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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, a healthy gut fauna

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  • cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Help how do I give Lemmy Gold

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      We do not do that here. We do NOT give monetized awards or bring trite rituals here. SPRAY SPRAY

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    • Pacmanlives@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I believe they are called Winks on Lemmy

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Ladybug, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.

  Ladybug, Ladybug, Ladybug, Ladybug!

  Ladybug’s journey is distant, far and vast! To find his way out of a gay man’s ass! The road ahead is filled with danger and fright! But push onward Ladybug with all of your might!

  The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead! Don’t look back Ladybug, or you will soon be dead! Ladybug, Ladybug, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.

  Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way, there’s still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay! Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within! Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!

  Ladybug came to the stomach dark… Near the depths of the lungs and heart…

  Catatafish of the stomach’s cove!

  Catatafish’s riddle will soon be told!

  Ladybug has made it out, his tale is nearly through!

  Now that you’re the beetle king has more adventures to go on! Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun! So many enemies and battles yet to fight! For Ladybug the Beetle King’s tale is told throughout the night!

  Lay-Lay-Ladybug Ladybug Lady-Ladybug Ladybug, Laid-lay-Ladybug, Beetle King.

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this from South Park?

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    • hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In the episode, “The Death Camp of Tolerance”, Mr. Garrison inserts Lemmiwinks into Mr. Slave’s anus with the hope that he’ll get fired. Lemmiwinks then travels through Mr. Slave’s digestive system to reach freedom.

      Episode s06e14

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    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yis

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That looks like more like an Asian Beetle than a typical Lady Bug. Those bastards will crawl into any crack or crevice they can squeeze themselves into to find a place to over-winter. They’re annoying, they smell like gross musty shit, and they will bite you given the opportunity.

  So while this is the first time I’ve seen one in someone’s colon, I’m not completely shocked either. In fact, it’s kind of “on brand”.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now you know why they smell like gross musty shit

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  • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is one hardy mofo.

    Before any sort of colonoscopy, they give you a days worth of liquid laxatives that you need to drink and you will spend the better part of the day before your procedure shitting what feels like a grown man worth of shit.

    Only then will the colon look as clean as it does in the picture.

    That damn bug survived all that. Either that or he climbed in a nice clean colon after all the shit was evacuated.

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    • benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Recent colonoscopy here, can confirm the “grown man worth of shit” estimation

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    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the colon would be evacuated not the shit … shit cannot be evacuated.

      i mean if we are splitting hairs about how bugs end up in someone’s trumpet we might as well blow the melody in tune.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here’s the thing

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    • coaxil@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a jackdaw bug???

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Classic reference, friend.

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  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    M have you looked in colons before for bugs?

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• yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Buddy didn’t sleep tight enough

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    not enough flared bases

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  • realitista@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    (⁀ᗢ⁀)

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now we just need to know how many of these crawl up our bums like the amount of spiders we allegedly eat per year.

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  • julianh@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    don’t ask about ladybug georg

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• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did they give Lindsay Graham a colonoscopy?

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  • InverseParallax@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh dude just fuck you for adding this to the universe.

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    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Please explain, I’d like my daily dose of trauma

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  • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    clutches pearls

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    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *clenches butthole, clutches pearls, looks back and says “try again my little entomologist,” closes eyuigsxkhb

      Oh God! I blinded myself!

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How did it get there?

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

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    • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same as it ever was.

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty sure it didn’t survive a trip through stomach acid.

    Did you ever find a bug on a vegetable in the market?

    🤔

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    • Dragonstaff@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe

      Granted, I think a human stomach is more difficult to traverse than a frog, and it’s more likely that it came in the back door. I’m just not willing to rule it out.

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    • Eiri@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I vote food. There must be some unlikely placement along a meal that allows it to spend minimal time in contact with the acid.

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  • Sludgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My best guess is that it was on some of the equipment and somehow got transferred in during the colonoscopy.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please let this be a normal field trip

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  • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At my old school we never entered someone’s rectum without consent.

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• porotoman99@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here is a link with more information if anyone is curious: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6791639/

  The proposed theory is the preparations the patient made for the colonoscopy may have allowed the ladybug to survive the digestive system.

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  • AnimePhantasm@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love how much of the article is just explaining what a ladybug is.

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• Underwaterbob@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think they mean “gastroentomology”.

  Tee hee hee.

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  • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …that’s some clever gastroetymology…

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  • elfin8er@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh you!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Geez, Allen. You got a bug up your butt or what?”

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• Illogicalbit@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If that ladybug makes it out, it’ll have one hell of a story to share with its fellow bugs.

  Sounds like a great writing prompt actually.

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  • tehmics@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah it’d almost be like if a person got swallowed by a whale or something. Someone should write a book about it.

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• Erasmus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Truly a shitpost.

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• Disaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Save Him.

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• propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lemmywinks, if you stay here you will die.

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• Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you get so drunk you wake up and have no idea where you are or how you got there.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t er have like digestive juices and bacteria to kill stuff exactly like this?

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It entered from the back

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    • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      … when?

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gastroenterology FTFY

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  • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No sorry this is gastro-entomology.

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    • Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This conversation is gastro-etymology, BTW.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was the joke I was trying to make but the combination of fat fingers and autocorrect bastardized it

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• anubis119@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remember this level from The Fractured But Whole.

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• bulwark@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  James and the Giant Peach 2.

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This was a pretty great thread, y’all are fantastic.

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• nandi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I only clicked on this because I thought it was something else

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• nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But what happened to the bug? Found nothing about it in the case report.

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• UmeU@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No

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