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Anon falls in love

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

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      • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it’s a rare wholesome green text

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.

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    • Disgracefulone@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.

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  • Gnugit@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If someone is deaf from birth and gains hearing from implants later in life, you whisper in their ear and they can’t see your lips they won’t understand because they have never heard the audio before. Is this correct?

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    • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah. Unless she is only partially deaf or had hearing before and lost it, she won’t understand him.

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    • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In the beggining he said after a while she noticed or something like that so it means she had partial hearing loss.

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      • AccountMaker@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I figured that she noticed him visually, a shadow was cast or she saw movement. Anon also said that she heard her mom “for the first time” when she got the implant.

        Taking all this into account, while the greentext seems to have avoided the first label of homosexuality, the verity of the story nevertheless has to be put into question.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, but it’s not just deaf from birth people. Your brain has to wire itself to understanding the signals from the implant

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    • frazw@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How could you possibly know what a visual representation of a sound sounds like if you’ve never had the relationship between the two pointed out to you??

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      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If your whispered in their ear, then yes, if you’ve never heard English you can’t understand it

      I didn’t see that in the post - lip reading would still that gap nicely, as would signing and speaking at The same time

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

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    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

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      • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      losing the user manual is a bitch

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Deaf! Dumb! Blind?

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      • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But she sure plays a mean pinball.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

    Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

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    • nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      what if they’re both fat

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    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the real question is if it’s also gay too.

      dont ask me i don’t use four chan.

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    • Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also “she gave me her number.” And? Did you call her?

      (I guess I’m dating myself here because texting is a thing, but…)

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting

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    • psud@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She would have had to learn to hear, learn to speak. Perhaps she couldn’t understand them, perhaps all the meaning communicated was in sign language

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do you know he was a confidential informant?

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  • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is fake, but not gay.

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Turns out anon is a female

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      • Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t be silly, there are no women on the internet.

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    • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did Anon specify their gender?

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      • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        CAN I BE OFFENDED ON ANON’S BEHALF PLEASE

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      • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, I assumed it for a stupid joke.

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    • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh this is the gayest green text I’ve seen in long time /s

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

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  • sir_pronoun@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe it was a bit much to ask that during such an emotional moment? I mean, let the woman decide when she has her wits together…

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      don’t worry, greentexts are fiction

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      • sir_pronoun@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe my concern is fictional, too

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      WHO’S CUTTING ONIONS IN THE HOSPITAL?

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I never expect when greentexts hit right in the feels.

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    • Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

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  • sweetpotato@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is really cute, but the first thing you should’ve said to her was the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.

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    • TastyWheat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “So, as I was trying to say…”

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      • DeanFogg@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Come here often?

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To much word!

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    • Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Man love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Man say he love her.

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cry

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She scribbled her number on the note? What number was that?

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    • odium@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Phone number

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh okay

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      • Vivendi@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As someone who lives in a country where we still regularly use fucking landline, it’s amazing to me how far detached from this shit American Gen Z are

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    • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Deaddrop coordinates

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    • PlexSheep@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Primary key

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    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Combination to the chastity belt.

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  • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love wholesome greentexts

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “just a little better” probably an understatement

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  • i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aww 🥰

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shocking

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