Alfredo Linguini

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Mmmmm parts-per-million of delicious heat degraded plastic.

  If it is bending it is sheding tons.

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’m gonna level with y’all. I have a certain number of areas where my palate is reasonably sophisticated and bougie (a nice dry cider… perfection), but in many ways I have the palate of a latchkey kid in 1993. I love a dozen kinds of fast food, sugary breakfast cereals, and yeah, I prefer other recipes over it, but I’m write films of regular Kraft Mac and Cheese/Kraft Dinner.

  All of which is to tell you that I’m not sneering down from some Michelin-starred ivory tower when I say that Microwave bowls of Mac & Cheese are FUCKING DISGUSTING. Whatever combination of powdered milk and thickeners and Satan-snot they have to put into the bowls to make the process work at all is just nasty. It’s an abomination before the Lord.

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  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You can get like, cooked noodles with shredded, decent quality cheese, from some places delis, that are microwaveble and actually pretty decent…

    But yeah, the infinite shelf life, dry noodles and cheese powder, just add water… shit is disgusting when microwaved.

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  • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    My first thought when I saw the meme was more an Italian going ‘God No!! Why?!’

    Because the microwave bowls are abominations. Don’t get me wrong I will eat them but they are awful starchy water+ powder that really nails that chemical je ne sais quoi

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• No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Mmm that’s a spicy macaroni! 🤌

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