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Don't be Evil

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Meme showing a crab shooting lasers at something with the text: “Silence, Brand”

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    • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How much I missed this. The brands are gaining too much confidence again, we gotta start bullying them

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      • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        We do, regularly. Especially here!

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        bluesky fellas did manage to send adobe reeling, that’s something we can all aspire to do

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  • HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I really hate it when corporate Twitter accounts try to be quirky. Wendy’s trolling McDonald’s was funny for a bit but even that got old and I blame it for making this sort of thing common.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They realized that cringe increases engagement via hate-sharing.

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected to my phone, then I instinctively said, loudly:

    “BOMB PLANTED”

    Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.

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    • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No wonder airport guards started to break into the toilet after I gave birth to a fist-wide log screaming the same in a sudden mix of terror and glee.

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shut the fuck up, brand!

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  • umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Parody account

    …Basically indistinguishable from any regular Twitter account. Why did Elon want these accounts labeled, again?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What exactly is it supposed to be a parody of?

      Just because someone uses it to try to be funny, does not make it parody. It doesn’t make it sarcasm. It doesn’t make it ironic. People love to use all of those incorrectly.

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      • lud@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Rick Ashley I assume.

        I guess they were a parody account of him earlier but they changed their mind later.

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      • sowitzer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s a lot of schadenfreude you have there. Maybe work on your cultural literacy.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You know why

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  • TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coins!

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    • original_reader@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      !outside@lemmy.world

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    • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I battle with the evil ways
      I travel far and try and save
      Sorry, but your princess isn’t here

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  • Iapar@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “lol”

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    • Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Absolute value of o

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      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        big o notation

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can almost see the grey face of the marketing intern shuffling out of another pointless meeting to write this, debating whether their health insurance would cover jumping out of the building window.

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    • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They tried to say this wouldn’t work, but Bob the PM thinks its great and has ordered you to put it through. His only concession to your warning was “well, add an ‘lol’ or something to make it sound gamery”.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is the real reason they’re so obsessed with AI…

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      • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And fire the intern and let them die uninsured.

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  • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    10 health from dinner? Unless my max health is like, 40 or less that’s just rude.

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  • asmoranomar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No. But I do sing the victory fanfare tune from final fantasy every time I do some small thing. Wash dishes? Victory! Laundry? Victory! Cook dinner? Victory! Take a shot? Victory!

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    • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh. Oh I’m not the only one. I’m not even an avid FF player; I just played some of the remakes on DS.

      The victory tune is burned into my brain, as well as the Chocobo theme.

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      • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ohhhh man I love the Chocobo Theme, and have also played like zero FF games besides XV, which was dogshit. But one of the teammates sings this cute little in-game ad jingle that uses the Chocobo theme, so I hear him singing it in my head every now and then.

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    • Contemporarium@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s lame as fuck dude

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      • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Feel free to keep your soggy opinion to yourself

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      • GenerationII@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m curious as to why you think it’s “lame as fuck”. Does it harm you? Does it harm them? Does it fucking harm anybody? Does it just seem like a quickly little weird thing that you don’t do but others might? One of those answers is correct

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      • Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As is your existence.

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      • pishadoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Haters on here but yeah, it’s lame.

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    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is awesome. I still remember that tune from when I played it. Funny how some people think positivity and imagination aren’t excellent things. You keep doing you! And I’m definitely going to be copying your idea!

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok, if you have a lot of dishes to wash by hand, you deserve a fucking fanfare from final fantasy. That shit is hardwork.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” but censors out the author credit of the clever post.

    Screenshot of Twitter. Tweet by @GooglePlay made on March 13th, 2024 reads “Gaming really changes your life lol anyone else out here yelling +10 HEALTH when they finish dinner?” A reply tweet by user @RickAstleyGamin (which was scribbled out in the screenshot OP posted) simply reads “no”.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I didn’t find the original. I’m glad you did, I’ll edit the post!

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Very cool of you! Thanks.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think any video game character YELLS their active effects at us…

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ever since the 80’s, I can’t close my eyes without seeing falling tetriminos 😔

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I take “Thing that didn’t happen” for 500, Alex.

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    (cricket chirps, but halfway through stops, sees who’s talking, and quietly leaves.)

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  • original_reader@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For a proper plate of pasta you should at least get +40. If you cooked it yourself maybe even +1 skill point. If you fed someone, “you are now friends”.

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually cannot stop hearing the MGS everytime I type a !

    For reference

    youtu.be/axyXUJqW7rI

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  • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    remember that sonic thread?

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    • RedStrider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are those the MSCHF boots???

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  • LumpyPancakes@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, but now I’m half the Wolfenstein chicken dinner sound in my head…

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