A cuppa Jill

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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I dunno, man. I’ve heard it being referred to as “aqua-cola”. I’ve also heard it’s incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It’s practically impossible to resist.

  Should’ve never been started on that shit. I dunno why it’s so normalised in society…

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  • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      100% of water addicts have died

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• the_trash_man@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  H2- oh

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s how French pronounces it. Eau.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  well in my country it’s called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Wah-wah”: Am I a joke to you?

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• ace@lemmy.ananace.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For sparkling, it’s commonly referred to as “homeopathic lager” among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some southern Slavs call tap water “technical” because it’s technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don’t want to drink… You complain as you chain smoke.

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• Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.

  I often call water “rusty star”

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  • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s… Maybe not going to be the easiest of things to order at the bar, I mean you might get one but it probably wont quench your thirst.

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• upsiforgot@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Gänsewein” - goose wine in germany

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• griff@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  oh

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  • griff@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a la francaise ‘eau’

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• bonedaddy@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sippin’ on that bubb-less

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  • trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boob-less

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• Gorge@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Desalinated saline

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I call it life juice

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hello beauty, wanna get you some of mine eh life juice?

    Doesn’t sound good 🤢

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Better or worse than a cup of Jill though?

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The moist maker

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• LaMouette@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s “Château Lapompe” in french to mimic wine brand ;)

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• EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Liquified comet farts

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Molten ice.

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  • portifornia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Condensed steam!

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• Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Going in blind so sorry if this is a repeat:

  God’s Juice.

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• zoedog@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Moby Dick wine. City gin.

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ocean lite

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• pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Clear

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• xeekei@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Stay away from da aqua!”

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Earth piss

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• admin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That ol’ n’ moist

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• Batman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Think they just call it diet coke

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What do they call diet water?

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• Paramania@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Council Pop

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• frosch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In Germany, we do have some nicknames especially for tapwater: I personally know of Leitungsheimer, Kranwasser and Kraneberger

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  • zurchpet@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Swiss german “Hahnenburger” (Tap burger) is used a lot there.

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• varyingExpertise@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Kraneberger” - “Château Tap” in German.

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  • drre@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    kenne noch Hahnenquelle

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• Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I could sure go for a ice cold cup or H2O.

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  • null@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d try putting the H2O inside that ice cold cup. You’ll thank me later.

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