brains on autopilot

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can tell it’s real by the different font sizes

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  • uin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or it could be stitched together

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The iMessage app would still have the same font size throughout scrolling.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  super cool post

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  • zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Super cool comment lowleveldata

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    • AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Super cool comment zloubida

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• trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I fumbled a threesome like this. I was balls to the wall fucked up on a green dragon tincture, three droppers full. I got a pic from two acquaintances kissing and was like “damn, seems like you both are having fun”. Wasn’t until later that that someone told me what they’re trying to do. Even later on I found out I may or may not be autistic.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I dunno man, I’ve watched too many movies where a couple of hotties seduce a dude and then it turns into horror. Don’t rule out that the acquaintances were just messing with you.

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    • trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In this situation nah because a woman I started dating briefly around that time told me

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      She had a threesome with one of the two women in the photo and another guy. Basically, this chick had a kink for dominating other women, watching and encouraging while they got fucked etc.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Remember, leave your money and cards at home. Just in case.

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s okay man maybe they were trying to entrap you in a rape case

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    • trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wtf lol

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fellas help me out with that Lemmyrizz, what is the appropriate response if a girl sends you this

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  • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
    Btw, nice tits”

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      100%

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    "Better switch to a messaging app with end-to-end encryption if you want to share pictures like this signal.org/install"

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Absurd could be taken the wrong way though

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  • Leg@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic “YEAH, BABY!”

    This has worked for me literally every single time.

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I usually drop to my hands and knees, panting with my tongue out and banging a fist on the floor.

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You say ‘hubba hubba’.

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  • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.

    Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it’s the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.

    I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for grand moments you’d like to capture.

      I don’t normally share my secret recipes.

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight?

      Cartoon NSFW

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      Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bridget?

  Bridget?

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, the pic is after some reflection but that’s not a big issue, it can be flipped digitally

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• Prathas@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This feels like the start to the movie Obsession.

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• nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s the problem?

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