Those are just čevapi.
Arise balkan gang!
turned them into their final form!
Submitted 5 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 5 months ago
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Arise balkan gang!
Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Raw onions are criminally underrated
slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ćevapčići
andresil@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 months ago
Bless you.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Imagine swallowing one of these plain,with only the grease to lubricate it’s journey down your throat.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Waiter: “your meal, sir. please open your mouth and relax your throat so I may serve you properly, face-fucking you with our poop pieces”
hakase@lemm.ee 5 months ago
That sounds amazing. I already eat spoonfuls of ground beef out of the pan when prepping for other meals, so why not?
patak@lemmy.world 5 months ago
lunarul@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Romania too, but definitely better than a hamburger. It’s more like a sausage.
patak@lemmy.world 5 months ago
yeah overall it’s dominant in the balkans
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 months ago
In North Macedonia too. They serve it with cucumber salad and it’s amazing.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
My dog made a few of those this morning.
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Bologna?
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Actually it’s pronounced Bologna I believe
lime@feddit.nu 5 months ago
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Bologna
Gladaed@feddit.org 5 months ago
Does not work as the Fallingbostel mechanism needs the Sausage to be about as long as it is wide.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
How would the intestinal casing work?
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 5 months ago
In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger
roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
shit with corm
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Eww
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Damn, I love breakfast sausages but that grosses me out.
TechAnon@lemm.ee 5 months ago
The cheese looks like corn. Lol! Where the hell are these sold in the US?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Never seen those before, I expected you were going to show the other things on the rollers, toquidos rollers or what not? Not sure
They usually have: Hot dogs (pork/beef/jalapenos/cheese) Sausages of some kind Buffalo chicken rollers or such Toquidos Jamaican beef patties
All of which are not very good, unless you are drunk, then you don’t understand why you don’t eat them more.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Jesus, that’s internet HOF shit.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve made bigger
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Or is it kebab?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That shit looks pretty tasty.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“Turders”
Defectus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ah, you made cevapcici, just some onions and kaymak in a lepinja and you’re in heaven
rwdf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention “roller burger”, which was a turd shaped hamburger invented to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger… Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.
They were not good lol
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They are called a cheeseburger bite and they are aight fresh but in general you are shaving years off your life eating one
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This really looks like shit.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well it’s good to know they came out as expected
WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.
They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.
The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.
lvxferre@mander.xyz 5 months ago
They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.
…in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don’t take care while shaping them, they’ll look, well… not really appetising.
leadore@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 months ago
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don’t carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.
Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them “hamdogs”.
silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 5 months ago
I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Should add some corn to the burger mix.
ElectricPotato@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Those are commonly referred to as “grilldos”, or singularly, a “grilldo”.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
I thought a grilldo was getting pegged at the barbecue?
epyon22@programming.dev 5 months ago
Kubedeh
pointnull@lemmy.world 5 months ago
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Any pictures right after cooking before chewing and pooping 💩?
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Obligatory Soylent Green reference
FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Sausage in - sausage out.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Turd burgler!
noodles@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
That’s called kofta
HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Also, Cevapcici
UwUhugger@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Also also hungarian fasírt
beerclue@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Also, mici.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s ki-ba-pi! NOT LIKE THOSE SONES OF MY BITCHES ACROSS THE STREET!
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Also, soutzoukakia.
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
And they’re delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~
robocall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s called shit from a butt
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
OP already made that joke.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn’t realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 5 months ago
POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.
wieson@feddit.org 5 months ago
weak
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal