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turned them into their final form!
Submitted 15 hours ago by robocall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
leadore@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 12 hours ago
Those are just čevapi.
Arise balkan gang!
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 11 hours ago
Arise balkan gang!
Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Raw onions are criminally underrated
noodles@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
That’s called kofta
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
And they’re delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~
idunnololz@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn’t realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.
wieson@feddit.org 10 hours ago
weak
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
My dog made a few of those this morning.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Ćevapčići
andresil@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang
WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
This really looks like shit.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Well it’s good to know they came out as expected
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 15 hours ago
rumba@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.
They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.
The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.
leadore@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
They came out all right at the end.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don’t carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.
Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them “hamdogs”.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 hours ago
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger
roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese.
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Damn, I love breakfast sausages but that grosses me out.
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Eww
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
shit with corm
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.
TechAnon@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
The cheese looks like corn. Lol! Where the hell are these sold in the US?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Never seen those before, I expected you were going to show the other things on the rollers, toquidos rollers or what not? Not sure
They usually have: Hot dogs (pork/beef/jalapenos/cheese) Sausages of some kind Buffalo chicken rollers or such Toquidos Jamaican beef patties
All of which are not very good, unless you are drunk, then you don’t understand why you don’t eat them more.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
Turd burgler!
lvxferre@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.
…in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don’t take care while shaping them, they’ll look, well… not really appetising.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 15 hours ago
Imagine swallowing one of these plain,with only the grease to lubricate it’s journey down your throat.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.
hakase@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
That sounds amazing. I already eat spoonfuls of ground beef out of the pan when prepping for other meals, so why not?
Agent641@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat
lime@feddit.nu 12 hours ago
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 hours ago
Bologna?
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Actually it’s pronounced Bologna I believe
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Bologna
Gladaed@feddit.org 12 hours ago
Does not work as the Fallingbostel mechanism needs the Sausage to be about as long as it is wide.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
How would the intestinal casing work?
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Some sausages
silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 10 hours ago
I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!
veganpizza69@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
They look horrible.
rwdf@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention “roller burger”, which was a turd shaped hamburger invented to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 hours ago
Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger… Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.
They were not good lol
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
They are called a cheeseburger bite and they are aight fresh but in general you are shaving years off your life eating one
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
Should add some corn to the burger mix.
ElectricPotato@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Those are commonly referred to as “grilldos”, or singularly, a “grilldo”.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 hours ago
I thought a grilldo was getting pegged at the barbecue?
epyon22@programming.dev 14 hours ago
Kubedeh
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Obligatory Soylent Green reference
wjrii@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 12 minutes ago
Any pictures right after cooking before chewing and pooping 💩?