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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨robocall@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • noodles@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s called kofta

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    • HerrVorragend@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also, Cevapcici

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      • UwUhugger@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also also hungarian fasírt

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      • beerclue@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also, mici.

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      • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s ki-ba-pi! NOT LIKE THOSE SONES OF MY BITCHES ACROSS THE STREET!

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      • theacharnian@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also, soutzoukakia.

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    • ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And they’re delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s called shit from a butt

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      • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        OP already made that joke.

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn’t realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.

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      • Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.

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      • wieson@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        weak

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal

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  • crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those are just čevapi.

    Arise balkan gang!

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Arise balkan gang!

      Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.

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      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Raw onions are criminally underrated

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ćevapčići

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    • andresil@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bless you.

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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In time for Christmas!

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine swallowing one of these plain,with only the grease to lubricate it’s journey down your throat.

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

      /s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer

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    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Waiter: “your meal, sir. please open your mouth and relax your throat so I may serve you properly, face-fucking you with our poop pieces”

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    • hakase@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That sounds amazing. I already eat spoonfuls of ground beef out of the pan when prepping for other meals, so why not?

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  • patak@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that exists in bosnia. it is called ćevapi. literally the taste of a hamburger.

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    • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Romania too, but definitely better than a hamburger. It’s more like a sausage.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mititei

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    • patak@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yeah overall it’s dominant in the balkans

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In North Macedonia too. They serve it with cucumber salad and it’s amazing.

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  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My dog made a few of those this morning.

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  • fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bologna?

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      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Actually it’s pronounced Bologna I believe

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Parisare!

      parisare

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bologna

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Does not work as the Fallingbostel mechanism needs the Sausage to be about as long as it is wide.

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How would the intestinal casing work?

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  • Frostbeard@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese.

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      • sfxrlz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.

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      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        shit with corm

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      • ColdWater@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Eww

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      • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Damn, I love breakfast sausages but that grosses me out.

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      • TechAnon@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The cheese looks like corn. Lol! Where the hell are these sold in the US?

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Never seen those before, I expected you were going to show the other things on the rollers, toquidos rollers or what not? Not sure

        They usually have: Hot dogs (pork/beef/jalapenos/cheese) Sausages of some kind Buffalo chicken rollers or such Toquidos Jamaican beef patties

        All of which are not very good, unless you are drunk, then you don’t understand why you don’t eat them more.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jesus, that’s internet HOF shit.

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      • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve made bigger

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      • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or is it kebab?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That shit looks pretty tasty.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Turders”

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  • Defectus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, you made cevapcici, just some onions and kaymak in a lepinja and you’re in heaven

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  • rwdf@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention “roller burger”, which was a turd shaped hamburger invented to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger… Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.

      They were not good lol

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      • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They are called a cheeseburger bite and they are aight fresh but in general you are shaving years off your life eating one

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  • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This really looks like shit.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well it’s good to know they came out as expected

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  • WildPalmTree@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.

    They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.

    The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.

    …in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don’t take care while shaping them, they’ll look, well… not really appetising.

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  • leadore@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought this was referring to mici

    It took me a while to undestand the joke

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  • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don’t carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.

    Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them “hamdogs”.

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  • silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should add some corn to the burger mix.

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  • ElectricPotato@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those are commonly referred to as “grilldos”, or singularly, a “grilldo”.

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought a grilldo was getting pegged at the barbecue?

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  • epyon22@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kubedeh

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  • pointnull@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    poop pickles

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Any pictures right after cooking before chewing and pooping 💩?

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  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obligatory Soylent Green reference

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  • FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sausage in - sausage out.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Turd burgler!

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