Damn those bananas are old enough to have participated in a coup in South America
It's about that time
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
the OG Chiquitas.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Abuelitas.
RedStrider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, you need patience. Another week and they’ll be perfect.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Those bananas look like they could be alcoholic at this point.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can you blame them after everything they’ve been through?
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I had a computer shop in the early 2000’s. A guy comes in and asks about some computers a closed doctors office. He asks what they are worth and I told him I had no idea. I agree to meet him at the address and when we walk in its pure 80’s in there. The newest computer was a 486. The doctor died suddenly and they just locked the doors. No one had been in there for over a decade. When I was looking around we found some bananas just like that. The use by date on everything 1993 or so. Needless to say I told him to junk the computers.
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Retro computing enthusiasts are inconsolable right now.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Could a used them as a ghetto Linux server
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Finally. Someone bringing us solutions rather than problems. Management material right here.
raoulduke85@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Banana dead
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Me in leggings:
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is there enough left? You might have to settle for bana bread.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Do I need a banana holder?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, ideally a magnetic one with a doctor-approved combination of palladium and copper to block the 5g vaccine pesticides so your body can prevent and even heal from otherwise lethal metastatic cancer. They’re banned here in the US (THANKS BIG ONCOLOGY), but I can get you one. Just DM me for details. I’ve already said too much, and they might be on my tail.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Do you leave them for 3 months like this psycho? If not, then no.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Nervous laugh Who would do that? Definitely not me.
dditty@lemm.ee 1 month ago
If you find your bananas otherwise ripen too quickly, then yes
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ahh, the rare and prized Ancho Banana.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?
devilish666@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Those are Carobs. Someone just stuck a banana sticker on it.
Fiat126@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Crusty
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 month ago
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How does that happen? Haha
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 1 month ago
By going away on holiday and forgetting to throw away perishables beforehand.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What, a 3-month holiday?
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Reminds me of when my mother left 1kg of ground beef in the microwave my accident before our flight to Sydney, I will never forget that smell after we got back, that damn smell.
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 month ago
First you gotta suck the banana flesh out with a large straw.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Some kind of brain bug. I’ve seen Starship Troopers, so I noe!
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