I paint houses

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That must have tasted absolutely revolting

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t drink it for the taste, you drink it for the thrust

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just for tips or bottoms, too?

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you would shit out of both ends.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      we call that “helicoptering”.

      you shit and vomit at the same time. the force alone makes you dizzy and you autonomically begin to spin, spraying and praying that nobody finds your body in this horrible little hell you created involuntarily after you have died.

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Homie shat his entire self

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• PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shits back on the menu boys.

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can I get it served on a shingle?

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Thank you for your service 🫡

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Self made emenea

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    anenome?

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Enemæ

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    • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You try spelling that word at 8am with no coffee

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• FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tactical X-lax

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TFW you shit so hard your cheeks leave the seat momentarily.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Let’s shit this out onto a tray… Nice, mkay.

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