Messiah Shark do do do do do do
Praise Sheezus
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 10 months ago
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No sta-bles do do do do do
Kill first born do do do do do
Cru-ci-fy do do do do do do
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Life, uh, finds a way.
dumbass@leminal.space 10 months ago
Jesus - I said I was coming back, I didn’t say as what.
dave@feddit.uk 10 months ago
“All female shark tank” is my new band name.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Coming soon on ABC!
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Happened at Cala Gonone Aquarium in Sardinia
NO WAY IT’S ON THE SAME ISLAND I LIVE ON
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
One of the three wise men is among us! He’s seen the signs. Now he must go bearing cans of tuna and gold doubloons.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
It’s only shark Jesus if the baby is male, because that would be a miracle. If the baby is female, it’s just parthenogenesis
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So we need to rebuild the Parthenon?
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
It’s blahaj
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lisan al gaib?
huquad@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Have we checked his midichlorian count?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In this analogy, humans are like Watto, then. Slave owners.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean our track record aint exactly spotless
Morphit@feddit.uk 10 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve heard legends of a taco made entirely out of dorito
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
It’s most likely a she-shark, not a he-shark.
ApeNo1@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“You’re gonna need a bigger manger.”
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 10 months ago
I’m not proud to say that if this implied movie gets made, I’m going to go see it.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Alright who fucked the shark
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Owner has some explanations to do.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 10 months ago
What? I have already told you that I love sharks from the beginning!
Toes@ani.social 10 months ago
I’d like a DNA test to confirm they aren’t half human.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Amen. He had returned
NotSpez@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Jaws Dropping
Naal@hexbear.net 10 months ago
and when he came back they denied him
praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
[deleted]NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
From my understanding, no. Source: SciShow on YouTube
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jesus shark, dim dim dim-dim dim-dim, Jesús shark,…
GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 months ago
how long until we get some sharksonas of our lord and saviour?
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
This is called parthenogenesis and is a known phenomenon, albeit rare in vertebrates. Some species, like the New Mexico whiptail, rely on it (all New Mexico whiptails are female).
Here is a paper from 2007 that talks about parthenogenesis in hammerhead sharks..
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The New Mexico whiptail is also an F1 hybrid. If they go extinct, you can make more by hybridizing a little striped whiptail and a western whiptail. In case anyone thought that ‘species’ was a solidly defined word.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Plug-in formulas
Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Laugh’s in mule
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 10 months ago
>F1 hybrid
youtu.be/gEzXrDL4F3k?t=4s
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wasn’t this also like the inciting incident for the original jurassic park movie?
Khanzarate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah.
That one was dinosaurs changed gender to male, citing the frog DNA they completed the chain with as having that potential.
So what was supposed to be an all-female park to prevent reproduction became co-ed and then nature happened.
StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 10 months ago
No, in Jurassic Park African frogs are used as the genetic gap filler, these frogs (and therefore the dinosaurs) are able to change sex in same sex environents
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Man so jesus was real
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Genomic imprinting says no. It wouldn’t produce a fetus that is in congruence with the possibility of life. It could at most start growing and developing, but it would die in the womb. More akin to a tumor than to a baby.
Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 10 months ago
Interesting fact about the NM whiptail, they still need to have sex to reproduce for some reason, despite no gene swap occurring.
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And with our votes combined, we will push this good scoop to the top! Thanks, friend!