Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

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• Dirk@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Entropee

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thank you for shining a light on this practical solution.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is like the electronic version of the human centipede…

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a great way to explain what is going on with thermodynamics

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s the same as the windmill I installed on my EV so it charges when I drive it.

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  • assembly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I use my neighbors hose to power a water wheel for infinite energy. No one knows where the water comes from but i assume it’s free.

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• Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your house can run??

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  • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fastest house in the galaxy. She did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

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    • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had some par sex.

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Technically a house

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    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But … but parsec is an unit to measure distance, not time.

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• rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Use the outlets of the neighbouring house for a secound flashlight for every solar charger. That guarantees an efficiency boost of up to 50%.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am trying very hard to understand how this amazing solution to the world’s energy problems counts as a shitpost.

  Frankly, I should just delete this post as inappropriate.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quick! File a patent!

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• Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guys, don’t fall for it… Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes… Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒

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• aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you want to generate Dark Matter, do this in reverse.

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You live inside a flashlight?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t?

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    • aniki@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      no…

      i mean yes

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put a generator on the wheel of an electric car.

  Put a fan infront of a wind turbine.

  Put a wave powered generator in a wave pool.

  Put an wireless charge-able device in a microwave (not tested yet, feel free to try)

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• SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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• yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wasn’t there a MythBusters episode that actually proved some troll logic worked?

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They did one with a fan blowing into a sail on a vehicle. They proved it can move you this way; but it’s nowhere near as fast or efficient as turning the fan the other way.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Busted out a Logitech solar kb, dead as a rock after a year in a box. Used my highest power flashlight to jump start it. Come at me!

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