Messiah Shark do do do do do do
Praise Sheezus
Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 2 years ago
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No sta-bles do do do do do
Kill first born do do do do do
Cru-ci-fy do do do do do do
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Life, uh, finds a way.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 years ago
Jesus - I said I was coming back, I didn’t say as what.
dave@feddit.uk 2 years ago
“All female shark tank” is my new band name.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Coming soon on ABC!
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Happened at Cala Gonone Aquarium in Sardinia
NO WAY IT’S ON THE SAME ISLAND I LIVE ON
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 years ago
One of the three wise men is among us! He’s seen the signs. Now he must go bearing cans of tuna and gold doubloons.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
It’s only shark Jesus if the baby is male, because that would be a miracle. If the baby is female, it’s just parthenogenesis
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So we need to rebuild the Parthenon?
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
It’s blahaj
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lisan al gaib?
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Have we checked his midichlorian count?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 years ago
In this analogy, humans are like Watto, then. Slave owners.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean our track record aint exactly spotless
Morphit@feddit.uk 2 years ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve heard legends of a taco made entirely out of dorito
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
It’s most likely a she-shark, not a he-shark.
ApeNo1@lemm.ee 2 years ago
“You’re gonna need a bigger manger.”
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 years ago
I’m not proud to say that if this implied movie gets made, I’m going to go see it.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Alright who fucked the shark
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Owner has some explanations to do.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 years ago
What? I have already told you that I love sharks from the beginning!
Toes@ani.social 2 years ago
I’d like a DNA test to confirm they aren’t half human.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Amen. He had returned
NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Jaws Dropping
Naal@hexbear.net 2 years ago
and when he came back they denied him
praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
[deleted]NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
From my understanding, no. Source: SciShow on YouTube
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jesus shark, dim dim dim-dim dim-dim, Jesús shark,…
GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 2 years ago
how long until we get some sharksonas of our lord and saviour?
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
This is called parthenogenesis and is a known phenomenon, albeit rare in vertebrates. Some species, like the New Mexico whiptail, rely on it (all New Mexico whiptails are female).
Here is a paper from 2007 that talks about parthenogenesis in hammerhead sharks..
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The New Mexico whiptail is also an F1 hybrid. If they go extinct, you can make more by hybridizing a little striped whiptail and a western whiptail. In case anyone thought that ‘species’ was a solidly defined word.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Plug-in formulas
Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Laugh’s in mule
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 years ago
>F1 hybrid
youtu.be/gEzXrDL4F3k?t=4s
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wasn’t this also like the inciting incident for the original jurassic park movie?
Khanzarate@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah.
That one was dinosaurs changed gender to male, citing the frog DNA they completed the chain with as having that potential.
So what was supposed to be an all-female park to prevent reproduction became co-ed and then nature happened.
StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 2 years ago
No, in Jurassic Park African frogs are used as the genetic gap filler, these frogs (and therefore the dinosaurs) are able to change sex in same sex environents
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Man so jesus was real
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Genomic imprinting says no. It wouldn’t produce a fetus that is in congruence with the possibility of life. It could at most start growing and developing, but it would die in the womb. More akin to a tumor than to a baby.
Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 2 years ago
Interesting fact about the NM whiptail, they still need to have sex to reproduce for some reason, despite no gene swap occurring.
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And with our votes combined, we will push this good scoop to the top! Thanks, friend!