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DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 day agoIt’s underground, how would a bird with a bagel get in there?
I heard it was an inside job, the bagel was already there at the facility! Then it was a piece of cake, or a whole bagel for a ferret that ran off with it into the particle collider - Where it got fried!
Maybe it got collided into a ferretbagelmonster in another timeline/parallel universe?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
your question is how did a bird get into a giant tunnel?
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Ferret. Easier to crawl in. It’s in there, I just checked .