It's about that time
Submitted 5 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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RedStrider@lemmy.world 5 days ago
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
Damn those bananas are old enough to have participated in a coup in South America
DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 days ago
the OG Chiquitas.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Abuelitas.
Fiat126@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Nah, you need patience. Another week and they’ll be perfect.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Those bananas look like they could be alcoholic at this point.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Can you blame them after everything they’ve been through?
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I had a computer shop in the early 2000’s. A guy comes in and asks about some computers a closed doctors office. He asks what they are worth and I told him I had no idea. I agree to meet him at the address and when we walk in its pure 80’s in there. The newest computer was a 486. The doctor died suddenly and they just locked the doors. No one had been in there for over a decade. When I was looking around we found some bananas just like that. The use by date on everything 1993 or so. Needless to say I told him to junk the computers.
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Retro computing enthusiasts are inconsolable right now.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Could a used them as a ghetto Linux server
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Finally. Someone bringing us solutions rather than problems. Management material right here.
raoulduke85@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Banana dead
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Me in leggings:
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Is there enough left? You might have to settle for bana bread.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Do I need a banana holder?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Yeah, ideally a magnetic one with a doctor-approved combination of palladium and copper to block the 5g vaccine pesticides so your body can prevent and even heal from otherwise lethal metastatic cancer. They’re banned here in the US (THANKS BIG ONCOLOGY), but I can get you one. Just DM me for details. I’ve already said too much, and they might be on my tail.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 days ago
Do you leave them for 3 months like this psycho? If not, then no.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Nervous laugh Who would do that? Definitely not me.
dditty@lemm.ee 5 days ago
If you find your bananas otherwise ripen too quickly, then yes
wjrii@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ahh, the rare and prized Ancho Banana.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?
devilish666@lemmy.world 5 days ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Those are Carobs. Someone just stuck a banana sticker on it.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Crusty
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 5 days ago
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How does that happen? Haha
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 5 days ago
By going away on holiday and forgetting to throw away perishables beforehand.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 days ago
What, a 3-month holiday?
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Reminds me of when my mother left 1kg of ground beef in the microwave my accident before our flight to Sydney, I will never forget that smell after we got back, that damn smell.
danc4498@lemmy.world 5 days ago
First you gotta suck the banana flesh out with a large straw.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
Some kind of brain bug. I’ve seen Starship Troopers, so I noe!
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