I piss in your general direction

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This seems more like a pisspost than a shitpost.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, it’s a piss pot

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fertilizer.

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope they have a lot of gypsum In their soil otherwise you’re going to burn the shit out of their plants

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just break off a piece of drywall and shove it in there once in a while.

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    • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This guy pisses in plants

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      While you are joking, that would actually work.

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I genuinely don’t think I could talk on the phone while I piss

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Call me.

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      surely

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe.

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’d be surprised how many people I see in the public restroom at my work doing just that.

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In the early 2000s my mother’s bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But could you piss whilst you talk on the phone?

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• portifornia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Undercover office Potty - SNL 🤣

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom

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• coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  odditymall.com/plant-urinal-prank-box

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• Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now the flowers will growwwww

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• Veraxus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stop giving them ideas!

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Too late

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