super cool post
brains on autopilot
Submitted 1 day ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f9f6c7e4-d4e6-4a16-b574-c22648c5a207.jpeg
Comments
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 day ago
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Super cool comment lowleveldata
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 1 day ago
Super cool comment zloubida
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
I fumbled a threesome like this. I was balls to the wall fucked up on a green dragon tincture, three droppers full. I got a pic from two acquaintances kissing and was like “damn, seems like you both are having fun”. Wasn’t until later that that someone told me what they’re trying to do. Even later on I found out I may or may not be autistic.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I dunno man, I’ve watched too many movies where a couple of hotties seduce a dude and then it turns into horror. Don’t rule out that the acquaintances were just messing with you.
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
In this situation nah because a woman I started dating briefly around that time told me
Tap for spoiler
She had a threesome with one of the two women in the photo and another guy. Basically, this chick had a kink for dominating other women, watching and encouraging while they got fucked etc.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
Remember, leave your money and cards at home. Just in case.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
It’s okay man maybe they were trying to entrap you in a rape case
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Fellas help me out with that Lemmyrizz, what is the appropriate response if a girl sends you this
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 23 hours ago
"Better switch to a messaging app with end-to-end encryption if you want to share pictures like this signal.org/install"
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
“I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits”Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
100%
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Absurd could be taken the wrong way though
Leg@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic “YEAH, BABY!”
This has worked for me literally every single time.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I usually drop to my hands and knees, panting with my tongue out and banging a fist on the floor.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.
Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it’s the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.
I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 23 hours ago
Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight?
Cartoon NSFW
Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for grand moments you’d like to capture.
I don’t normally share my secret recipes.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You say ‘hubba hubba’.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Bridget?
Bridget?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 23 hours ago
Yes, the pic is after some reflection but that’s not a big issue, it can be flipped digitally
Prathas@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
This feels like the start to the movie Obsession.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You can tell it’s real by the different font sizes
uin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Or it could be stitched together
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 day ago
The iMessage app would still have the same font size throughout scrolling.