He is 13 and his wiki page has an early life section. ☠️
I don't know who The Rizzler is and Im not interested.
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perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 week ago
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
to be fair, it doesn’t have many sections at all, so this checks out 😄
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Madden San Miguel
June 4, 2012 (age 12) Frisco, Texas, U.S.Theres a lot to unpack from lil Gronks info there.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 week ago
12yo and already have a “controversies” section on the wiki page.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
an American youth football player
So, a 13-year-old with brain damage.
deathbird@mander.xyz 1 week ago
If this isn’t a sign of the decline in Wikipedia I don’t know what is. Like it’s not even his channel it’s his dad’s.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Why would that be a sign of wikipedia’s decline?
Should they not document a famous figure? It doesn’t matter whether it’s ridiculous or not, value judgement is not an encyclopedia’s place to do
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Baby Gronk is an actual person? I thought it was people making fun of baby yoda with a silly name.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 week ago
Oh man…remember when satire news publications had articles of bat boy on the front page because politics weren’t as absurd yet?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I miss those magazines. I love absurdity, and I’d beg my mom to buy them for me. She wouldn’t and said they were trash, and not real.
I know. Thats why I want them. I don’t want real news. I never asked her to buy a newspaper. I want to read how Bigfoot was caught bathing in a bird bath in northern Canada. Yes, I was 7, and knew the difference between this and reality. But I love absurd fake shit.
I spent the 90s watching pro wrestling where an undead wizard faught his own long lost brother, who was thought to be dead decades ago after the undead wizard burned his whole family alive inside the family owned funeral home. Turns out his brother was kept locked in a basement to hide his scars, and now wears a mask to hide his disfigured face. And somehow, because he was burned alive as a child, he now is able to summon fire, which is just as plausible as his brother being able to summon lightning.
I know most of you don’t watch pro wrestling. I get that it’s not for everyone. BUT! After reading that summery of an actual decades long storyline, if you EVER ask a fan of pro wrestling if they know it’s “fake”, you’re even dumber than you think we are.
Point is, I love these magazines, but at some point they gave up. They couldn’t be more absurd than real life.
Absurdity is dead.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
I understand the appreciation of the…“theatre” of wrestling, but I can’t get past how much it destroys their bodies. I don’t watch football either. I could watch fiction about both.
indigoviolet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
I’m under 20. I feel the same way.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 week ago
I’m 29 and same. I mean even if you understand what they mean they often sound ridiculous.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 week ago
We have reached the singularity. Congratulations.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 week ago
It’s me, I’m the Rizzler
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Rizzle me this, rizzle me that, who’s afraid of the big, Gronk bat?
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 week ago
Livvy Dun?
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 week ago
50s dude could uno-reverse card that shit by breaking out the slang from his own teen years. Get all the gens conversing this way in one thread just for pure chaos-sake.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 week ago
We definitely had ridiculous slang in the 89s and 90s, but the truth is I always felt like the media over-played it trying to sound cool. And when we’d over-play it amongst ourselves it was as a way to laugh at adults.
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? Cowabunga. Some of my favorite stuff had excessive references to skateboarding, roller blading, or other Xtreme sports (Hackers, anyone?) and that’s coming from a guy who used to be a part of that scene.
Maybe I’m wrong. If I am that wouldn’t be fetch.
baronvonj@lemmy.world 1 week ago
We definitely had ridiculous slang in the 80s and 90s,
Dude, it was radically tubular.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
I mean, cyberspace is at least a genuine term made by Gibson. The rest…
arotrios@lemmy.world 1 week ago
SARGE@startrek.website 1 week ago
I’m a simple man.
I see GROND
I upvote/compliment.
GROND
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
grond
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m glad k-smog and batboy made up and are flipping grunts together again.
Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Looks like Jabba the Hutt’s translater broke down again.
nesc@lemmy.cafe 1 week ago
Yes, baby gronk actually exists.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
We don’t even know who adult Gronk is.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Im sharing this only because i learned it and im forcing you to know too.
Robert James Gronkowski (born May 14, 1989) is an American former professional football tight end who played in the National Football League (NFL) for 11 seasons. Nicknamed “Gronk”, Gronkowski played nine seasons for the New England Patriots, then played his final two seasons for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Don’t worry we can’t understand this while we are still in school.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 week ago
At least “curtains for” would mean something to him though.
can@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I like purple stuff
Godnroc@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Mr.Rizzlectric, send this gyatt to the skibidi dimension and have him Ohio’d.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Fo rizzle
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
I am 40 and I know who The Rizzler is.
It’s me. Because I’ve got a bussin’ gyatt. Don’t think so? That would be Ohio, fr fr. ONG I got that skibidi rizz.
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Is this what having a stroke feels like?
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 week ago
I think that’s just a bad trip on some hallucinogen or six
CubeOfCheese@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Buddy here’s goated with the sauce lk
msage@programming.dev 1 week ago
no cap
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 week ago
on god, fr fr
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Agh i am having to fight my instincts to downvote and I’m not even a prescriptivist dammit. When did I get so old.
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
My phone keyboard can’t comprehend what I’m about to write, looks like I’m on my own…
Aren’t rizz and gyatt separate though? Isn’t it that you want to have one of them, either rizzin or using that bussin’ gyatt, as you put it? Or is it that “skibidi rizz” is the gyatt, because skibidi=toilet? Am I reading into it too much?
lime@feddit.nu 1 week ago
kola NO