ApeNo1
@ApeNo1@lemm.ee
- Comment on Golden 4 months ago:
Later that evening at the local tavern.
“So then when it fails for the third time, he drinks a cup of acid, tips his hat to the crowd, and then collapses.”
“Haha! That’s gold!”
The tavern falls silent.
- Comment on I’ve been locked out of PayPal for years because of their mistake 4 months ago:
Except that you can …
- Comment on I’ve been locked out of PayPal for years because of their mistake 4 months ago:
Aussie here. One reason I use PayPal is for subscriptions (streaming services etc) to avoid the headache of updating credit card details in multiple places when I change bank, credit card renews, etc. just change it in PayPal once and every subscription keeps working.
- Comment on CAW 5 months ago:
Well he is wearing a plague mask.
- Comment on Microsoft's Emissions Spike 29% as AI Gobbles Up Resources 5 months ago:
“The clouds covered the sky, and the sun was choked off permanently. Solar power was but a memory, and an advanced society had depleted most other fuel sources. Surely now the machines would surrender.”
“Bio-electric, thermal, kinetic. All could be harnessed. Everything about the human body was built to extrude power, and they could be grown so easily.”
Didn’t think I would live long enough to see the Matrix become a plausible future.
- Comment on Praise Sheezus 6 months ago:
“You’re gonna need a bigger manger.”
- Comment on Pollen 7 months ago:
Didn’t Luke “pollinate” the Death Star as part of blowing it up.
- Comment on Bodycam: Woman Fails Miserably to Recite ABCs, Gets Arrested For DUI After Crashing Car 11 months ago:
Genuinely curious. Why are subjective field sobriety tests still done in the US versus roadside saliva drug tests or breathalysers for alcohol.
- Comment on Making rope part 1 1 year ago:
Fashions it into a noose.
Talking Bop-it Rope : “End it!”
Cop : “Give me that rope kid!”
Apologies. First thing that came to mind was that Robot Chicken sketch.
- Comment on Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? 1 year ago:
Guess it seems my method of dying will be at the hands of a serial killer that I approached and mistook for someone that I could ask for some cpp assistance.
- Comment on lemm.ee plans for mitigating image upload abuse 1 year ago:
I blocked botart from their instance as some pretty disturbing stuff was added in the last few days.
- Comment on Man Arrested After Injecting Chemical Under Neighbor's Door: Cops 1 year ago:
“The suspect has pled not guilty.”
I wonder what the argument will be. “I was just creepily injecting calming oils into the apartment with a syringe to help the baby sleep. Some other creepy person with a syringe must have injected the opioids.”
- Comment on Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate Grilled Cheese Sandwich- Ramsay Around The World 1 year ago:
I imagine it has received more views, attention, and longevity than a video of him competently making a toasted cheese sandwich would have. Whether deliberately made badly or a genuine stuff up who knows.
- Comment on This short video might ruin your day… 1 year ago:
He needs to show more passion.