super cool post
brains on autopilot
Submitted 1 month ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f9f6c7e4-d4e6-4a16-b574-c22648c5a207.jpeg
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lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 month ago
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Super cool comment lowleveldata
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 1 month ago
Super cool comment zloubida
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
I fumbled a threesome like this. I was balls to the wall fucked up on a green dragon tincture, three droppers full. I got a pic from two acquaintances kissing and was like “damn, seems like you both are having fun”. Wasn’t until later that that someone told me what they’re trying to do. Even later on I found out I may or may not be autistic.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I dunno man, I’ve watched too many movies where a couple of hotties seduce a dude and then it turns into horror. Don’t rule out that the acquaintances were just messing with you.
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
In this situation nah because a woman I started dating briefly around that time told me
Tap for spoiler
She had a threesome with one of the two women in the photo and another guy. Basically, this chick had a kink for dominating other women, watching and encouraging while they got fucked etc.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Remember, leave your money and cards at home. Just in case.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s okay man maybe they were trying to entrap you in a rape case
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Fellas help me out with that Lemmyrizz, what is the appropriate response if a girl sends you this
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits”Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
100%
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Absurd could be taken the wrong way though
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
"Better switch to a messaging app with end-to-end encryption if you want to share pictures like this signal.org/install"
Leg@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic “YEAH, BABY!”
This has worked for me literally every single time.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I usually drop to my hands and knees, panting with my tongue out and banging a fist on the floor.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You say ‘hubba hubba’.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.
Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it’s the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.
I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for grand moments you’d like to capture.
I don’t normally share my secret recipes.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight?
Cartoon NSFW
Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Bridget?
Bridget?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
Yes, the pic is after some reflection but that’s not a big issue, it can be flipped digitally
Prathas@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
This feels like the start to the movie Obsession.
nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 5 weeks ago
What’s the problem?
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can tell it’s real by the different font sizes
uin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or it could be stitched together
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 month ago
The iMessage app would still have the same font size throughout scrolling.