Shut the fuck up, brand!
Don't be Evil
Submitted 18 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Tattorack@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
I really hate it when corporate Twitter accounts try to be quirky. Wendy’s trolling McDonald’s was funny for a bit but even that got old and I blame it for making this sort of thing common.
blarghly@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
They realized that cringe increases engagement via hate-sharing.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected to my phone, then I instinctively said, loudly:
“BOMB PLANTED”
Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
No wonder airport guards started to break into the toilet after I gave birth to a fist-wide log screaming the same in a sudden mix of terror and glee.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 14 hours ago
Parody account
…Basically indistinguishable from any regular Twitter account. Why did Elon want these accounts labeled, again?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
What exactly is it supposed to be a parody of?
Just because someone uses it to try to be funny, does not make it parody. It doesn’t make it sarcasm. It doesn’t make it ironic. People love to use all of those incorrectly.
sowitzer@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
That’s a lot of schadenfreude you have there. Maybe work on your cultural literacy.
lud@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
Rick Ashley I assume.
I guess they were a parody account of him earlier but they changed their mind later.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
You know why
HK65@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
I can almost see the grey face of the marketing intern shuffling out of another pointless meeting to write this, debating whether their health insurance would cover jumping out of the building window.
Serinus@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
They tried to say this wouldn’t work, but Bob the PM thinks its great and has ordered you to put it through. His only concession to your warning was “well, add an ‘lol’ or something to make it sound gamery”.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
This is the real reason they’re so obsessed with AI…
HK65@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
And fire the intern and let them die uninsured.
asmoranomar@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
No. But I do sing the victory fanfare tune from final fantasy every time I do some small thing. Wash dishes? Victory! Laundry? Victory! Cook dinner? Victory! Take a shot? Victory!
Tattorack@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Oh. Oh I’m not the only one. I’m not even an avid FF player; I just played some of the remakes on DS.
The victory tune is burned into my brain, as well as the Chocobo theme.
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Ohhhh man I love the Chocobo Theme, and have also played like zero FF games besides XV, which was dogshit. But one of the teammates sings this cute little in-game ad jingle that uses the Chocobo theme, so I hear him singing it in my head every now and then.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Ok, if you have a lot of dishes to wash by hand, you deserve a fucking fanfare from final fantasy. That shit is hardwork.
Contemporarium@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
That’s lame as fuck dude
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
Feel free to keep your soggy opinion to yourself
GenerationII@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
I’m curious as to why you think it’s “lame as fuck”. Does it harm you? Does it harm them? Does it fucking harm anybody? Does it just seem like a quickly little weird thing that you don’t do but others might? One of those answers is correct
pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Haters on here but yeah, it’s lame.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
This is awesome. I still remember that tune from when I played it. Funny how some people think positivity and imagination aren’t excellent things. You keep doing you! And I’m definitely going to be copying your idea!
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 18 hours ago
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coins!
Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I battle with the evil ways
I travel far and try and save
Sorry, but your princess isn’t hereoriginal_reader@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
!outside@lemmy.world
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
10 health from dinner? Unless my max health is like, 40 or less that’s just rude.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” but censors out the author credit of the clever post.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I didn’t find the original. I’m glad you did, I’ll edit the post!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Very cool of you! Thanks.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 17 hours ago
I take “Thing that didn’t happen” for 500, Alex.
original_reader@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
For a proper plate of pasta you should at least get +40. If you cooked it yourself maybe even +1 skill point. If you fed someone, “you are now friends”.
don@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
(cricket chirps, but halfway through stops, sees who’s talking, and quietly leaves.)
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
remember that sonic thread?
RedStrider@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Are those the MSCHF boots???
LumpyPancakes@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
No, but now I’m half the Wolfenstein chicken dinner sound in my head…
DmMacniel@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Meme showing a crab shooting lasers at something with the text: “Silence, Brand”
fossphi@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
How much I missed this. The brands are gaining too much confidence again, we gotta start bullying them
Exusia@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
We do, regularly. Especially here!