TheJesusaurus

@TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I just sort of consider these “after-losses”, they’re the losses that come in the hours and days after a significant loss, the one we know and consider when we lost, “this time”.

  We can both reset our clocks now I suppose, but in the end it will never be more accurate than “oh it’s been months” or “I haven’t thought of that in a long time”, “maybe a few years”, “nearly a decade”

  So we can keep time from the date of the inciting incident I think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s kinda nice honestly. I’ll keep playing for now though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just sort of, mental bookmark

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He took it literally⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I said like to me you motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instead of everyone leaving NATO, could everyone else just kick the US out?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t need to kick out the USA. We should obviously not be sharing Intel any longer but the proof will ultimately be in the pudding. If the USA attacks a NATO ally, NATO rallies to their defence as per article V and the USA is no longer involved.

  If anyone else attacks a NATO ally and the USA refuse to abide by article V (despite being the only previous ones to invoke it, dragging many of its (formerly) closest allies into a 2 decade quagmire, then they are no longer in NATO.

  If nothing happens and the USA does nothing, we remain in this dog shit status quo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instead of everyone leaving NATO, could everyone else just kick the US out?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, while this is technically true, NATO also has like, staff and infrastructure and shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He took it literally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please tell me this isn’t true. Lie to me if required. I can’t handle any more America. This may be the metaphorical straw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He took it literally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s great but we’re talking about Miranda rights and case law and all kinds of adjunct shit based around these ideas that formed the basis of what cops can do to you in custody like this, and they tell you explicitly “you have the right to remain silent”.

  That’s not constitutional, that seems to be the police informing you of something that their processes and procedures say they have to do. You are told explicitly “YOU MAY NOW REMAIN SILENT” by the authority figure standing in front of you, not some abstract judge of an arcane document somewhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He took it literally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That seems fucking stupid as hell, why do you need to “invoke” any right at all? And why would there be a requirement to access this right that most people wouldn’t know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rock + Isaac Newton = death

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are hierarchies inherently bad in all aspects? or are there domains where heirarchies are good to have?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There is noiddle class, and being working class effectively is a life sentence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Serious] If a human is trained by AI slop and then they make something with their own hands, is it still art?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who Thought Bob Odenkirk would become action hero⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bigtime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who Thought Bob Odenkirk would become action hero⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly… There are SO MANY late career B+ list dramatic/character actors who end up making a weird transition into action-dad that nothing would surprise me. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol, lmao even.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They haven’t shown us an AI with chimpanzee level intelligence yet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus fucking Christ. What’s worse is I just loss the game

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta commend them for the effort⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you thinks that’s what relativity is…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta commend them for the effort⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you somehow under the illusion that I don’t know that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta commend them for the effort⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit is not a physical place, it doesn’t have a direction relative to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta commend them for the effort⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AND MY AXE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So much corn, so little time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t explain why, but “corn manual” is the funniest statement I’ve seen come out of this meme cycle. 

  The idea of a corn manual for corn man gives me great satisfaction

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wear protection, folks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s loss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon writes an essay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon think we might be Giants, standing on little dandys shoulders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course it is. Don’t even second guess yourself. You’re having those feelings either way, you don’t need validation from out here. Grieve your bowl for the lost memories. But they won’t really be lost 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shout out to my engineering homies.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The aerial work platform industry? Yeah I mean people do die working at height, I was there actually to help specifically prevent that, as I was a product safety engineer. 

  So yeah sometimes I think about the people who went home to their families at the end of the day because of that. 

  I literally said I wasn’t in the defence division, never touched a defence product, and literally didn’t even work in North America. 

  Then I told you I quit my job because I couldn’t do it anymore. 

  And you’re gonna come here and give me a bunch of shit for it? 

  I don’t even have to guess, you’re pretty obviously a rabid leftist. Which is fine, I am too. But don’t you think it’s funny how I know that just because of how absolutely fucking unhinged your comment was

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shout out to my engineering homies.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey!  Thanks bro. I’ll be nice and cool by my pond. Im Canadian and I was working for a US defence contractor. I was in their industrial sector and worked in Europe, never touched a defence product and wouldn’t be allowed to. But every time the quarterly numbers came out and number went up. I couldn’t help but feel responsible for steering them profits. 

  I’m unemployed and the happiest I’ve ever been

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creator of Original Thomas the Tank Engine Mod for Skyrim Puts Thomas in Morrowind in Defiance of 'Legal Threats'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Based

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"All I want to do is get off work and go have maximum BroTime at the Make America Gay Again rally."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  God damn I love straight, white, Christian, American, homosexuality

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨93 murders in London in 12 months to October. The city's murder rate is now lowest for decades⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s true. Every Saturday I hear their call out on the streets late at night from dark alleys.

  “Hey boss, you want kebab?”

  “Extra just for you boss man”

  Week after week, trying to kill me with coronary failure.

  A truly insidious people