answer me, gregory

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• RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How is there not a single Futurama reference in the comments? I thought we were all nerds?

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  • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i already did!

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• piccolo@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What ever you do, dont tell RFK about raw cockroach milk.

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are not many times I feel sorry for cockroaches, but setting RFK onto them would be one.

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• Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🎵 La cucaleche, la cucaleche 🎵

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• eldain@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m kindof a nimby when it comes do giant cockroach farms in my area, please don’t scale this up. Don’t make “oops 2 billion milkroaches have escaped” a thing.

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• Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I didn’t expect to see targeted content on Lemmy

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    GREG WE NEED ANSWERS

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    • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can’t spell egregious without Greg

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• glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this acquired similar to how cow milk is or more like almond milk?

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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Popped open the article to find out, and the answer is neither. The ‘milk’ is crystals collected by cutting open a particular kind of roach and extracting them from its brood sack.

    There’s a phrase I didn’t know I’d be using today.

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What a terrible day to be able to read.

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    • DudeDudenson@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wonder what kind of research goes in a lab where someone goes “what if we cut the grub from the pregnant cockroach and test to see it’s nutrition content?”

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  • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wondered the same, but do we really want to know?

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just read the other reply and I can now say no I wish I didn’t know.

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would’ve been useful knowledge while I was still living in the dorm…

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• phx@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why would cockroaches HAVE milk? They don’t nurse young or anything like that

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  • ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Cockroach milk is sourced from the Pacific Beetle cockroach, a type of roach that gives birth to live offspring and produces ‘milk’, which it feeds its embryos through a ‘brood sac’ (essentially a cockroach womb). There is, in fact, no actual ‘milking’ involved: scientists need to carve out the cockroach’s gut in order to access the milk, which is in the form of crystals.

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• misterwu@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who’s Greg? You mean Gaylord

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• nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would rather drink piss than cokroach milk

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In libertarian free market you won’t even know what you’re drinking. Just the prices.

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    • nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fuck

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would rather drink roach milk than cock piss

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• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I definitely assume that Palmetto Cheese is just ground-up palmetto bugs.

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• milkisklim@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man. I could have been milkisroach and not milkisklim

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• blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nope✌️

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And somehow, just as disgusting

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