I expected way more acne
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn’t have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair
iii@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Lol, that cup is legitimately so small…
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously
pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
That would probably be a “small” at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they’re on a “diet”. Generally everyone gets a large, which looks like this here: www.gettyimages.com/detail/…/145545668
pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
medium maccas coke here … that i randomly had laying around <_<
there’s a large which is marginally bigger, but no super size or anything
nthavoc@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
He should also be leaning back in chair and getting said drink and food all over his shirt. Leaning over like that to drink is just too much effort. If the chair does not lean back, then some of those wheels should be off the floor to accommodate leaning.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!
I’ll sit at a drive thru
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter
Everything is mega meal, super sized
“Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large
Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?”
“There’s room in the bag. Take it!”
“Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents!”
0x0@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
George Carlin said it best.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I think that’s a pretty generous 200 lbs.
dickalan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
All joking aside, I think the vegetables on an In-N-Out burger ruin it
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
PSA, get chopped chilis on your burger next time if you like spicy food. It’s a game changer. Whole grilled onion is also king shit.
dickalan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hell, yeah brother thank you
trolololol@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Yep it’s so unfair that fashion uses unattainable levels of beauty every time. This is the equivalent of the anorexic model wearing high fashion on the cat walk to sell eye liners.