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Don’t fall for it

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look at all the stuff in your house. That’s not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

    Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      IMinimalTable is not compatable with your current floor.

      iMinimalTable 2 will not be compatable with your iMinimalTable floor, but you will be able to buy an adapter for only $99.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Minimalism is very uncapitalistic, so it’s communism.

    We all need razors with dozen blades, skin caring pads infused with calming herbs, massaging vibration and small uplifting speaker that tells how good person you are and how beautiful day it is.

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      AND FOUR MOTORCYCLES

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      • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        YOU GOTTA CRANC YOUR HOG SOMEHOW

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Communism is just state enforced minimalism.

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  • astronot@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But I want more less

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    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      is it the same as I wanted less more?

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      • astronot@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        More or less

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I genuinely want more less but i seem to always end up with more more.
      I’m just a hobby collector who tends to hold on to all the bits that are associated with them. 😒

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      less is more

      no really

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Best I can do is less more

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      • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Deal

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can’t sell more or less, they’re both open source.

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    • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If it’s published under GPL which I think is the case, everyone is free to use it commercially and sell it. If someone is willing to pay for it, is a different story. ;)

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  • JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Except for when it is used to underhandedly sell consumers unrepairable laptops cause visible screws don’t count as minimalistic

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  • silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big if true

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  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And what is brutalism?

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ugly

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  • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The only winning move is not too buy

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  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This made me laugh an unreasonable amount. I needed this after everything. Thank you.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re welcome. Glad I could help.

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  • CatZoomies@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The sacred texts! Is this why Payless Shoes is no longer around? Because we minimated them?

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    • GhiLA@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shitty Walmart shoes got slightly less shitty.

      Namebrands got worse.

      Why pay $80 for Vans when there’s a clone at Walmart for $35 that are made just as bad? If everything sucks anyway, why pay $80?

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look around your space.
    All that stuff used to be money which you traded your finite time for.

    Was it worth it?

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Um, worth more than hoarding money? probably, yeah.

      Treat tomorrow-you as an expense for today-you, but also don’t forget to live today.

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      • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Silence, Stilgar.
        You will never know enough money to be able to consider it hoarding in the first place.
        There are other things to trade for than useless trinkets.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In the end everyone gets infinite less starting instantly the moment you stop having less more. When it happens to you, everyone you know is deeply saddened for a tiny amount of time compared the infinity of your new none conditional situation.

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