He is 13 and his wiki page has an early life section. ☠️
I don't know who The Rizzler is and Im not interested.
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perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 month ago
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
to be fair, it doesn’t have many sections at all, so this checks out 😄
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Madden San Miguel
June 4, 2012 (age 12) Frisco, Texas, U.S.Theres a lot to unpack from lil Gronks info there.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
12yo and already have a “controversies” section on the wiki page.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
an American youth football player
So, a 13-year-old with brain damage.
deathbird@mander.xyz 1 month ago
If this isn’t a sign of the decline in Wikipedia I don’t know what is. Like it’s not even his channel it’s his dad’s.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Why would that be a sign of wikipedia’s decline?
Should they not document a famous figure? It doesn’t matter whether it’s ridiculous or not, value judgement is not an encyclopedia’s place to do
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Baby Gronk is an actual person? I thought it was people making fun of baby yoda with a silly name.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Oh man…remember when satire news publications had articles of bat boy on the front page because politics weren’t as absurd yet?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I miss those magazines. I love absurdity, and I’d beg my mom to buy them for me. She wouldn’t and said they were trash, and not real.
I know. Thats why I want them. I don’t want real news. I never asked her to buy a newspaper. I want to read how Bigfoot was caught bathing in a bird bath in northern Canada. Yes, I was 7, and knew the difference between this and reality. But I love absurd fake shit.
I spent the 90s watching pro wrestling where an undead wizard faught his own long lost brother, who was thought to be dead decades ago after the undead wizard burned his whole family alive inside the family owned funeral home. Turns out his brother was kept locked in a basement to hide his scars, and now wears a mask to hide his disfigured face. And somehow, because he was burned alive as a child, he now is able to summon fire, which is just as plausible as his brother being able to summon lightning.
I know most of you don’t watch pro wrestling. I get that it’s not for everyone. BUT! After reading that summery of an actual decades long storyline, if you EVER ask a fan of pro wrestling if they know it’s “fake”, you’re even dumber than you think we are.
Point is, I love these magazines, but at some point they gave up. They couldn’t be more absurd than real life.
Absurdity is dead.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I understand the appreciation of the…“theatre” of wrestling, but I can’t get past how much it destroys their bodies. I don’t watch football either. I could watch fiction about both.
indigoviolet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I’m under 20. I feel the same way.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 month ago
I’m 29 and same. I mean even if you understand what they mean they often sound ridiculous.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We have reached the singularity. Congratulations.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 month ago
It’s me, I’m the Rizzler
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Rizzle me this, rizzle me that, who’s afraid of the big, Gronk bat?
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 month ago
Livvy Dun?
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 month ago
50s dude could uno-reverse card that shit by breaking out the slang from his own teen years. Get all the gens conversing this way in one thread just for pure chaos-sake.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We definitely had ridiculous slang in the 89s and 90s, but the truth is I always felt like the media over-played it trying to sound cool. And when we’d over-play it amongst ourselves it was as a way to laugh at adults.
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? Cowabunga. Some of my favorite stuff had excessive references to skateboarding, roller blading, or other Xtreme sports (Hackers, anyone?) and that’s coming from a guy who used to be a part of that scene.
Maybe I’m wrong. If I am that wouldn’t be fetch.
baronvonj@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We definitely had ridiculous slang in the 80s and 90s,
Dude, it was radically tubular.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I mean, cyberspace is at least a genuine term made by Gibson. The rest…
arotrios@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SARGE@startrek.website 1 month ago
I’m a simple man.
I see GROND
I upvote/compliment.
GROND
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
grond
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m glad k-smog and batboy made up and are flipping grunts together again.
nesc@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Yes, baby gronk actually exists.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We don’t even know who adult Gronk is.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Im sharing this only because i learned it and im forcing you to know too.
Robert James Gronkowski (born May 14, 1989) is an American former professional football tight end who played in the National Football League (NFL) for 11 seasons. Nicknamed “Gronk”, Gronkowski played nine seasons for the New England Patriots, then played his final two seasons for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Don’t worry we can’t understand this while we are still in school.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 month ago
At least “curtains for” would mean something to him though.
can@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I like purple stuff
Godnroc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mr.Rizzlectric, send this gyatt to the skibidi dimension and have him Ohio’d.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Fo rizzle
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I am 40 and I know who The Rizzler is.
It’s me. Because I’ve got a bussin’ gyatt. Don’t think so? That would be Ohio, fr fr. ONG I got that skibidi rizz.
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Is this what having a stroke feels like?
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
I think that’s just a bad trip on some hallucinogen or six
CubeOfCheese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Buddy here’s goated with the sauce lk
msage@programming.dev 1 month ago
no cap
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 month ago
on god, fr fr
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Agh i am having to fight my instincts to downvote and I’m not even a prescriptivist dammit. When did I get so old.
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
My phone keyboard can’t comprehend what I’m about to write, looks like I’m on my own…
Aren’t rizz and gyatt separate though? Isn’t it that you want to have one of them, either rizzin or using that bussin’ gyatt, as you put it? Or is it that “skibidi rizz” is the gyatt, because skibidi=toilet? Am I reading into it too much?
lime@feddit.nu 1 month ago
kola NO