portifornia

@portifornia@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New book out⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵 Don’t go chasing spice worms, please stick to the slugs and snails you’re used to. I know that you’re gunna have to overthrow House Corrino, but we know you’re no Muad’Dib. 🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do Ghostwriters work? Does the person the book is about say to the writer I will give you 2 or 20 percent of the sales or is it a 50 50 split?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, GhostWriter! Ghostwriter TV series

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweetpotato Hashius 💪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attempted another Trek meal: Andorian cabbage soup and Norellian twist bread.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That soup is quite blue, is it actually made from… Andorians? 😰

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Condensed steam!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Pi Day!!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If those kids could read, they’d be very upset.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I piss in your general direction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Undercover office Potty - SNL 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is which?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the right answer, but all the same, my head said:

  Queen bees and Dodo birds

  … - I think that checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mint chip lava cake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Crispy Crunchy Tender Flaky Crust, Earth pocket!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffle Squarf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nic Cage through the years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I totally get that, but for what it’s worth, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is worth giving a shot, too! It breaks the 4th wall in a refreshingly humorous & self-deprecating way. Loved it!