SHAME.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  By the time RFK jr. is done, the vegetables will have a warning label for Haber–Bosch nitrogen and MAGA will insist their vegetables be grown on untreated human feces.

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  • ApeNo1@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, but what are electrolytes?

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe then, shitposting will finally become profitable.

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who in this day and age wouldn’t drink pasteurised milk?

  Besides like, properly stupid people, or people who think it’ll give them religious powers and other such nutters.

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  • maniel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Those who take horse medication to fire COVID… probably

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    • zephorah@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is likely more in the crunchy, no measles vax set of dipshits, not MAGA.

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  • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, RFK?

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  • GhiLA@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    dad, no

    “No, son. I can’t fulfill my destiny as Mooman any other way…”

    The Meatcanyon videos will be glorious.

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  • zephorah@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The word you’re looking for is dipshits.

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who drinks milk at all? I get a giant zit immediately after having some.

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    • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m lactose intolerant but I use a little bit of lactose-free, 0% fat milk for my coffee in the morning because the alternatives (almond or oat milk) just don’t taste as good with coffee.

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    • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Growing up I used to down pints of milk, couldn’t get enough of the stuff

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    • zephorah@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Half & half in coffee. We go very unprocessed and cook in my household. So I buy half and half which is just milk and cream. It’s delicious in coffee. It’s also ultra pasteurized. A little heat in the name of microbe death is great.

      Apart from that, milk is a cooking ingredient. Again, ultra pasteurized.

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    europeans

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    • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, we’ve got those who promise themselves health benefits from drinking raw milk. I have the impression that this is mostly prevalent in esoteric people, as usual with such stuff.

      But such beneficial claims of raw milk consumption appear to be not scientifically sound and are a myth.
      doi.org/10.1097/NT.0000000000000108

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      properly stupid people

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This study is 20 years old.

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  • angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen Europeans make the fact that Americans don’t generally drink unpasteurized milk into a “yanks dumb” thing

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can buy unpasteurized milk in europe in a supermarket ?

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  • Lennny@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Raw milk is silly…but also, now are the banned cheeses unbanned? Probably not cazu whatever the fuck, the Sardinian maggot cheese but there’s stuff like brie, but raw, that’s apparently yummy.

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    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Someone commented on Lemmy a whole ago that cheese with raw milk is different. Coles notes is the good bacteria out-competes the bad ones.

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• NounsAndWords@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think the best redirect would be to convince them to “self-pasteurize” their milk. You can make an entire ecosystem of grift products on the best home pasteurizers to avoid harmful toxins or whatever the current buzzword is.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can’t wait to hear some idiot say something like “I never get sick from raw milk. I just put the container in boiling water for a few seconds. So much safer than pasteurized.”

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    • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “It’s not that I’m against vaccines, it’s just that I want my body’s own antibodies to fight off the virus.”

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Counterpoint: this would prevent people who can be convinced to drink raw milk from getting listeria

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    • ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But you could also use it to separate them from their money, which is an even greater good.
      Also, it potentially keeps the people in their care who have no agency from getting listeria, which is up there with lining your pockets via virtuous con artistry in terms of moral virtue.

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    • beveradb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You incorrectly assume the grift products have to actually do anything. Just give them a few lights and a little fan at the back which spins for a few minutes to make it sound like it’s doing anything. Can be super cheap to make, it doesn’t even need a heating element!

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no man, you gotta just let evolution take its course.

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I believe with all my heart this will happen lol.

    Any problem or process that can be moved to the consumer

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• perishthethought@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More like

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  • blarth@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dear gen Z, raw dog means to fuck without a condom

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  • Szyler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dear boomer, words evolve.

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  • SirHery@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, they fuck their milk.

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    • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuck 'em right in the ass.

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The term has also been further bleached to just mean doing something raw, rough, hard.

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  • dance_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The sentiment still applies.

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  • jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and they’re about to find out what that means.

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  • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cringe.

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    • RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      exactly

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, we should have an image of the Germans who applied it to milk, pretty sure Pasteur did it for the booze and some other dudes were like “hey bro we did that same technique on milk and now way less Abbie’s die.”

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pasteur did it for the booze

    Make room Robin Williams, I have another hero for the top spot on my hero list.

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    • BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My man

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  • iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you for this! At least according to the Wikipedia article you’re right, and Pasteur invented the technique for wine. Beer came soon after, by others, but it was a long time until it was used on milk.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasteurization

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  • abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah I’ve read that he was researching why beer was spoiling, and he had done no research on milk whatsoever.

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  • AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This fun fact made me literally lol. Llol, if you will.

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• phx@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Meanwhile Charles Darwin looks on approvingly…

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  • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think it’s fair to attribute the bigoted dumpster fire of Social Darwinism to Darwin himself.

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Then Charles Dickens kicks Darwin in the balls.

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    • RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

      With civilians looking on in total awe

      The fight raged on for a century

      Many lives were claimed but eventually

      The champion stood, the rest saw their better

      Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tuberculosis bacteria:

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  • dance_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait you can get TB from milk?!

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Among other things. TB was one of the main reasons we started pasteurizing milk in the first place.

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So you know the “is this toothbrush approved by the dental association of America” line from Home Alone (approximate transcription)
  my new joke is asking “is this milk pasteurized?” in that voice

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  • LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Over here, we ask if the toothbrush is approved by Lemming of the BDA

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• zephorah@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Raw milk is a disease vector for H5N1 right now, and as been for most of the year.

  www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2405371. (Location for the sick worker in the article: Texas)

  Why it doesn’t matter so much for those of us not working directly with cows is pasteurization. In my household, we’ve since switched to ultra pasteurized in the cases we’ve not been doing that already, just to play safest.

  The more humans that catch H5N1, the more likely it is to take and make a vector out of humans.

  To be fair, it is often good to avoid processing your food. However this does not include the cleaning aspect of that food. Would you suddenly stop washing your fruits and vegetables? Flashing a little heat on the milk for safety is fine. It doesn’t create the milk equivalent of beef jerky or a ritz cracker. If you’ve ever spent any time in a milking barn, among cows, or seen the milking process you might not even drink milk after. You’ll want bacteria and virus death in your milk.

  But wait, Zeph, surely this process is only effective for bacteria, we’ve always been taught that the same means of death for bacteria don’t typically work on viruses. (Antibiotics). Pasteurization is it’s own thing.

  pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7169671/

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TF is “ultra-pasteurized”?

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    • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s the preferred method of Spinal Tap.

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Edward Jenner floating right next to him going “looks like it’s going to get more crowded in the afterlife.”

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• beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Darwin approves.

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