Messiah Shark do do do do do do
Praise Sheezus
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No sta-bles do do do do do
Kill first born do do do do do
Cru-ci-fy do do do do do do
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Life, uh, finds a way.
dumbass@leminal.space 1 month ago
Jesus - I said I was coming back, I didn’t say as what.
dave@feddit.uk 1 month ago
“All female shark tank” is my new band name.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Coming soon on ABC!
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Happened at Cala Gonone Aquarium in Sardinia
NO WAY IT’S ON THE SAME ISLAND I LIVE ON
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
One of the three wise men is among us! He’s seen the signs. Now he must go bearing cans of tuna and gold doubloons.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s only shark Jesus if the baby is male, because that would be a miracle. If the baby is female, it’s just parthenogenesis
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So we need to rebuild the Parthenon?
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s blahaj
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lisan al gaib?
huquad@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Have we checked his midichlorian count?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In this analogy, humans are like Watto, then. Slave owners.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean our track record aint exactly spotless
Morphit@feddit.uk 1 month ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve heard legends of a taco made entirely out of dorito
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It’s most likely a she-shark, not a he-shark.
ApeNo1@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“You’re gonna need a bigger manger.”
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 month ago
I’m not proud to say that if this implied movie gets made, I’m going to go see it.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Alright who fucked the shark
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Owner has some explanations to do.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 month ago
What? I have already told you that I love sharks from the beginning!
Toes@ani.social 1 month ago
I’d like a DNA test to confirm they aren’t half human.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Amen. He had returned
NotSpez@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Jaws Dropping
Naal@hexbear.net 1 month ago
and when he came back they denied him
praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is this possible but humans? You know, by some weird conditions or something?
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
From my understanding, no. Source: SciShow on YouTube
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jesus shark, dim dim dim-dim dim-dim, Jesús shark,…
GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 1 month ago
how long until we get some sharksonas of our lord and saviour?
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
This is called parthenogenesis and is a known phenomenon, albeit rare in vertebrates. Some species, like the New Mexico whiptail, rely on it (all New Mexico whiptails are female).
Here is a paper from 2007 that talks about parthenogenesis in hammerhead sharks..
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The New Mexico whiptail is also an F1 hybrid. If they go extinct, you can make more by hybridizing a little striped whiptail and a western whiptail. In case anyone thought that ‘species’ was a solidly defined word.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Plug-in formulas
Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Laugh’s in mule
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 month ago
>F1 hybrid
youtu.be/gEzXrDL4F3k?t=4s
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wasn’t this also like the inciting incident for the original jurassic park movie?
Khanzarate@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah.
That one was dinosaurs changed gender to male, citing the frog DNA they completed the chain with as having that potential.
So what was supposed to be an all-female park to prevent reproduction became co-ed and then nature happened.
StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 1 month ago
No, in Jurassic Park African frogs are used as the genetic gap filler, these frogs (and therefore the dinosaurs) are able to change sex in same sex environents
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Man so jesus was real
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Genomic imprinting says no. It wouldn’t produce a fetus that is in congruence with the possibility of life. It could at most start growing and developing, but it would die in the womb. More akin to a tumor than to a baby.
Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 1 month ago
Interesting fact about the NM whiptail, they still need to have sex to reproduce for some reason, despite no gene swap occurring.
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And with our votes combined, we will push this good scoop to the top! Thanks, friend!