sir_pronoun

@sir_pronoun@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should have been born a Limited Liability Corporation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In this timeline you find the actual truth in shitposts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone actually know what MAGA all agree they are getting out of all this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, let them be loved by MAGA if they want to, it’s not my kink, but no kink-shaming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon was mysterious⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, those are mysterious anal beads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone ever look at pictures of themselves as a child and feel no connection to them?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh be careful guys, everything you’ve been saying in here are clear symptoms of being replicants with fabricated memories!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you see it....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And here I thought DVI offered lossless signal transmission

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gottem⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only ones downvoting still feel the pain in their upper arms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reaches enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Crows -> Buddhism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This time it's for reals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Windows 10!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's the spot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more AI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So is it "It just works" or "Shit just works"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine a greasy old IT technician coming up to you, putting a finger on your lips and gently saying that after you gasped about the entangled mess of hundreds of Ethernet cables in the server room

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  YES cold smoke is so much worse than some standard feet in a semi-empty train car, also it’s actually bad for everyone’s health

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude it’s just socks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally agree with you, what’s the big deal? Those public seats are disgusting and absolutely rife with bacteria, there are studies on that. Some reasonably fresh socks (or bare feet) absolutely will not matter there. If anything, your feet will get dirty because somebody’s feces and urine are already on that seat. (they really are)

  And for the smell: alright, if there are a lot of people and your feet stink, that’s a no. But the smell usually isn’t great in public transport anyways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …it’s Scientology, isn’t it? It’s so sad I can barely tell the difference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Show him your Warhammer figurines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Official poster for "Superman" (2025)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg pls no stop it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In 2018, Macaulay Culkin recreated an iconic scene from Home Alone, 33 years later.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His full name is Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin now, though (for real.) It’s kind of disrespectful not to use it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid cuts to basic research, New Zealand [federal government] scraps all [funding] support for social sciences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jfc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨human anteaters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, I hope she realized that she should have a family with that guy. Those genes need preserving

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hugs her⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon loves his mom 💕

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can they??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I still don’t get it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't Putin receiving the same level of hate than people like Trump and Elon are?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Another fascinating question is why Netanjahu is receiving more hate in the West when they’re basically doing the same thing, only Putin has even less of a reason and is killing more people. (Ukrainians didn’t massacre Russian civilians or take them hostage, either)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does sunlight through UV-blocking windows warm you less than unfiltered sunlight?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It definitely heats your DNA less!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But thats all Dan Harmon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The real captcha is: you’re human only if seeing all those Zizeks makes you touch your nose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exclusive Images: Gory and Raunchy ‘Popeye’ Horror Movie Coming in Early 2025!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate this trend of sequels and remakes, but I’m here for gory horny Popeye lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to install my own OS on a "smart" TV? Is that a thing?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  STOP IT!! I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to install my own OS on a "smart" TV? Is that a thing?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for teaching me a new concept to be angry about, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yep, it's me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh don’t fight THAT battle in front of your children

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yep, it's me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …Warmth make wiggle house built from tiny building blocks of water?

  Come on, who can make it simpler?