Buy 2 for dual wielding has to be the best marketing I’ve seen
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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grranibal@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For a second I believed it wasn’t an Obvious Plant product
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a therapist, I approve this message.
InputZero@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a person with access to only “affordable therapy”, I approve this message.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m sure you already know about Open Path Collective, but for anyone not aware, they provide access to therapy for $40-80 a session and what you have to do is pay a one time fee of $150 for lifetime access.
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
!obviousplant@lemmy.world
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
[Starts the umpteenth playthrough of Dragon Age: Origins]
…It’s called Sword Therapy, you dumbasses, you wouldn’t get it
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Why would you want the rapy sword? Its clearly cursed.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Let me anal-yze the rapist sword for a second and see what I can find out
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s spelt rapier
yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
This is like an item from Dungeon Crawler Carl lmao
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Any weapon from DCC deals mental health damage, like the sock. Therapy swords are from Stormlight.
Hello there, would you like to destroy some evil today?
yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Shit, I’m gonna have to read that too. Lemmy recs have never led me astray
bampop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t buy this product. It doesn’t give you +10 health at all. If they could fix that issue, it would be good though. Also if it could give you immunity to tasers.
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
The beacons are lit
gray@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
But is it actually cool af??
xylol@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Howl can you even ask that
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Did the green ranger change color again smh
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Anxiety Wolf is when the main character from Sekrio never talks to anyone and spends the whole game in the starting area.
GhostFace@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Horrible idea. My idea of therapy and stress relief often times includes sharp objects.
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, shit. It gives +10 health.
tophneal@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I wonder if that stacks with having 2
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think it depends on your skill level in dual wielding.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’ll synergize with my +4 str +4 stam leather belt!
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Uuuh, oooh!