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If you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • mipadaitu@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.

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    • ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio…

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      • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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        Casualties are to be expected.

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    • weker01@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wasn’t the iris something the military built after relocating the gate? If so maybe it was never found before. I mean it is in Ohio…

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      • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yep. The iris is an SGC addition to the gate

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      • mipadaitu@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The mechanical iris was a later addition, before that there was a stone cover. Without either anyone can come through from the other side.

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    • kaboom36@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah its fine, the put it upside down so anyone who attempts to use it falls on their head!

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
    Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The worst stargate.

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      • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.

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    • xwolpertinger@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.

      Truly a 90s moment.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The possum Homeworld

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How do you spend time building that and not check the placement of the chevrons?

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    • weker01@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It can be rotated no? Doesn’t seem to be in a working state right now.

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      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads Chevrons

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      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If I can figure out the hieroglyphics, we may be able to get the two stranded space-station-auts back into the space station. I just need to recalculate the jump coordinates using a simple DM and a hairpin…oh and also a small university lab that I’ll get access to using the hairpin. Don’t worry about the details.

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      • tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah there’s no DHD visible here. Maybe they’ve jerry-rigged their own!

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      • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Spinning is better than not spinning.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s just misaligned.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:

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    • sparky@lemmy.federate.cc ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s cool, any details or link to share?

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s classified.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a neat trick, for sure.

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!

    I’m fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you’ll still have been to Ohio.

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  • quink@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?

    It doesn’t look anything like a location one can immediately place in Vancouver, BC.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Uhhhhhhh, it’s not. It’s Ashland Ohio. It’s not even the same country.

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      • quink@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Here I go trying to explain my joke: The joke is that Stargates can only exist in or around Vancouver, because near enough the entirety of all Stargate TV series was filmed there.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?

      No.

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    • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well first you’d have to check to see if it’s a super capacitor…

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bury that shir, have you learned nothin?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s ok, it’s in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.

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      • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You want Goa’ld? This is how you get Goa’ld.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying

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      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.

        …not that Indiana is much better.

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      • Zess@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.

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  • hotelbravo722@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good, now get me off this planet.

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stargate is real

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    • rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Always has been.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we’re in business.

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    • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Indeed.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Moooom, I want a real stargate!”

    “We have a stargate at home”:

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  • variants@possumpat.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great cross post for !sideoftheroad@possumpat.io @sideoftheroad@possumpat.io

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  • uservoid1@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Next time I’m headed home, I’ll plan an explosion such that I can jump my wormhole over to Ohio.

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    papermache would vaporize instantly

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It looks like it’s missing the symbols. Probably out of service.

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