needs to tidy up his workstation.
PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 3 weeks ago
Friends this is clearly satire
Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
according to the comments it’s actually real 💀💀💀
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
This community couldn’t detect satire if it was named Ken M and fucking their wife.
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Agreed. If he’s not joking, I lack the software dependencies to operate in this reality
sunsofold@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This is 2026. Poe’s Law has never been more relevant.
SunshineJogger@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
No. In this time and age reality has often overtaken sarire in the level of ridiculousness.
It is de facto no longer possible to reliably differentiate between sarire and real events