I really hate it when corporate Twitter accounts try to be quirky. Wendy’s trolling McDonald’s was funny for a bit but even that got old and I blame it for making this sort of thing common.
Don't be Evil
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 1 year ago
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They realized that cringe increases engagement via hate-sharing.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
[deleted]altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
No wonder airport guards started to break into the toilet after I gave birth to a fist-wide log screaming the same in a sudden mix of terror and glee.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shut the fuck up, brand!
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Parody account
…Basically indistinguishable from any regular Twitter account. Why did Elon want these accounts labeled, again?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
What exactly is it supposed to be a parody of?
Just because someone uses it to try to be funny, does not make it parody. It doesn’t make it sarcasm. It doesn’t make it ironic. People love to use all of those incorrectly.
lud@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Rick Ashley I assume.
I guess they were a parody account of him earlier but they changed their mind later.
sowitzer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s a lot of schadenfreude you have there. Maybe work on your cultural literacy.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You know why
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 year ago
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coins!
original_reader@lemm.ee 1 year ago
!outside@lemmy.world
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I battle with the evil ways
I travel far and try and save
Sorry, but your princess isn’t here
HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I can almost see the grey face of the marketing intern shuffling out of another pointless meeting to write this, debating whether their health insurance would cover jumping out of the building window.
Serinus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They tried to say this wouldn’t work, but Bob the PM thinks its great and has ordered you to put it through. His only concession to your warning was “well, add an ‘lol’ or something to make it sound gamery”.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
This is the real reason they’re so obsessed with AI…
HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
And fire the intern and let them die uninsured.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
10 health from dinner? Unless my max health is like, 40 or less that’s just rude.
asmoranomar@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No. But I do sing the victory fanfare tune from final fantasy every time I do some small thing. Wash dishes? Victory! Laundry? Victory! Cook dinner? Victory! Take a shot? Victory!
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh. Oh I’m not the only one. I’m not even an avid FF player; I just played some of the remakes on DS.
The victory tune is burned into my brain, as well as the Chocobo theme.
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Ohhhh man I love the Chocobo Theme, and have also played like zero FF games besides XV, which was dogshit. But one of the teammates sings this cute little in-game ad jingle that uses the Chocobo theme, so I hear him singing it in my head every now and then.
Contemporarium@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s lame as fuck dude
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Feel free to keep your soggy opinion to yourself
GenerationII@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m curious as to why you think it’s “lame as fuck”. Does it harm you? Does it harm them? Does it fucking harm anybody? Does it just seem like a quickly little weird thing that you don’t do but others might? One of those answers is correct
pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Haters on here but yeah, it’s lame.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is awesome. I still remember that tune from when I played it. Funny how some people think positivity and imagination aren’t excellent things. You keep doing you! And I’m definitely going to be copying your idea!
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Ok, if you have a lot of dishes to wash by hand, you deserve a fucking fanfare from final fantasy. That shit is hardwork.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” but censors out the author credit of the clever post.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I didn’t find the original. I’m glad you did, I’ll edit the post!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Very cool of you! Thanks.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t think any video game character YELLS their active effects at us…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Ever since the 80’s, I can’t close my eyes without seeing falling tetriminos 😔
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I take “Thing that didn’t happen” for 500, Alex.
don@lemm.ee 1 year ago
(cricket chirps, but halfway through stops, sees who’s talking, and quietly leaves.)
original_reader@lemm.ee 1 year ago
For a proper plate of pasta you should at least get +40. If you cooked it yourself maybe even +1 skill point. If you fed someone, “you are now friends”.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
remember that sonic thread?
RedStrider@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are those the MSCHF boots???
LumpyPancakes@lemm.ee 1 year ago
No, but now I’m half the Wolfenstein chicken dinner sound in my head…
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 year ago
Meme showing a crab shooting lasers at something with the text: “Silence, Brand”
fossphi@lemm.ee 1 year ago
How much I missed this. The brands are gaining too much confidence again, we gotta start bullying them
Exusia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We do, regularly. Especially here!
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
bluesky fellas did manage to send adobe reeling, that’s something we can all aspire to do