Lingering damage
Submitted 7 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Forbidden fleshlight
sgbrain7@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Glad to know I’m not the only one whose mind went down the gutter.
rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
JD Vance approved!
psmgx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Looks like my arteries
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Am I the only one who thought of a Sea Lamprey?
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Aren’t you also clogging the city pipes?
Maalus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Of course you are. But people who ruin other people’s property already don’t give two shits about others.
dditty@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Yeah this causes “fatbergs” which wreak havoc on city pipes. I get frustrated when I see memes like this condoning willful property damage bc not only is it stupid and it hurts other people besides the landlord, but even if the landlord has to shoulder costly repairs for plumbing inside their unit, they’re definitely going to pass those costs on to their tenants (either immediately or over time) so this could also contribute to rent hikes.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Not if the substance is a liquid at room temperature.
Pouring hot bacon grease down the drain will do that, because the bacon grease is only a liquid when it’s hot.
Something like olive oil isn’t going to clog pipes.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 7 months ago
POV: You’re a salty dumb fuck who feels like wasting vegetables oil
GiveMemes@jlai.lu 7 months ago
POV: you’re reading the comment of somebody that doesn’t cook for themselves
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Clearly you’re the one who doesn’t cook if you don’t know what to do with used oil
absentbird@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Why waste the oil? Turn it into gravy, or mayonnaise, or store it to sell to a recycling center that will turn it into biofuel.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 months ago
Landlord detected, humanity rejected.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Just pour latex house paint down the drains, whats this baby tier “grease” bullshit.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Until your toilet stops up and floods dookie all over your stuff a week later
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You know what will cover up that dookie damage? latex house paint. Solves all your problems.
Backlog3231@reddthat.com 7 months ago
You should read about fatbergs before doing this though.
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 7 months ago
Yeah, I get that people feel like they have so little control over their lives that they feel the need to generally be passive aggressive assholes to people they deem unworthy, but this is just an overall dick move. Having working public/municipal plumbing is a good thing.
Backlog3231@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Yeah. If it only impacted your landlord that would be one thing, but you’re potentially ruining the entire municipal plumbing system.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Posts like this feel like the modern equivalent to the USA distributing subterfuge instructional pamphlets in the USSR.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 months ago
Sure bro, the foreign government conspiracy to affect the average profitability of landlords by 2%
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Lmao yeah what massive aggressive dictatorship has a history of anti-landlord rhetoric and frequent only propoganda campaigns, especially on Lemmy?
Can’t think of a single one. Nope. No ringers.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I mean, what else am I supposed to do with it?
… No really, I’m asking.
weker01@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
If it’s not that much: soak it in a paper towel and throw that away. For frying: put it back in the bottle and throw that away if the oil is spend.
socsa@piefed.social 7 months ago
Pour it into a bottle and throw it in the trash
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Put it in a jar or can and put it on the compost or garbage
Entropywins@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Chug it or put in old bottle or jar and throw in the trash.
kofe@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Rather than throwing it away, you may have free options for recycling nearby, too. My county has a pretty robust program for residents available with regular recycling and hazardous waste like oil or paint in certain locations. There’s sometimes restrictions and sorting required from customers, but it’s usually pretty straight forward if you look it up
JulyTheMonth@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Civilized countries have collection stations for oil often at the same place you go for recycling.
Zacryon@feddit.org 7 months ago
Tell the US government about it. Then they will bring you democracy and liberate you from the oppressive oil.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If its oil, you might be able to donate it to a home diesel user
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
If it’s something like bacon / beef grease just let it congeal in the pan then scrape it out into the garbage can.
woodenskewer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If you don’t know someone that burns old oil put it in an old container and throw it away in the trash.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Life should have these splash screens whenever you fall asleep.
Opisek@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My insomnia will be like a long loading game that has two or three repeating tips for each loading screen.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Like shitty life pro tips, sleep edition.
YeetPics@mander.xyz 7 months ago
It will also make life just a smidge harder for every tenant after you. But if it helps you feel better, fuck 'em.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 months ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
SLPT: Pouring hot bacon grease works faster, if you’re in a rush…
Kalkaline@leminal.space 7 months ago
Bacon grease? Just go to the local Mexican grocery store and get a tub of lard, liquefy it in a large stock pot and hit the pipes in the bathrooms as well. Flush some tampons and paper towel down the toilet behind them. You want to do it right.
over_clox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Make sure they’re not your own tampons, don’t want them tracking your
DNApregnancy status…
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Ok calm down Satan, I still have to live here in the near future
sgbrain7@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Additional tip: If you’re a traditional artist, your acrylic and oil paint should be even more effective :D
sgbrain7@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Don’t worry by the way; I know that this is a really bad idea. Source: Every art classroom I’ve been in has had at least one clogged sink at all times.
CynicusRex@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Like a kid’s temper tantrum, vandalism won’t improve society whatsoever. Fight the rich with wit, wisdom, and relentless ridicule.
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 7 months ago
As far as I know oil is ok. It’s liquid even when cold. But lard or grease will clump in cold water.
The best thing to do is save your used grease in a can and put it in the compost or garbage bin
Donkter@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Alternative : save your grease in a jar and heat it up and pour it down the sink the moment your slumlord increases your rent and prices you out of the building.
bustAsh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I use Ghee or Tallow when cooking. Both are solid at room temperature. I wait for the left over grease to cool down, and wipe it up with a paper towel. Easy peasy.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Bacon grease is a good example of something you freeze in an old can to throw away.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Can also be used to make homemade fire starter if you’re going camping. Mix it with wood pulp till you get a dry paste.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 7 months ago
No it’s not. Use lard or other animals fat, beef fat is the worst.
MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Wait you’re not supposed to do that
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Make it vegetable shortening
saigot@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
realistically your only hurting the person that lives there next. Even when it eventually becomes too big a problem to ignore that’ll prompt the landlord to hastily cover it up and sell it. And you are also hurting the city pipes as well which costs everyone money.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Start a fire. Got it.
saigot@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
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