I really hate it when corporate Twitter accounts try to be quirky. Wendy’s trolling McDonald’s was funny for a bit but even that got old and I blame it for making this sort of thing common.
Don't be Evil
Submitted 1 month ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 1 month ago
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They realized that cringe increases engagement via hate-sharing.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
[deleted]altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
No wonder airport guards started to break into the toilet after I gave birth to a fist-wide log screaming the same in a sudden mix of terror and glee.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shut the fuck up, brand!
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Parody account
…Basically indistinguishable from any regular Twitter account. Why did Elon want these accounts labeled, again?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
What exactly is it supposed to be a parody of?
Just because someone uses it to try to be funny, does not make it parody. It doesn’t make it sarcasm. It doesn’t make it ironic. People love to use all of those incorrectly.
lud@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Rick Ashley I assume.
I guess they were a parody account of him earlier but they changed their mind later.
sowitzer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That’s a lot of schadenfreude you have there. Maybe work on your cultural literacy.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You know why
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 month ago
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coins!
original_reader@lemm.ee 1 month ago
!outside@lemmy.world
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I battle with the evil ways
I travel far and try and save
Sorry, but your princess isn’t here
HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I can almost see the grey face of the marketing intern shuffling out of another pointless meeting to write this, debating whether their health insurance would cover jumping out of the building window.
Serinus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They tried to say this wouldn’t work, but Bob the PM thinks its great and has ordered you to put it through. His only concession to your warning was “well, add an ‘lol’ or something to make it sound gamery”.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
This is the real reason they’re so obsessed with AI…
HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
And fire the intern and let them die uninsured.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
10 health from dinner? Unless my max health is like, 40 or less that’s just rude.
asmoranomar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No. But I do sing the victory fanfare tune from final fantasy every time I do some small thing. Wash dishes? Victory! Laundry? Victory! Cook dinner? Victory! Take a shot? Victory!
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh. Oh I’m not the only one. I’m not even an avid FF player; I just played some of the remakes on DS.
The victory tune is burned into my brain, as well as the Chocobo theme.
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ohhhh man I love the Chocobo Theme, and have also played like zero FF games besides XV, which was dogshit. But one of the teammates sings this cute little in-game ad jingle that uses the Chocobo theme, so I hear him singing it in my head every now and then.
Contemporarium@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That’s lame as fuck dude
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Feel free to keep your soggy opinion to yourself
GenerationII@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’m curious as to why you think it’s “lame as fuck”. Does it harm you? Does it harm them? Does it fucking harm anybody? Does it just seem like a quickly little weird thing that you don’t do but others might? One of those answers is correct
pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Haters on here but yeah, it’s lame.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is awesome. I still remember that tune from when I played it. Funny how some people think positivity and imagination aren’t excellent things. You keep doing you! And I’m definitely going to be copying your idea!
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ok, if you have a lot of dishes to wash by hand, you deserve a fucking fanfare from final fantasy. That shit is hardwork.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” but censors out the author credit of the clever post.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I didn’t find the original. I’m glad you did, I’ll edit the post!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Very cool of you! Thanks.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think any video game character YELLS their active effects at us…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Ever since the 80’s, I can’t close my eyes without seeing falling tetriminos 😔
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I take “Thing that didn’t happen” for 500, Alex.
don@lemm.ee 1 month ago
(cricket chirps, but halfway through stops, sees who’s talking, and quietly leaves.)
original_reader@lemm.ee 1 month ago
For a proper plate of pasta you should at least get +40. If you cooked it yourself maybe even +1 skill point. If you fed someone, “you are now friends”.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 month ago
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
remember that sonic thread?
RedStrider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are those the MSCHF boots???
LumpyPancakes@lemm.ee 1 month ago
No, but now I’m half the Wolfenstein chicken dinner sound in my head…
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Meme showing a crab shooting lasers at something with the text: “Silence, Brand”
fossphi@lemm.ee 1 month ago
How much I missed this. The brands are gaining too much confidence again, we gotta start bullying them
Exusia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We do, regularly. Especially here!
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
bluesky fellas did manage to send adobe reeling, that’s something we can all aspire to do