He is 13 and his wiki page has an early life section. ☠️
I don't know who The Rizzler is and Im not interested.
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perishthethought@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
to be fair, it doesn’t have many sections at all, so this checks out 😄
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Madden San Miguel
June 4, 2012 (age 12) Frisco, Texas, U.S.Theres a lot to unpack from lil Gronks info there.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 weeks ago
12yo and already have a “controversies” section on the wiki page.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
an American youth football player
So, a 13-year-old with brain damage.
deathbird@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
If this isn’t a sign of the decline in Wikipedia I don’t know what is. Like it’s not even his channel it’s his dad’s.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Why would that be a sign of wikipedia’s decline?
Should they not document a famous figure? It doesn’t matter whether it’s ridiculous or not, value judgement is not an encyclopedia’s place to do
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Baby Gronk is an actual person? I thought it was people making fun of baby yoda with a silly name.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
Oh man…remember when satire news publications had articles of bat boy on the front page because politics weren’t as absurd yet?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I miss those magazines. I love absurdity, and I’d beg my mom to buy them for me. She wouldn’t and said they were trash, and not real.
I know. Thats why I want them. I don’t want real news. I never asked her to buy a newspaper. I want to read how Bigfoot was caught bathing in a bird bath in northern Canada. Yes, I was 7, and knew the difference between this and reality. But I love absurd fake shit.
I spent the 90s watching pro wrestling where an undead wizard faught his own long lost brother, who was thought to be dead decades ago after the undead wizard burned his whole family alive inside the family owned funeral home. Turns out his brother was kept locked in a basement to hide his scars, and now wears a mask to hide his disfigured face. And somehow, because he was burned alive as a child, he now is able to summon fire, which is just as plausible as his brother being able to summon lightning.
I know most of you don’t watch pro wrestling. I get that it’s not for everyone. BUT! After reading that summery of an actual decades long storyline, if you EVER ask a fan of pro wrestling if they know it’s “fake”, you’re even dumber than you think we are.
Point is, I love these magazines, but at some point they gave up. They couldn’t be more absurd than real life.
Absurdity is dead.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I understand the appreciation of the…“theatre” of wrestling, but I can’t get past how much it destroys their bodies. I don’t watch football either. I could watch fiction about both.
indigoviolet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
I’m under 20. I feel the same way.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
I’m 29 and same. I mean even if you understand what they mean they often sound ridiculous.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We have reached the singularity. Congratulations.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
It’s me, I’m the Rizzler
lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Rizzle me this, rizzle me that, who’s afraid of the big, Gronk bat?
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Livvy Dun?
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
50s dude could uno-reverse card that shit by breaking out the slang from his own teen years. Get all the gens conversing this way in one thread just for pure chaos-sake.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We definitely had ridiculous slang in the 89s and 90s, but the truth is I always felt like the media over-played it trying to sound cool. And when we’d over-play it amongst ourselves it was as a way to laugh at adults.
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? Cowabunga. Some of my favorite stuff had excessive references to skateboarding, roller blading, or other Xtreme sports (Hackers, anyone?) and that’s coming from a guy who used to be a part of that scene.
Maybe I’m wrong. If I am that wouldn’t be fetch.
baronvonj@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We definitely had ridiculous slang in the 80s and 90s,
Dude, it was radically tubular.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I mean, cyberspace is at least a genuine term made by Gibson. The rest…
arotrios@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
SARGE@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
I’m a simple man.
I see GROND
I upvote/compliment.
GROND
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
grond
ceenote@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’m glad k-smog and batboy made up and are flipping grunts together again.
Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Looks like Jabba the Hutt’s translater broke down again.
nesc@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
Yes, baby gronk actually exists.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We don’t even know who adult Gronk is.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Im sharing this only because i learned it and im forcing you to know too.
Robert James Gronkowski (born May 14, 1989) is an American former professional football tight end who played in the National Football League (NFL) for 11 seasons. Nicknamed “Gronk”, Gronkowski played nine seasons for the New England Patriots, then played his final two seasons for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Don’t worry we can’t understand this while we are still in school.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
At least “curtains for” would mean something to him though.
can@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I like purple stuff
Godnroc@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Mr.Rizzlectric, send this gyatt to the skibidi dimension and have him Ohio’d.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Fo rizzle
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
I am 40 and I know who The Rizzler is.
It’s me. Because I’ve got a bussin’ gyatt. Don’t think so? That would be Ohio, fr fr. ONG I got that skibidi rizz.
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Is this what having a stroke feels like?
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
I think that’s just a bad trip on some hallucinogen or six
CubeOfCheese@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Buddy here’s goated with the sauce lk
msage@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
no cap
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
on god, fr fr
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Agh i am having to fight my instincts to downvote and I’m not even a prescriptivist dammit. When did I get so old.
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
My phone keyboard can’t comprehend what I’m about to write, looks like I’m on my own…
Aren’t rizz and gyatt separate though? Isn’t it that you want to have one of them, either rizzin or using that bussin’ gyatt, as you put it? Or is it that “skibidi rizz” is the gyatt, because skibidi=toilet? Am I reading into it too much?
lime@feddit.nu 4 weeks ago
kola NO