Gotta commend them for the effort

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tbf: It really doesn’t look like a dildo

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Unless you’re really brave…

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    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Tap for NSFW T.M.I.

      When I was experimenting as a quite young teen, I routinely used a 10mm Allen wrench for ‘self exploration.’ One day I wanted to try something bigger but the only thing that fit the bill was the handle of a hammer… Suffice it to say: the blunt end and relatively sharp corners were not kind to my small behind… Life is full of lessons, and some are a pain in the ass.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Some porch pirate is in for a disappointing surprise when he was expecting an axe.

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  • prenatal_confusion@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not with that attitude …

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Skill issue.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Double handed chopping dildo?

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• TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  AND MY AXE

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    IS NOT A DILDO!

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Paige NO!

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    r*ddit is that way ->

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    • TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Reddit is not a physical place, it doesn’t have a direction relative to me

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• The_v@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  When I worked in unloading package trucks in college there was always a few idiots who would ship dangerous stuff in totally unacceptable ways.

  That looks like a repackage job. Somebody put an axe into a regular box and shipped it. The axe came cutting out of the box somewhere along the journey. This is the type of repackaging that we would do if it didn’t endanger anyone. We’s also put a no belt sticker on it and put a hold on the shipment until the asshole paid for shipping an dangerous object. Everyone then knew what it was and it was shipped safely.

  I once had a box fall off a tier and 10 sharp unsheathed bayonets stabbed into the deck less than 1cm from my foot. Some idiot had stacked a whole bunch of lead bullets for reloading on one side of the box and placed the unsheathed bayonets on top of them at an angle. Since all the weight was on one side, it tipped over off of the stack and fell. The blades came out on on impact and stuck 2cm into the deck next to my foot.

  We returned the box to the sender, after using a bunch of bubble wrap and several rolls of clear tape to turn each bayonet into a ball.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeesh. Close call there.

    That makes sense, it not being properly packaged. Also gotta stack things safely when in storage.

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well at least it’s flared on one end.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dildos are getting a little out of hand.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You really gotta hand it to blind prostitutes, though.

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• phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sender listed as Axe Body Spray HQ

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “aww man, that’s not an …xbox controller!”

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve absolutely done the Family Guy gag of gift-wrapping a CD to look like a bottle of Jack.

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• InevitableWaffles@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  "Who bought the sledge? Damn, that got fucked up in shipping. I’d file a claim with FedEx. ", says most dudes who see this on a porch.

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I appreciate packaging that says “y’ain’t gon’ hurt it.”

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