I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Several weeks ago I came across this picture on the surreal memes. I giggled and saved it but did not expect the truth. I was indeed foolish for doubting the prophecy.

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Read it as ‘composting’ and it somehow worked for me.

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ‘compositing’ also works

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh shit. I didn’t realize that is wasn’t composting until I read your comment.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Country boys make do

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• Album@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good ole Dublin Ohio

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  • Sprinks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    how in the fuck have i lived in ohio all my life, central for the last decade, and not know about the field of corn sculptures. I feel like i need to turn in my ohio native card for my blasphemous corn ignorance.

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I used to live by them. They are weird.

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    • Album@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      IMO it’s in such a weird spot. Like all the years i drove by there wasnt even an inkling to get out of the car and… i dunno walk through it? it doesnt even look like a place youd want to sit.

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    • Spur4383@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Battelle will do a lot of things in central Ohio and no one Will pay attention…

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• Nollij@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The locals call it “cornhenge”

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• GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  my favorite part is that it’s clearly the outline of Pennsylvania on the shirt. I want one.

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  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A pa shirt or a corn statue

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    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well I’m someone else in Ohio and I want that shirt.

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• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Never stop corn posting.

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  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guess I won’t lmao

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• ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_of_Corn

  I’m very very amused that this is called “field of corn”. I mean of course it is, but that’s just very dryly funny to me.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A toothsome pun.

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• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I got my ass kicked at the corn graveyard and all I got was this stupid shirt”

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• dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve only ever heard the name Drew Toothpaste uttered on some insane hotdog show.

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  • outerspace@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    youtu.be/O_JrCU8F-vs

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• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn I forgot all about this guy.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And his wife Natalie Dee!

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