It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?
No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had!
Submitted 2 days ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to memes@sopuli.xyz
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hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
iocase@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
LinkedIn changed my life.
While everyone else is worried about “work-life balance,” I chose work-work balance.
I wake up at 3:47 AM.
Ice bath.
Meditation.
Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.
Reply “Great point!” to 73 executive posts.
Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.
By 8:00 AM I’ve already delivered more value than most people do in a week.
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.
A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.
Those people are employees.
I’m an asset.
My goal isn’t just to go above and beyond.
I spend 12 hours a day sucking my boss’s cock, because if you’re not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?
#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe
Objection@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Don’t forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
There needs to be a word for this kind of writing. The rhythm of it is so strangely unique to these LinkedIn freaks
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
You really aren’t on that grindset if you have time to fuck your wife. True leadership is about delegating these sort of tasks so you can free up your full potential.
iatenine@piefed.social 2 days ago
I don’t think Gerogio is getting enough credit for also working through the weekend
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He is a hard worker.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s hard being a working stiff, but Giorgio is always up to the task
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Gerogio is the real rise and grind bro here.
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
His wife is literally a Karen. Going to a fitness “booty” camp over the long weekend with her personal trainer.
I really hope this is satire.
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
His wife is about to get some booty, to be sure.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Satire
snooggums@piefed.world 2 days ago
Obvious satire of a real story.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
These days nothing is too crazy to be real.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Satire or not?
At first, I thought it was seething with satire. Rich wife having an affair with trainer while her husband is married to his work.
And then you see something like 3x founder. WTF is that. So I go to the website think it’ll be a joke website like Passive Income guy. Nope!
This shit is real. And this dude is the CEO.
vane@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I looked up his profile and all his posts are satire.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I tried to follow a link someone provided, but they wanted me to log in. Good for him doing the satire. Odd that he flaunts being a founder.
bampop@lemmy.world 1 day ago
"No fireworks for Karen either"
- doubt *
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
Sparks, though.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just imagine how sore she will be after that weekend
We salute you, Karen! 🫡
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
writes “Protect the World from Climate Change” on the whiteboard
nods
Progress.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
It’s further than most people get
If he had any real vision, he’d think bigger. A real visionary would protect the world from devastation, and unite all people within our nation
nullspace@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Rise and grind. On my wife.
Janx@piefed.social 2 days ago
I’d cheat on this dude too. “Walks the talk”!? You fucking psycho…
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 day ago
His wife is ABSOLUTELY having an affair lmfao. This shit is so fucking pathetic, dude.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t know what’s more pathetic; This guy your own inability to realize the most obvious sarcasm and joke post ever.
placebo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
That’s the joke.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 days ago
This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you’re not logged in or a member, but it’s legit.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Def a continual joke poster
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Confirmed. The dude is a legitimate shitposter and has a particular gripe against toxic hustle culture.
Bademantel@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I can’t without an account but I just choose to believe it.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Oh there will be fireworks alright.
Endless bangs
MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 days ago
If it is sincere, watch them deny everything, then realize the truth in ~6 months.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The Advil bottle is a nice touch
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
mattyroses@lemmy.today 1 day ago
It’s Eye tie for Jordy
dontbanmebro@piefed.social 2 days ago
This can’t be real. Cuck energy.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Idk if it’s satire but the company website exists and this guy is listed as the founder rockroserisk.com/about
RIP to him if he posted this in seriousness
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Dude come on we need people to take environmental responsibility more seriously, not less.
socsa@piefed.social 2 days ago
More than energy, dude is posting on LinkedIn about getting cucked
velma@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Joke’s on us, telling everyone he’s a cuck is his kink.
friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 2 days ago
Is that Tom from MySpace?
mattyroses@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Tom would never do this. Keep his name out of your mouth.
shweddy@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I hope this is real
GodSpeeD808@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Doe de vertaling eens, ik kan geen Engels :)
glibg@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Dude needs to tidy up his workstation.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Wrong community?
PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 2 days ago
Friends this is clearly satire
Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
according to the comments it’s actually real 💀💀💀
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 days ago
This community couldn’t detect satire if it was named Ken M and fucking their wife.
yakko@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Agreed. If he’s not joking, I lack the software dependencies to operate in this reality
sunsofold@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
This is 2026. Poe’s Law has never been more relevant.
SunshineJogger@feddit.org 1 day ago
No. In this time and age reality has often overtaken sarire in the level of ridiculousness.
It is de facto no longer possible to reliably differentiate between sarire and real events