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  • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mastodon instance where you can’t post the letter “e”: oulipo.social/public/local 🙃

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    • Foxfire@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A bit of a drag that a lot of local posts look so short and cut off—avoiding that fifth glyph isn’t particularly difficult. I was hoping individuals willing to sign up to this community would find joy in writing out paragraphs about various things.

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      • Thassodar@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Did you… Did you do the thing there? There’s no e

        (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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      • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think, you usually post, if you got a thing to say. And thus you want to say that thing, not look for formulations all day long…

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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wasn’t there a novel written in the 1880s that did not include the letter E? The most commonly used letter in the English language. The story in the novel was unremarkable save for the fact that… yeah, there are no Es.

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    • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s cool as a technical exercise.

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      • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And it was. It wasn’t noticed much when it first came out, but some decades later it blew up when people realised how cool it was.

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    • MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Restaurant Review… no wait

      Eatery Evaluation…no…

      Food Box, Go or No Go? By Homer… Bill Simpson.

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    For English, not using “e” seems like the real challenge.

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fuck you.

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      • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ah, classic rebuttal and sans a certain character! Fantastic!

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    • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There’s an entire novel that did it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_(novel)

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Several. Later Georges Perec also did

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Void

        Which is a book about a world in which the letter “E” has disappeared and only one guy notices it. He tries to prove it, but of course all works of literature have been “rewritten” by reality to no longer include E. For example, Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven, is now A Blackbird - which the author includes in full, keeping the original meter and plot.

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I heard about this when I was in my twenties, forgot the details, and purchased The Great Gatsby instead.

        I thought I was missing something for the longest time. I guess I was.

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      • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ahh that’s the one. For some reason I thought it was from the 1880s…

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    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I just did it.

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You thought you did somthing thr didnt you? Wll sorry to burst your bubbl but numrous sentnces could b constructd without mploying th first ltter of the Nglish lxicon.

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      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        sentnces

        They snuck right past you

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    • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s not too difficult to avoid using it.

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    • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just reminded me of this.

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  • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On Reddit there was a subreddit where you couldn’t use the letter E, r/AVoid5 iirc

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh I could, with simplicity.

    你用英语因为你只懂英语。

    我不肯用英语因为我不肯给你懂。

    我们不同。

    (Prompt didn’t specify which linguistic-type to use. P.S. used pinyin without the first letter of the 字母)

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  • Acamon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In what sense is it the first letter of the English lexicon? Lexicon ≠ alphabet

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    • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In the sense that Alphabet has an ‘a’ in it.

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      • Acamon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah, but it isn’t impressive avoiding a letter if you can use any word you want, and it doesnt matter what it means. “Without employing the second most frequent letter of English.” would make sense or “the vowel which is commonly listed first” or some sort of thing. I suspect they just didn’t know what lexicon meant and thought it sounded smart.

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    • Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you list all English words in an order, a preferably standard/prototypical kind of order, what will be the first word on the list?

      I’d say that if nothing else is specified, then the most correct choice of putting the words in an order is ti put them in alphabetical order.

      If there is “the first one of all English words”, then it’s actually a bit difficult finding a definition for that where the first one would be something else than “a”.

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  • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Could still be shorter, “Nope.”

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    • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      O!

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      • Emi@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Oi mum, where’s Grond?

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thomas Jefferson: Intelligence.

    Benjamin Franklin: Genius.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
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      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’m going to assume you’re serious…

        You’re describing the relationship between Nicola Tesla (inventor, genius) and Thomas Edison (business man, scumbag).

        Benjamin Franklin (pictured right) is the guy who proved the existence of electricity. He is better known for inventing the printing press and bifocals.

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      • tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The former; the person you’re thinking of, as the latter, is Thomas Edison.

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “I win the bet”

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  • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the difference between Virginia and Philadelphia has never been so succinctly summarized

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  • MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Might’ve been better paired with Adams. If I’m remembering correctly, when they were going to France, Adams tried to learn the language with rote memorization and conjugation tables and whatnot. Franklin apparently just made up “French-sounding” words.

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