It’s been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.
If you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.
Submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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superkret@feddit.org 6 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The worst stargate.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.
xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.
Truly a 90s moment.
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The possum Homeworld
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
weker01@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
It can be rotated no? Doesn’t seem to be in a working state right now.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need
roadsChevronswerefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If I can figure out the hieroglyphics, we may be able to get the two stranded space-station-auts back into the space station. I just need to recalculate the jump coordinates using a simple DM and a hairpin…oh and also a small university lab that I’ll get access to using the hairpin. Don’t worry about the details.
tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 6 months ago
Yeah there’s no DHD visible here. Maybe they’ve jerry-rigged their own!
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Spinning is better than not spinning.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Maybe it’s just misaligned.
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 months ago
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 6 months ago
That’s cool, any details or link to share?
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s classified.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 months ago
It’s a neat trick, for sure.
cm0002@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!
I’m fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you’ll still have been to Ohio.
quink@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
It doesn’t look anything like a location one can immediately place in Vancouver, BC.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Uhhhhhhh, it’s not. It’s Ashland Ohio. It’s not even the same country.
quink@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Here I go trying to explain my joke: The joke is that Stargates can only exist in or around Vancouver, because near enough the entirety of all Stargate TV series was filmed there.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
No.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well first you’d have to check to see if it’s a super capacitor…
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Bury that shir, have you learned nothin?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s ok, it’s in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You want Goa’ld? This is how you get Goa’ld.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 months ago
As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.
…not that Indiana is much better.
Zess@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.
hotelbravo722@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Good, now get me off this planet.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Stargate is real
rustyfish@lemmy.world 6 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
slingstone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we’re in business.
Wogi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Indeed.
M137@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“Moooom, I want a real stargate!”
“We have a stargate at home”:
variants@possumpat.io 6 months ago
Great cross post for !sideoftheroad@possumpat.io @sideoftheroad@possumpat.io
uservoid1@lemmy.world 6 months ago
With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Next time I’m headed home, I’ll plan an explosion such that I can jump my wormhole over to Ohio.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
papermache would vaporize instantly
Etterra@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It looks like it’s missing the symbols. Probably out of service.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 6 months ago
A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio…
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
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Casualties are to be expected.
weker01@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Wasn’t the iris something the military built after relocating the gate? If so maybe it was never found before. I mean it is in Ohio…
smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 months ago
Yep. The iris is an SGC addition to the gate
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The mechanical iris was a later addition, before that there was a stone cover. Without either anyone can come through from the other side.
kaboom36@ani.social 6 months ago
Ah its fine, the put it upside down so anyone who attempts to use it falls on their head!